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  • Kaustubh

    Kaustubh

    MemberDec 13, 2005

    My Favorite One Liner !

    Fellas,

    Let’s collect funniest, wittiest one liners. You find them everywhere from Parties to Email signatures. Let us gather them here 😁

    Rules (oops!)

    1.Post no more than 2 one liners.
    2.Only the best ones that you know; avoid Google.
    3. Only funny one liners !

    I’ll set the ball rolling-

    -“I don’t believe in Miracles, I rely on them”

    -The Big K-
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  • Jerry

    MemberDec 21, 2005

    Here's Mine~

    Here comes my fav. one liner -

    I am not that useless ...i can be used as a bad example :wink:
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  • Swati

    MemberDec 21, 2005

    Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    Hows this 😁
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  • Mithil.Deshmukh

    MemberDec 28, 2005

    chk this out.

    Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

    They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

    Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

    I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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  • tirtho_123

    MemberJan 4, 2006

    The best way to express yourself is to keep silent!
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  • Neha

    MemberMar 14, 2006

    fav one liner

    nothing is impossible as impossible also says i m possible.

    nobody is perfect.well i am nobody.

    i was born intelligent but education ruined me.
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  • sttepz

    MemberMar 15, 2006

    I am a bomb technician, If u see me running, try to keep up!!

    I wanted to change the world... but they wouldn't give me the Source Code!!

    more than one mouse is mice...
    more than one spouse is spice...

    Where there's a will, I want to be in it...
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  • Anil Jain

    MemberMar 15, 2006

    [SIZE=-1]I was born intelligent, but education ruined me😁😁[/SIZE]
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorMay 25, 2006

    Murphy's Law

    "Everything takes longer than you expect."
    - Murphy.
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  • AlameluKrishnan

    MemberMay 28, 2006

    Here is mine

    You have to give up something in order to get something
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  • integratdbrains

    MemberJun 23, 2006

    my contribution! 😀

    If you fail to plan then you plan to fail.
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorSep 24, 2006

    Quote from the boss

    'Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say"

    😁😁

    -The BIg K-
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  • Mayur Pathak

    MemberSep 27, 2006

    One more One Liner !

    "Regular Naps prevent old age, Especially when you take them while driving"
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  • raj87verma88

    MemberJan 7, 2009

    Come via-AGRA and you will see man's greatest erection for a woman.
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  • MaRo

    MemberJan 7, 2009

    Good artists copy, great artists steal.

    Steve Jobs & Pablo Picasso.

    In my lab 😁
    #-Link-Snipped-#
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  • sauravgoswami

    MemberJan 8, 2009

    " Dont trust anybody"
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorJan 8, 2009

    My dad says -

    "Power cannot be expressed unless misutilized".
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  • sauravgoswami

    MemberJan 8, 2009

    Spiderman says " Great Power,brings great responsibility"
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  • Mayur Pathak

    MemberJan 8, 2009

    "I'm what you are not" -- The Big K
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorJan 8, 2009

    mayurpathak
    "I'm what you are not" -- The Big K
    😁 Yeah, that's my own discovery. That is the slogan on my 2[sup]nd[/sup] CE T Shirt.

    My First CE T-Shirt says "Sorry! I'm Busy". 😁
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  • sauravgoswami

    MemberJan 8, 2009

    If i owe a CE t-shirt it will bear the following one liner : "Never do for free what you are good at"
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  • Mayur Pathak

    MemberJan 14, 2009

    This one is from 'The Departed'. I dont know the exact words Anthony Hopkins uttered, but this is what he said...

    "As a kid, my mumma always told me, In this game when you grow up... you can either be a cop or you can be a criminal. Now I say that when you are facing a loaded gun... whats the difference?" 😁

    Awesome line!
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  • sauravgoswami

    MemberJan 14, 2009

    well the most dashing and absurd one liner i heard is "rishtey mein hum tumahaare baap laagte hain"
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  • Differential

    MemberJan 14, 2009

    This is a punchline of Infosys that I like.
    "Powered by Intellect, driven by values"
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