Letter to Mr. Bill Gates.
Letter from Mr. Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer. ๐
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We bought a computer for our home but found some problems associated with it, which I want to bring to your notice.
1.There is a button "start" but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
2.We find there is "Run" in the menu.One of my friends( Santa Singh) clicked run, he ran up to Amritsar! So we request you to change it to "sit" so that we can click it by sitting.
3.One doubt is that whether any re-scooter available in your system? I find only re-cycle but I own only a scooter at home.
4.There is a 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' button but we were unable to find it. Please rectify the problem.
5.My Child learned Microsoft Word now he wants to learn Microsoft Sentence. Will you provide that?
6.I bought a Computer, a mouse, a CPU and key board. But there is only one icon which shows "MY computer". When will you provide other items?
7.It is surprising that Windows says "My pictures" but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that?
8.There is "Microsoft Office". What about "Microsoft Home" ? Since I use PC at home only...
9.You provided " My network places" Thank God, you didn't provide with "My secret places". I do not want to find my wife as to where I go after my office!
Best regards,
Banta.
Last one from me: Sir how is that your name is Gates and you are selling windows?
Subject: Problems with my new computer. ๐
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We bought a computer for our home but found some problems associated with it, which I want to bring to your notice.
1.There is a button "start" but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
2.We find there is "Run" in the menu.One of my friends( Santa Singh) clicked run, he ran up to Amritsar! So we request you to change it to "sit" so that we can click it by sitting.
3.One doubt is that whether any re-scooter available in your system? I find only re-cycle but I own only a scooter at home.
4.There is a 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' button but we were unable to find it. Please rectify the problem.
5.My Child learned Microsoft Word now he wants to learn Microsoft Sentence. Will you provide that?
6.I bought a Computer, a mouse, a CPU and key board. But there is only one icon which shows "MY computer". When will you provide other items?
7.It is surprising that Windows says "My pictures" but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that?
8.There is "Microsoft Office". What about "Microsoft Home" ? Since I use PC at home only...
9.You provided " My network places" Thank God, you didn't provide with "My secret places". I do not want to find my wife as to where I go after my office!
Best regards,
Banta.
Last one from me: Sir how is that your name is Gates and you are selling windows?
Replies
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aj_ondutyWow, ishu, I loved the last one.. Cool.
Nice letter. Hope Bill Gates reads it. ๐ -
Kaustubh KatdareBill Gates will be in India this week. Maybe you should mail your letter to him ๐
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Ankita Katdare๐ I had read it somewhere. Thank you for sharing.
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maria florThat's really a cool letter Ishu!!!! It's really funny. Bill Gates would surely laugh when he reads it!!!!๐
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narayana murthynice doubts i like them
hope gates will reply for it -
Saandeep SreerambatlaI have read this in 2006 forward emails ๐
Nice one ๐ and if gates see this it will be fun! -
Harshad ItaliyaIts really very Funny if Gates read this one. ๐
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FarjandMarvelous ishutopre. lol here is my friend again. ๐
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sachleennice one ishutopre..
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johnpatrickhahahahaaa. Nice letter, pls share the Mr.Gates reply too...lol.
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