Joke for the day..!!
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog?"
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The man replied "Join the queue." 😁
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@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Mar 10, 2009
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@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 11, 2009
haha..good oneminiyA typical student
Flips a coin and thinks....
Heads -will go to sleep
Tails -will watch tv
Stands -will listen music
Stays in Air -wil study..
@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Mar 16, 2009
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@durga-TpX3gO • Mar 19, 2009
@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Mar 19, 2009
@silverscorpion-iJKtdQ • Mar 19, 2009
durgaThe phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes?"
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.
"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease (related to memory) and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is"
"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward.
"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Mar 19, 2009
@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 20, 2009
English-ScaredBut my question is if the person don't come back what Mrs Ward will do??😉😉
@ravitejag-02nJVr • Mar 20, 2009
@komputergeek-Yf5hJ4 • Mar 24, 2009
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@ravitejag-02nJVr • Mar 27, 2009
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenlyits difficult for me to read those messages
noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hair white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's
hairs are white?"
@yamini-uMEVDQ • Mar 27, 2009
@ravitejag-02nJVr • Mar 28, 2009
Pardon me RavitejaSorry miniy ,if i hurt you.
@yamini-uMEVDQ • Mar 28, 2009
Yeah right..You van very well share your thoughts here..:smile:Raviteja.gI just said my inconvenience Right?
@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Mar 29, 2009
@komputergeek-Yf5hJ4 • Mar 29, 2009
@CrazyBoy • Mar 29, 2009
komputergeekA: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.
@ravitejag-02nJVr • Mar 30, 2009
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@g-rakesh2-CVEauh • Mar 30, 2009
@komputergeek-Yf5hJ4 • Mar 30, 2009
@CrazyBoy • Mar 30, 2009
LOLkomputergeekA couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
@komputergeek-Yf5hJ4 • Mar 31, 2009
@CrazyBoy • Mar 31, 2009
😁Is this is a joke or you are trying april fool on all CEan's .komputergeekA: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
B: Why Three?
A: For you and your parents
@komputergeek-Yf5hJ4 • Mar 31, 2009
It's difficult to fool CEan's..crazyboy😁Is this is a joke or you are trying april fool on all CEan's .
@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Apr 1, 2009
komputergeekA couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
@komputergeek-Yf5hJ4 • Apr 1, 2009
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@komputergeek-Yf5hJ4 • Apr 5, 2009
@CrazyBoy • Apr 5, 2009
@komputergeek-Yf5hJ4 • Apr 6, 2009
lol.nice onecrazyboy2 guyz found 2 bombs,
1st person: Lets go we will give these bombs to police.
2nd persond: What if any one of the bomb will explode on the way to police station?
1st person: We will tell lie to police that we had found only one bomb.
-crazy
@rishna-9pM65A • Apr 6, 2009
crazyboy2 guyz found 2 bombs,
1st person: Lets go we will give these bombs to police.
2nd Persond: What if any one of the bomb will explode on the way to police station?
1st person: We will tell lie to police that we had found only one bomb.
-Crazy
@rishna-9pM65A • Apr 6, 2009
good one..komputergeekSaid to a railroad engineer:
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
@ravitejag-02nJVr • Apr 7, 2009
@shalini-goel14-ASmC2J • Apr 7, 2009
Ha ha ! Good one 😀 but I wonder why don't he still escape 😡Raviteja.gQuestion: In marriage ceremonies, why the man made to sit on the Horse or in the Car?
Ans:God gives him last chance to escape.......!
@ravitejag-02nJVr • Apr 26, 2009
thats what the secret behind this universe.....😉shalini_goel14Ha ha ! Good one 😀 but I wonder why don't he still escape 😡
@ravitejag-02nJVr • Apr 26, 2009
@g-rakesh2-CVEauh • Apr 29, 2009
its nice very hilarious 😁...Raviteja.gA lady calls a person for repairing the doorbell .
He did not come for 4 days.......!!!
Then one day she asks him why don't you come?
He replied:"I came and pressed the bell, but nobody opened the door....!!!
Keep Smiling!!😁
@rishna-9pM65A • May 14, 2009
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@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • May 17, 2009
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@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • May 19, 2009
@komputergeek-Yf5hJ4 • May 25, 2009
@shalini-goel14-ASmC2J • May 25, 2009
Ha ha ! Good one 😁komputergeekThe children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
@CrazyBoy • May 25, 2009
@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • May 25, 2009
@g-rakesh2-CVEauh • May 27, 2009
its a very good one cant stop laughing...:dance::dance::dance:komputergeekThe children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Jun 2, 2009
@silverscorpion-iJKtdQ • Jun 2, 2009
@rishna-9pM65A • Jun 2, 2009
@lal-R60Xjx • Jun 3, 2009
@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Jun 3, 2009
@komputergeek-Yf5hJ4 • Jun 6, 2009