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  • Ankita Katdare

    @abrakadabra Dec 2, 2011

    Here is another -

    twitter-update

  • Ankita Katdare

    @abrakadabra Dec 2, 2011

    Steve & Bill Discussion -

    iphone

  • Ankita Katdare

    @abrakadabra Dec 2, 2011

    😁 another one -

    Steve-Jobs-Bill-Gates-Discussion-2

  • eternalthinker

    @eternalthinker-Kvsi5Y Dec 3, 2011

    This might come in handy πŸ˜›


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  • Sahithi Pallavi

    @sahithi-oJZaYj Dec 3, 2011

    eternalthinkerThis might come in handy πŸ˜›


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    It's not viewable πŸ˜•

  • Sahithi Pallavi

    @sahithi-oJZaYj Dec 3, 2011

  • eternalthinker

    @eternalthinker-Kvsi5Y Dec 3, 2011

    Okay this is the missing image in the last post by me

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  • Reya

    @reya-SMihdC Dec 3, 2011

    I still cant view the image!

  • Mr.Don

    @mrdon-92OwlG Dec 3, 2011

  • lal
    lal

    @lal-R60Xjx Dec 4, 2011

    seat savers
    Really useful some times.. πŸ˜›

  • born_star16

    @born-star16-U2z3az Dec 4, 2011

  • lal
    lal

    @lal-R60Xjx Dec 6, 2011

    Angry Birds 😁
    Angry birds

  • born_star16

    @born-star16-U2z3az Dec 6, 2011

  • Mr.Don

    @mrdon-92OwlG Dec 6, 2011

  • Mr.Don

    @mrdon-92OwlG Dec 6, 2011

  • lal
    lal

    @lal-R60Xjx Dec 10, 2011

    The ultimate luxury, safety and speed.. 😁
    BMW Re-loaded..!!!
    bmw 1

  • born_star16

    @born-star16-U2z3az Dec 11, 2011

  • maria flor

    @maria-flor-8cAkif Dec 12, 2011

  • maria flor

    @maria-flor-8cAkif Dec 12, 2011

  • Ramani Aswath

    @ramani-VR4O43 Dec 12, 2011

    There was a good old barber in Bangalore . One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
    I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service.
    Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
    A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money.
    The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

    A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.
    The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......

    Scroll down for answer... . . . . . . .. . . . ...
    ..


    ...

    ..

    A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of Forwarded mail mentioning about free hair cut with the Google map showing the shop.

  • Ramani Aswath

    @ramani-VR4O43 Dec 12, 2011

    However,
    Abacus and slide rules were marvels of engineering of their times.

  • Kaustubh Katdare

    @thebigk Dec 12, 2011

    bioramaniHowever,
    Abacus and slide rules were marvels of engineering of their times.

    I just wish slide rules replaced calculators πŸ˜€ . I'm yet to see a slide rule!

  • Ramani Aswath

    @ramani-VR4O43 Dec 12, 2011

    The_Big_KI just wish slide rules replaced calculators πŸ˜€ . I'm yet to see a slide rule!

    In Andhra 'Varsity in '57 only slide rules were there. The engineers used to go about with the slide rule hanging from its scabbard on the left like a sword. We use to whip it out at the drop of a hat to start a calculation. I had three. One simple, the other for power calculations and a 5 inch one for pocket use. I love them. We still use such devices(custom made)for chemical engineering calculations.

  • born_star16

    @born-star16-U2z3az Dec 12, 2011

    HEIGHT OF ENGINEERING.......
    376482_211294995614315_100002014484481_464271_1180325098_n

  • born_star16

    @born-star16-U2z3az Dec 13, 2011

  • maria flor

    @maria-flor-8cAkif Dec 13, 2011

  • Mr.Don

    @mrdon-92OwlG Dec 14, 2011

    This will suite for thread in Electrical section Bluetooth vs WiFi. 😁

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  • lal
    lal

    @lal-R60Xjx Dec 15, 2011

    Security Matters
    Really Secure.. πŸ˜›

  • Ankita Katdare

    @abrakadabra Dec 15, 2011

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    The tumbling scroll bar! 😁

  • Ramani Aswath

    @ramani-VR4O43 Dec 15, 2011

    PwSlackwrote in CR4:
    Quote: A Manager, a Mechanical Engineer and a Controls Engineer are going off to a new site in a car. The car gets to the top of a slope, and as it drops down the slope it becomes apparent that the brakes have failed. They negotiate the bend at the bottom - just - on two wheels and a door-handle and rattle to a halt in a hedge, shaken, though not stirred.
    The Manager is the first to speak. "Well, I'm going to call a meeting, get everyone round the table, and run a cause-and-effect session to analyse what happened and see if we can prevent a recurrence."
    "Fine", says the Mechanical Engineer, grabbing the toolbox out of the boot/trunk. "While you're doing that I'm going to fix the brakes."
    The Controls Engineer speaks last. "Well, I think we ought to push it back up the hill and have another go!" Endquote

    Doorman wrote in the same thread:
    Quote: You know you're an engineer when
    The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
    You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
    You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
    You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.
    You can't write unless the paper has both horizontal and vertical lines.
    You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.
    You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
    You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
    You really know what https:// stands for.
    You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys.
    You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.
    You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
    You still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.
    You think a pocket protector is a fashion accessory.
    You window shop at Radio Shack.
    Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
    Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
    Your wrist watch has more computing power than a 300 MHz pentium.
    You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.
    Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.
    Everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck admiring the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room. Endquote


    #-Link-Snipped-#

  • ISHAN TOPRE

    @ishan-nohePN Dec 15, 2011

    I got this SMS sometime back. A bit old one

    Characteristics of Indian movies.

    1. At least one of the twins is born evil πŸ˜›
    2. While diffusing a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. πŸ‘Ž
    3. A Hero will show no pain while getting beaten up. But will show pain when the actress is trying to clean his wound. 😲
    4. A policeman can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty. πŸ˜•
    5. (Best of all) If you start dancing on streets, everyone you meet will know the dancing steps and the lyrics of song. Don't know from where the background music appears! 😨
  • cooltwins

    @cooltwins-I5yJpZ Dec 15, 2011

    even i've got that SMS... very true πŸ˜‰ the 5th was the best!!! 😁



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  • Dancer_Engineer

    @dancer-engineer-EJ8rGI Dec 15, 2011

    @cooltwins,
    How did you attach the image?

  • Dancer_Engineer

    @dancer-engineer-EJ8rGI Dec 17, 2011

    376010_10150459703104568_116738234567_8323700_1405404654_n

    😑

    😁

  • Ankita Katdare

    @abrakadabra Dec 17, 2011

    The apple timeline -

    iboard-imat-ipad

  • Ambarish Ganesh

    @ambarish-PQyoXg Dec 17, 2011

    We can see where our system is going wrong!
    p

  • lal
    lal

    @lal-R60Xjx Dec 17, 2011

    Nice trick
    _

  • Harshad Italiya

    @harshad-ukH5ww Dec 17, 2011

    @lal:- This reminds me MI-4's Benji in Waiter role. πŸ˜‰

  • Dancer_Engineer

    @dancer-engineer-EJ8rGI Dec 18, 2011

    Pizza anyone? πŸ˜›
    pizza

  • lal
    lal

    @lal-R60Xjx Dec 18, 2011

    @godfather, not yet watched MI 4 πŸ˜€
    How is it? Reviews say its a good thriller.

  • lovejeet

    @lovejeet-etHdkD Dec 18, 2011

  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    @praveenkumar-66Ze92 Dec 18, 2011

    Looks funny! πŸ˜€ Even birdies???
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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    @praveenkumar-66Ze92 Dec 18, 2011

    This one is seriously funny... Just confirm if this is real!
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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    @praveenkumar-66Ze92 Dec 18, 2011

    Issues while using iPhone! πŸ˜€
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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    @praveenkumar-66Ze92 Dec 18, 2011

    Mario in Real World! πŸ˜›
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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    @praveenkumar-66Ze92 Dec 18, 2011

    Smilies in Real World! πŸ˜›
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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    @praveenkumar-66Ze92 Dec 18, 2011

    Animals' Facebook Status Updates​
    If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates,
    Cockroach: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step... Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"
    Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??? I don’t even remember"
    Mosquito: "I am HIV positive... this is all due to wrong sucking!!!"
    Chicken: "If tomorrow I didn't updating my status, then I'm being served at KFC. Love you all" β™₯
    Pig: "Oh gosh! They throw the gossips that I am spreading flu... WTF!!"
    Goat: "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon" πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

  • Kaustubh Katdare

    @thebigk Dec 18, 2011

    The question paper was hilarious! Which University?

  • eternalthinker

    @eternalthinker-Kvsi5Y Dec 18, 2011

    The_Big_KThe question paper was hilarious! Which University?

    CUSAT, Kerala πŸ˜‰

  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    @praveenkumar-66Ze92 Dec 18, 2011

    The_Big_KThe question paper was hilarious! Which University?

    I need the confirmation, people say it as University of Calicut! πŸ˜›