"Happy Engineers Day" SMS Collection

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  Ankita Katdare

  Here's another:
  
  I take the vision which comes from dreams
  and apply the magic of science and mathematics,
  adding the heritage of my profession
  and my knowledge of nature's materials
  to create a design.
  
  I organize the efforts and skills of my fellow workers
  employing the capital of the thrifty
  and the products of many industries,
  and together we work toward our goal
  undaunted by hazards and obstacles.
  
  And when we have completed our task
  all can see
  that the dreams and plans have materialized
  for the comfort and welfare of all.
  
  I am an Engineer
  I serve mankind
  by making dreams come true.
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  Ankita Katdare

  We have a lot of 'composers' here. Why not share something here..
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  Sahithi Pallavi

  Not an Sms, But some few sayings of Bharata Ratna Mokshagundam Visweswaraiah garu -
  
  
  1. “Success in life depends on action, that is, on what you do, and not what you
  Feel or think, and the price of success is hard work.”
  2. “Work does not kill a man, it is worry, irregularity and uncertainty that kill”.
  3. "Nature never excuses lapses”
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  Gurjeet Singh

  You Create the Magic World(CS& IT,MCA)
  You Build the Nation(Civil)
  You are connecting the world(EC)
  you are the power(EE)
  you move the world(Mech)
  
  Wish you all a very Happy Engineers day 😀 Proud to be A CEan!!
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  born_star16

  Engineers are always honest in matters of technology and human relationships. That’s why it’s a good idea to keep engineers away from customers, romantic interests, and other people
  who can’t handle the truth.
  
  Happy Engineer's Day!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Ankita Katdare

  I can write 70 words per minute but I can't read my own Handwriting.
  I spend more time with my teachers Than with my Family.
  I know the EULERS's theorem but not my Shirt size.
  I have no Life & can Prove it Mathematically.
  I can translate English into Binary!
  But 40 marks out of 100 is Heaven for me.
  My xerox bills are way higher than my mobile bills!
  Yes.. I am a student of engineering.
  
  😛
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  gohm

  I have to honestly admit I've never heard of engineer's day, like it though!
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  CIVILPRINCESS

  AbraKaDabra

  I can write 70 words per minute but I can't read my own Handwriting.
  I spend more time with my teachers Than with my Family.
  I know the EULERS's theorem but not my Shirt size.
  I have no Life & can Prove it Mathematically.
  I can translate English into Binary!
  But 40 marks out of 100 is Heaven for me.
  My xerox bills are way higher than my mobile bills!
  Yes.. I am a student of engineering.
  
  😛

  this is awesome! 😁
  
  

  cooldudeiet

  You Create the Magic World(CS& IT,MCA)
  You Build the Nation(Civil)
  You are connecting the world(EC)
  you are the power(EE)
  you move the world(Mech)
  
  Wish you all a very Happy Engineers day 😀 Proud to be A CEan!!

  i got this today! 😁
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  durga ch

  gohm

  I have to honestly admit I've never heard of engineer's day, like it though!

  COZ, its celebrated in INDIA 😁
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  durga ch

  You can become a doctor & save lives. You can become a Lawyer & defend lives. You can become a Soldier and protect lives. But why to play with others' lives? ....
  Become a Software Engineer and screw up your own life... Happy Engineers' Day... 😀
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  Ankita Katdare

  Someone sent me this today morning -
  
  The ideal engineer is a composite...
  He is not a scientist, he is not a
  mathematician, he is not a
  sociologist or a writer; but he may
  use the knowledge and techniques of
  any or all of these disciplines in
  solving engineering problems.
  
  HAPPY ENGINEER's DAY to all!
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  sweet_honey

  An Engineering Student to his sweeper:
  Mere pas Degree hai,
  Knowledge hai,
  4 logon me baithne ki izzat hai,
  Tere pas kya hai??😎
  
  Sweeper: Mere pas NAUKRI hai...😉 😛
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  Saandeep Sreerambatla

  I got only one sms from my best friend,
  
  Happy Engineers day.
  If you are still human (I guess not) please reply after your hibernation mode at office 😛 It was saturday and I was at office working 😀
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  Kaustubh Katdare

  I read on Wikipedia that each country has its own 'Engineers Day'. In India, engineers day is celebrated on September 15th. I thought of compiling a huge collection of "Happy Engineers Day" SMS so that you won't have to go on looking for awesome messages to send to your engineer friends or colleagues. But it's no fun copying messages from other websites and posting them here. Instead, let's try to create SMS on our own. Let them rhyme, not rhyme, make sense or make no sense, make us laugh, make us reflect, make us think.
  
  I know there are several rhyme masters here and I'm sure we'll collect lot of awesome 'original' sms messages till September 15th. We've a long time to go.
  
  PS: You can definitely base your SMS on the SMS you find elsewhere, but don't forget to add your own words in them.
  
  Looking forward to some cool messages. Bring them on!
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  Harshad Italiya

  Engineers participate in the
  activities which make the resources of nature
  available in a form beneficial
  to man and provide systems which
  will perform optimally and economically.
  Happy Engineers Day - 15th September
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  Harshad Italiya

  Centuries ago people who sacrificed their
  sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life
  were called “SAINTS”
  Now they are called ENGINEERS.
  Happy Engineers Day!
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  How do u convert an Engineering Student to a criminal???
  Burn* some pages of his assignments, a day before submission
  Happy Engineers Day!
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  Jeffrey Arulraj

  Can you tell the difference between 1 and One
  Arts: No way
  Medicine: Not clearly dissection results are failing
  LAW: as per section number --- It is a violation So no answer your honor
  Management: Even if a skilled personnel manager can't tell this
  
  Engineer: Ascii Value for both are different
  
  Period
  
  There is nothing a Engineer can't explain
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  Ramani Aswath

  Modifying Molecules to Moving Meteors, Engineers are the Prime Movers!
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  Kaustubh Katdare

  We're just few hours away from the Engineers Day in India. Looking forward to more SMS 😀
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  Ankita Katdare

  Here are some more -
  
  How do you convert an Engineering Student to a criminal?
  Burn some pages of his assignments a day before submission.
  
  we design,
  we construct,
  we observe,
  we initiate,
  we drive,
  we move,
  we accelerate the world,
  we are the gears of progress,
  we are the future of the nation,
  we are the engineers,
  and I am proud to be an engineer.
  
  
  (This one is rather stupid, but - )
  
  You can be a Doctor and save lives...
  You can be a Lawyer and defend lives...
  You can be a Soldier and protect lives...
  But why to play with others lives?
  So we simply became engineers to screw up our own lives
  
  I take the vision which comes from dreams
  and apply the magic of science and mathematics,
  adding the heritage of my profession
  and my knowledge of nature's materials
  to create a design.
  HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY TO ALL ENGINEERS
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  praseetha

  4 yrs
  40 subjects
  400 experiments
  4000 assignments
  40000 hrs.
  ...
  A normal human CANNOT do it.
  
  Those super heroes are called
  'ENGINEERING STUDENTS'
  Happy Engineer's Day
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  Ankita Katdare

  The Beauty of Engineers
  
  A first bench student knows the answer to every problem
  but only the last bench student has the power to face every problem.
  
  A very happy engineers day SMS!
  
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  Engineer's Life -
  Amount of money spend in photocopies over the span of four years
  is sufficient to buy a brand new Xerox Machine!
  
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  The Engineering Student Equation -
  
  P is inversely Proportional To T, where S is constant
  
  P – Pressure on the Brain
  T - Number of Days left
  S – Syllabus
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  Ankita Katdare

  Anyone has more messages to share here? Please go ahead and share them.
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  ayyappa jammula

  Ankita Katdare

  Here's another:
  
  I take the vision which comes from dreams
  and apply the magic of science and mathematics,
  adding the heritage of my profession
  and my knowledge of nature's materials
  to create a design.
  
  I organize the efforts and skills of my fellow workers
  employing the capital of the thrifty
  and the products of many industries,
  and together we work toward our goal
  undaunted by hazards and obstacles.
  
  And when we have completed our task
  all can see
  that the dreams and plans have materialized
  for the comfort and welfare of all.
  
  I am an Engineer
  I serve mankind
  by making dreams come true.

  HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY
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  Ambarish Ganesh

  Here are a few quotes I received as SMS today -
  
  Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. - Scott Adams
  
  ......
  
  “How in the fucking hell did you do that?"
  
  Calyph shrugged. "I'm an Engineer," he said simply, as if it would explain everything.” - April Adams, Drawing The Dragon
  
  ......
  
  Happy Engineer's Day 😀
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  Ramani Aswath

  Moksham
  Gundam
  Vishwam
  Eswaram
  May we all be like him.
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  Ankita Katdare

  You can send engineers day SMS using famous engineering quotes.
  Something like:
  Science is about knowing; engineering is about doing. - Henry Petroski
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  Radhika Deshpande

  The funny one I got -
  
  2 min silence for all those who learnt second order differential equations, solid-state physics,strength of materials,digital signal processing etc and wanting to change the world but now are earning salaries for making ppt, excel sheets and emails.
  
  Happy Engineers Day 😀😀
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  Radhika Deshpande

  One more -
  Everybody says Engineering is so easy just like walking in a park.
  But only engineers know that the park is JURASSIC PARK with a variety of dinosaurs. 😁😁
  
  Happy Engineers Day 😀😀
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  Radhika Deshpande

  4 years,
  40 subjects,
  400 experiments,
  4000 assignments,
  40000 hours.
  
  Normal human being cannot do it.
  Those super heroes who can do are called "ENGINEERS".
  
  Happy Engineers Day! 😀😀
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  Ramani Aswath

  When I am working on a problem, I never think about beauty but when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. R. Buckminster Fuller
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  Radhika Deshpande

  Happy "Ye Karlo Esme Bahot Scope Hai" Day !
  
  😁😁
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  Radhika Deshpande

  To B.E or not to B.E is not the question,
  What after B.E is real question. 😁
  
  Happy Engineers Day!
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  Ramani Aswath

  Radhika

  What after B.E is real question.

  Asking (for) M.E.?
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  Radhika Deshpande

  A.V.Ramani

  Asking (for) M.E.?

  😁
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  Kaustubh Katdare

  All BEs and MEs on CE
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  Radhika Deshpande

  Radhika

  What after B.E is real question

  After B.E it is C. E 😁
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  Ramani Aswath

  Radhika

  After B.E it is C. E 😁

  Then let's CE. CEing is BEliving.
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  Ankita Katdare

  Guys, Engineers' day is around the corner and like every year we have special surprises coming up. This includes a quiz contest. Check the notice on top. And some amazing announcements lined up! Stay tuned for more information on this.
  
  ..And by the way, we do need to update this thread with more awesome messages to be shared with fellow engineers on Engineers Day. Quotes, Images, Sayings, Phrases. Share them all below!
  
  I will set the ball rolling -
  
  

  Engineers are creators. Engineers are innovators. They design the machinery that the country uses to jetpack its future. They lay the foundations that our country stands on. They are responsible for the buildings we live in, the roads we used to commute and the electricity that we consume. Salute engineers. The nation wants its engineers to be better & master of all. Keep moving towards a better tomorrow. Happy Engineers' Day!

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  Ramani Aswath

  Engineering is all about bolts and nuts. It is the nuts that hold things together.
  VIVA nuts!
  March on Crazy Engineers. WE are the nuts.
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  Kaustubh Katdare

  A.V.Ramani

  March on Crazy Engineers. WE are the nuts.

  Wow! 😀
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  Ankita Katdare

  Share Happy Engineers' Day special image / GIF today -
  
  
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  Ankita Katdare

  I believe now is the time of Whatsapp > SMS. How many of you will be forwarding these Engineers Day messages on your Whatsapp friend list and Whatsapp Status?

  Also are there new messages this year? 😊  Let the creativity explode.

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  Ankita Katdare

  I think it's important to educate your friends and family about Engineers' Day to remember Shri. M. Visvesvaraya.  Here is an image that lists his achievements and it will be great if you spread this message out on your groups.