The Laugh Out Loud Thread

Post images that you come across & find worth Laughing Out Loud. 😁

Let's create the best LOL thread ever! 😁 😉 😁

I am giving it a start -

tech_support_cheat_sheet

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Ankita Katdare

Here is another -
Ankita Katdare

Steve & Bill Discussion -
Ankita Katdare

😁 another one -
eternalthinker

This might come in handy 😛
Sahithi Pallavi

eternalthinker
This might come in handy 😛

It's not viewable 😕
Sahithi Pallavi
eternalthinker

Okay this is the missing image in the last post by me
Reya

I still cant view the image!
Mr.Don
lal

Really useful some times.. 😛
born_star16
lal

Angry Birds 😁
born_star16
Mr.Don
Mr.Don
lal

The ultimate luxury, safety and speed.. 😁
BMW Re-loaded..!!!
born_star16
maria flor
maria flor
Ramani Aswath

There was a good old barber in Bangalore . One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service.
Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money.
The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......

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A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of Forwarded mail mentioning about free hair cut with the Google map showing the shop.
Ramani Aswath

However,
Abacus and slide rules were marvels of engineering of their times.
Kaustubh Katdare

bioramani
However,
Abacus and slide rules were marvels of engineering of their times.
I just wish slide rules replaced calculators 😀 . I'm yet to see a slide rule!
Ramani Aswath

The_Big_K
I just wish slide rules replaced calculators 😀 . I'm yet to see a slide rule!
In Andhra 'Varsity in '57 only slide rules were there. The engineers used to go about with the slide rule hanging from its scabbard on the left like a sword. We use to whip it out at the drop of a hat to start a calculation. I had three. One simple, the other for power calculations and a 5 inch one for pocket use. I love them. We still use such devices(custom made)for chemical engineering calculations.
born_star16

HEIGHT OF ENGINEERING.......
born_star16
maria flor
Mr.Don

This will suite for thread in Electrical section Bluetooth vs WiFi. 😁
lal

Really Secure.. 😛
Ankita Katdare

The tumbling scroll bar! 😁
Ramani Aswath

PwSlackwrote in CR4:
Quote: A Manager, a Mechanical Engineer and a Controls Engineer are going off to a new site in a car. The car gets to the top of a slope, and as it drops down the slope it becomes apparent that the brakes have failed. They negotiate the bend at the bottom - just - on two wheels and a door-handle and rattle to a halt in a hedge, shaken, though not stirred.
The Manager is the first to speak. "Well, I'm going to call a meeting, get everyone round the table, and run a cause-and-effect session to analyse what happened and see if we can prevent a recurrence."
"Fine", says the Mechanical Engineer, grabbing the toolbox out of the boot/trunk. "While you're doing that I'm going to fix the brakes."
The Controls Engineer speaks last. "Well, I think we ought to push it back up the hill and have another go!" Endquote

Doorman wrote in the same thread:
Quote: You know you're an engineer when
The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.
You can't write unless the paper has both horizontal and vertical lines.
You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.
You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
You really know what https:// stands for.
You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys.
You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.
You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
You still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.
You think a pocket protector is a fashion accessory.
You window shop at Radio Shack.
Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
Your wrist watch has more computing power than a 300 MHz pentium.
You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.
Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.
Everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck admiring the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room. Endquote

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ISHAN TOPRE

I got this SMS sometime back. A bit old one

Characteristics of Indian movies.

1. At least one of the twins is born evil 😛
2. While diffusing a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. 👎
3. A Hero will show no pain while getting beaten up. But will show pain when the actress is trying to clean his wound. 😲
4. A policeman can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty. 😕
5. (Best of all) If you start dancing on streets, everyone you meet will know the dancing steps and the lyrics of song. Don't know from where the background music appears! 😨
cooltwins

even i've got that SMS... very true 😉 the 5th was the best!!! 😁
Dancer_Engineer

@cooltwins,
How did you attach the image?
Dancer_Engineer

😡

😁
Ankita Katdare

The apple timeline -
Ambarish Ganesh

We can see where our system is going wrong!
lal

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Harshad Italiya

@lal:- This reminds me MI-4's Benji in Waiter role. 😉
Dancer_Engineer

Pizza anyone? 😛
lal

@godfather, not yet watched MI 4 😀
How is it? Reviews say its a good thriller.
lovejeet
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Looks funny! 😀 Even birdies???
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

This one is seriously funny... Just confirm if this is real!
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Issues while using iPhone! 😀
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Mario in Real World! 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Smilies in Real World! 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Animals' Facebook Status Updates

If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates,
Cockroach: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step... Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"
Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??? I don’t even remember"
Mosquito: "I am HIV positive... this is all due to wrong sucking!!!"
Chicken: "If tomorrow I didn't updating my status, then I'm being served at KFC. Love you all" ♥
Pig: "Oh gosh! They throw the gossips that I am spreading flu... WTF!!"
Goat: "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon" 😀 😛
Kaustubh Katdare

The question paper was hilarious! Which University?
eternalthinker

The_Big_K
The question paper was hilarious! Which University?
CUSAT, Kerala 😉
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

The_Big_K
The question paper was hilarious! Which University?
I need the confirmation, people say it as University of Calicut! 😛
eternalthinker

Praveen-Kumar
I need the confirmation, people say it as University of Calicut! 😛
Cochin university it is. The full version was there on FB !
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Deleted the internet! Lolz! 😁
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Another funny thingy! 😀
Ankita Katdare

The side effects of technology. 😁
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

See who wants what for the Christmas! 😀
eternalthinker

$Math-Fail-Pics-127$
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

What if you didn't receive an Email? Quick Flowchart! 😀
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Head burn! Ha ha ha!!! ( Tamil: Manda kaayudhu! 😛 )
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

The Dark Knight Rises!!! 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Photographs: Reality!!!
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Baby Rage! 😀
lovejeet
lovejeet
Ankita Katdare

Sometimes ... maths sucks! 😕
Dancer_Engineer

😁
Harshad Italiya
Harshad Italiya

Superb One !! And Personal experience. 😛
Gandalf

godfather
Superb One !! And Personal experience. 😛

A truth at many companies !!!
Kaustubh Katdare

lovejeet
That's from IIT, right? 😁
lovejeet

The_Big_K
That's from IIT, right? 😁
i guess it's from hinduja college.
lovejeet
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Colgate & L'oreal Rocks!!! 😁 Lolz!!!
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Cool vs. Cooler
Ankita Katdare
Ankita Katdare

Talk about copying stuff -
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

AbraKaDabra
I don't understand... 😔
Ankita Katdare
Ankita Katdare
Dancer_Engineer

😛

😁
Ankita Katdare
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

AbraKaDabra
Omg! Is that a 4MB File??? 😲
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Apple! The future of Android! 😛
maria flor
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Saturday work: Cleaning my room, and this is what I do!!! 😀
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Things are going beyond limits!!! 😲
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

What a queue!!! 😲
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

STUPIDITY HAS NO LIMITS...!! 😁

Examples Of Stupid Questions that People Ask

1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask:
"Are You Sleeping?"
(No! I'm Trying to Die?)

2. When It's Raining & Someone Notices You going Out, they Ask:
"Are You Going Out In this Rain?"
(No, In The Next one.)

3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline:
"Where are you?"
(At the Bus Stop!)

4. They See you Wet Coming from the Bathroom:
"Did You Just Have A Bath?"
(No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)

5. You are Standing Right In Front Of the Elevator On The Ground Floor & they Ask:
"Going Up?"
(No, No, I'm Waiting for My Apartment to Come Down & Get Me.)

6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for your Sweetheart, they Ask:
"Are those Flowers?"
(No Baby! They are Carrots.)

7. You are On The Queue to Buy Tickets at the Cinema, A Friend Saw You & Asks,
"What are you Doing Here?"
(I'm Here to Pay My School Fees.) 😛 😁
Dancer_Engineer
Ankita Katdare
Ankita Katdare
Ankita Katdare

The changing face of priorities!

😁
Ankita Katdare

#FAIL!
Dancer_Engineer
Ankita Katdare
Ambarish Ganesh

AbraKaDabra
😁 Which book is this? Awesomeness at its best!
Ankita Katdare

Punch_a_Tantra
😁 Which book is this? Awesomeness at its best!
😁 No idea.
Ankita Katdare
Ankita Katdare

Admins! 😁
Ankita Katdare

How they designed the iPad -
Ankita Katdare

So true!
Mr.Don
lal

cool😎
Ankita Katdare

Cooking food at home from recipe books -

😛
Ankita Katdare

Superhero dialogue in real life -
born_star16
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Smileys & Their Real Meanings!!! 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Burning head sensation? Please come and brainstorm yourselves in CE, not in Ground!!! 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Crane vs. Cock!!! 😛
Dancer_Engineer

Smart Dog! 😎
Ankita Katdare

Non-Rajnikanth Fans, pliss excuse.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

AbraKaDabra
Non-Rajnikanth Fans, pliss excuse.
Awesome!!! 😀
Mr.Don
Harshad Italiya
Harshad Italiya
K!r@nS!ngu

Nice art....
Harshad Italiya
Mr.Don

godfather

Copyright protection ! 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

godfather

Man!!! Microsoft should see this! Send it to support[at]microsoft[dot]com! 😀
Ramani Aswath

I trust there is nothing inappropriate here:
ते पण एक वय असतं
दिवसभर पाळण्यात झोपायचं
सगळ्यांकडून कौतुक करून घेण्याचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
हाफ चड्डीत गावभर फिरायचं
आईची नजर चुकवून डब्यातलं खायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
मुलींच्या स्क्रॅपबुक्स भरायचं
आणि तरीही त्यांच्याशी बोलायला लाजायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
घरी खोटं बोलून पिक्चरला जायचं
आवाज म्युट करून रात्री एफटीव्ही पहायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
आता छोकरी नंतर नोकरीच्या मागे लागायचं
पॅकेजचा विचार करत B.E.ची स्वप्नं पहायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
लग्नाच्या 'डोमिनियन स्टेटस' आधी तारूण्यातला टोटल इंडिपेंडंस आठवायचं
आई आणि बायकोत कितीही भांडणं झाली तरी आपण मात्र शांत रहायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
प्रिमियम्सच्या चिंतेत रात्रभर जागायचं
शेअर मार्केटच्या तालावर आपल्या इन्व्हेस्टमेंट्सना नाचवायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
आपल्या मुलांचे सगळे हट्ट पुरवायचं
त्यांच्या साठी स्थळ शोधताना आपलं तारूण्य आठवायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
सगळ्या जबाबदार्‍या पार पाडल्यावर गॅलरीत पाय पसरून बसण्याचं
आभाळाकडे पाहत फक्त यमाच्या निर्देशाची वाट पाहत बसण्याचं -
प्रत्येक क्षण अपल्याला काही ना काही शिकवत असतो.
बिनधास्त रहायचे

My Marathi is non existent!
Ramani Aswath

Here is another: (Did not know a better way to put this up, which came in my mail)
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Ankita Katdare

bioramani
I trust there is nothing inappropriate here:
ते पण एक वय असतं
दिवसभर पाळण्यात झोपायचं
सगळ्यांकडून कौतुक करून घेण्याचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
हाफ चड्डीत गावभर फिरायचं
आईची नजर चुकवून डब्यातलं खायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
मुलींच्या स्क्रॅपबुक्स भरायचं
आणि तरीही त्यांच्याशी बोलायला लाजायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
घरी खोटं बोलून पिक्चरला जायचं
आवाज म्युट करून रात्री एफटीव्ही पहायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
आता छोकरी नंतर नोकरीच्या मागे लागायचं
पॅकेजचा विचार करत B.E.ची स्वप्नं पहायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
लग्नाच्या 'डोमिनियन स्टेटस' आधी तारूण्यातला टोटल इंडिपेंडंस आठवायचं
आई आणि बायकोत कितीही भांडणं झाली तरी आपण मात्र शांत रहायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
प्रिमियम्सच्या चिंतेत रात्रभर जागायचं
शेअर मार्केटच्या तालावर आपल्या इन्व्हेस्टमेंट्सना नाचवायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
आपल्या मुलांचे सगळे हट्ट पुरवायचं
त्यांच्या साठी स्थळ शोधताना आपलं तारूण्य आठवायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
सगळ्या जबाबदार्‍या पार पाडल्यावर गॅलरीत पाय पसरून बसण्याचं
आभाळाकडे पाहत फक्त यमाच्या निर्देशाची वाट पाहत बसण्याचं -
प्रत्येक क्षण अपल्याला काही ना काही शिकवत असतो.
बिनधास्त रहायचे

My Marathi is non existent!
The poem passes the censor board without objection 😁
By the way, did you understand what is written?
Ramani Aswath

Unfortunately, no. A translation may help others as well.
Mr.Don
Mr.Don
Mr.Don
Harshad Italiya
Ashish Bardhan

Mr.Don
Truly said.
Ashish Bardhan

Praveen-Kumar
What a queue!!! 😲

Indians need Food, Others need an iPhone. FOOLS 😛
Ashish Bardhan

maria flor
AWESOME
ISHAN TOPRE

Very "cool" poem. You practically know its meaning 😀

bioramani
I trust there is nothing inappropriate here:
ते पण एक वय असतं
दिवसभर पाळण्यात झोपायचं
सगळ्यांकडून कौतुक करून घेण्याचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
हाफ चड्डीत गावभर फिरायचं
आईची नजर चुकवून डब्यातलं खायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
मुलींच्या स्क्रॅपबुक्स भरायचं
आणि तरीही त्यांच्याशी बोलायला लाजायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
घरी खोटं बोलून पिक्चरला जायचं
आवाज म्युट करून रात्री एफटीव्ही पहायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
आता छोकरी नंतर नोकरीच्या मागे लागायचं
पॅकेजचा विचार करत B.E.ची स्वप्नं पहायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
लग्नाच्या 'डोमिनियन स्टेटस' आधी तारूण्यातला टोटल इंडिपेंडंस आठवायचं
आई आणि बायकोत कितीही भांडणं झाली तरी आपण मात्र शांत रहायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
प्रिमियम्सच्या चिंतेत रात्रभर जागायचं
शेअर मार्केटच्या तालावर आपल्या इन्व्हेस्टमेंट्सना नाचवायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
आपल्या मुलांचे सगळे हट्ट पुरवायचं
त्यांच्या साठी स्थळ शोधताना आपलं तारूण्य आठवायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
सगळ्या जबाबदार्‍या पार पाडल्यावर गॅलरीत पाय पसरून बसण्याचं
आभाळाकडे पाहत फक्त यमाच्या निर्देशाची वाट पाहत बसण्याचं -
प्रत्येक क्षण अपल्याला काही ना काही शिकवत असतो.
बिनधास्त रहायचे

My Marathi is non existent!
Harshad Italiya

$[IMG]$
Rakesh Chaudhari

very nice
Dancer_Engineer

😁
Mr.Don

Edited: It's waste of time to write stories 😡
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Mr.Don
Brahmi became 😨 frustrated after seeing all of them tie up together and prepared to fight. Now the ☕ Battle begins Brahmi vs All time super Hero's. Hope Brahmi wins this battle.All the best Brahmi. 👍😁

LOL!!! 😁
Ashish Bardhan

Mr.Don
Brahmi became 😨 frustrated after seeing all of them tie up together and prepared to fight. Now the ☕ Battle begins Brahmi vs All time super Hero's. Hope Brahmi wins this battle.All the best Brahmi. 👍😁

and what about RAJNI ?? 😛
Mr.Don

ashbeezone
and what about RAJNI ?? 😛
Don't worry, I'm planning part2 for this story 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

ashbeezone
and what about RAJNI ?? 😛
Mr.Don
Don't worry, I'm planning part2 for this story 😛
Brahmi's Master is the Thy One & Only, Thy Great, His Holiness, His Greatness, God SuperStar Rajinikanth!!! 😀
Mr.Don
lal

cool dad 😛
Ashish Bardhan

Mr.Don
STONE AGE ROCKS😁
Ashish Bardhan

Mr.Don
Don't worry, I'm planning part2 for this story 😛
Let us know !!
Mr.Don

Praveen-Kumar
Brahmi's Master is the Thy One & Only, Thy Great, His Holiness, His Greatness, God SuperStar Rajinikanth!!! 😀
I think there is no requirement of rajini sir to interfere. 😀 The war had actually ended; altering the odds, see what's happened to Spidey's position, after that war.
Ashish Bardhan

lal
cool dad 😛

Ha .. Ha .. Ha .. DOUBLE WATT !! 😛
Ashish Bardhan

Mr.Don
Technical Jokes
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

ashbeezone
Technical Jokes
How is this a technical joke?
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Technical Kolaveri! 😀
Dancer_Engineer

Few Laws Newton forgot to state 😁

First and last one happens with me most of the times 😡

Law OF Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law od Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
Mr.Don
Mr.Don
ISHAN TOPRE

Dancer_Engineer
Few Laws Newton forgot to state 😁

First and last one happens with me most of the times 😡

Law OF Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law od Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
These are Murphy's laws. I love them 😁
Dancer_Engineer

Issue
These are Murphy's laws. I love them 😁
Hehe 😁

I'm sure this happens with everyone:
When you try to find something in your room, you'll never get it.
And when your Mother comes, she will find it immediately. :O
ISHAN TOPRE

Dancer_Engineer
Hehe 😁

I'm sure this happens with everyone:
When you try to find something in your room, you'll never get it.
And when your Mother comes, she will find it immediately. :O
Happens with me all the time 😁
Dancer_Engineer

Issue
Happens with me all the time 😁
You bet! 😛 😁
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Praveen-Kumar
Technical Kolaveri! 😀

Ah! Happy to get one like for this!!! 😀 Thankz CP! 😀
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Issue
These are Murphy's laws. I love them 😁
Whoz Murphy? Eddie Murphy???
ISHAN TOPRE

Yep. Edward Murphy. #-Link-Snipped-#
Dancer_Engineer

Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have Spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”

Tech Support: “…Ma’am? Spartans?” 😨

Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have Spartans.”

Me: “Oh! You mean Trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.”

Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has Spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.”

Tech Support: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t Spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.”

Customer: “300?! Is that bad?”

Tech Support: “It’s horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and kill wave after wave of data, until there is a wall of dead programs blocking any more traffic through your computer.”

Customer: “Oh, that just figures. I’m going to go buy a new computer.”

Tech Support: “Ok, ma’am, I think that would be best.”
Dancer_Engineer
Dancer_Engineer

Please read the comment after seeing the video 😁
DRAG the cursor here: Posting this video for all CEans, hoping to make them laugh as I feel glad, today I'm completing one month here on CE 😀
Kaustubh Katdare

Dancer_Engineer

Please read the comment after seeing the video 😁
DRAG the cursor here: Posting this video for all CEans, hoping to make them laugh as I feel glad, today I'm completing one month here on CE 😀

That's one of the reasons I quit my software engineering job.

Drag your mouse here: Congratulations
CE Designer

Mr.Don
😁😁😁
Dancer_Engineer

The_Big_K
That's one of the reasons I quit my software engineering job.

Drag your mouse here: Congratulations
Hehe. I have experienced that in most of the presentations I have (had to) witnessed, especially the FAQ part. Silence! 😁 Eagerly waiting for a thank you. 😁

Thank you Dude. 😀 <- Drag 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Drag » Why dragging is needed now???
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

I bet you will see this twice!!! 😀
Dancer_Engineer

😁
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
ISHAN TOPRE

Praveen-Kumar
I bet you will see this twice!!! 😀

The man is sitting on Sofa. See the hairs on his left hand.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Issue
The man is sitting on Sofa. See the hairs on his left hand.
What if he was hairless??? 😲
ISHAN TOPRE

Praveen-Kumar
What if he was hairless??? 😲
See the hands of other person. They are hairless. It means she is a girl. It is a rare case when Girls do not shave hair and boys do.

Anyways call CID. They will crack the case 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Issue
See the hands of other person. They are hairless. It means she is a girl. It is a rare case when Girls do not shave hair and boys do.

Anyways call CID. They will crack the case 😛
Dude... Anyways, now since he has hairs the case is closed... What if the guy, the guy there, was hairless, I mean, both hairless!!! 😛
ISHAN TOPRE

Praveen-Kumar
Dude... Anyways, now since he has hairs the case is closed... What if the guy, the guy there, was hairless, I mean, both hairless!!! 😛
In that case, I would have waited for a couple of days till one of the guys in photo grew hair. 😛
Ramani Aswath

TonyS posted this in CR4:
#-Link-Snipped-#

(If you are an engineer (C or sane) you will enjoy the solution more)
Quote:
Although you don't have to be an engineer to appreciate this story.

A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell you how difficult it is to have everything happen with timings so precise that every single unit coming out of it is perfect 100% of the time. Small variations in the environment (which can't be controlled in a cost-effective fashion) mean you must have quality assurance checks smartly distributed across the line so that customers all the way down to the supermarket don't get browned off and buy another product instead.

Understanding how important that was, the CEO of the toothpaste factory got the top people in the company together and they decided to start a new project, in which they would hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes problem, as their engineering department was already too stretched to take on any extra effort.

The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor allocated, RFP, third-parties selected, and six months (and $8 million) later they had a fantastic solution - on time, on budget, high quality and everyone in the project had a great time. They solved the problem by using precision scales that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a toothpaste box would weigh less than it should. The line would stop, and someone had to walk over and yank the defective box out of it, pressing another button when done to re-start the line.

A while later, the CEO decides to have a look at the ROI of the project: amazing results! No empty boxes ever shipped out of the factory after the scales were put in place. Very few customer complaints, and they were gaining market share. "That's some money well spent!" - he says, before looking closely at the other statistics in the report.

It turns out, the number of defects picked up by the scales was 0 after three weeks of production use. It should've been picking up at least a dozen a day, so maybe there was something wrong with the report. He filed a bug against it, and after some investigation, the engineers come back saying the report was actually correct. The scales really weren't picking up any defects, because all boxes that got to that point in the conveyor belt were good.

Puzzled, the CEO travels down to the factory, and walks up to the part of the line where the precision scales were installed.
A few feet before the scale, there was a $20 desk fan, blowing the empty boxes out of the belt and into a bin.

"Oh, that," says one of the workers - "one of the guys put it there.......
cause he was tired of walking over..... "every time the bell rang".
Endquote
born_star16

Praveen-Kumar
I bet you will see this twice!!! 😀
The man is sitting on Sofa. See the hairs on his left hand.
Good one.😁
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Good one Ramani sir!!! Heard another version of the same one... 😀
Ramani Aswath

Praveen-Kumar
Good one Ramani sir!!! Heard another version of the same one... 😀
Production engineers with MBA tend to go in for elaborate methods.
One story was about NASA spending quite some time developing a pen to write under zero gravity. The Russians just used a pencil.
There is a device called Vortec air amplifier. One application shown for this is the removal of underweight cigarettes from a conveyor belt which passes below it.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

bioramani
Production engineers with MBA tend to go in for elaborate methods.
One story was about NASA spending quite some time developing a pen to write under zero gravity. The Russians just used a pencil.
There is a device called Vortec air amplifier. One application shown for this is the removal of underweight cigarettes from a conveyor belt which passes below it.
They have said that under that high pressure, pencil tends to break!
lal

High pressure..? I thought space and moon were at lower pressure!
By the way how could there be high pressure in space, with no air at all.
ISHAN TOPRE

Praveen-Kumar
They have said that under that high pressure, pencil tends to break!
The pressure inside an aircraft is maintained at atmospheric conditions for Cosmonauts ( That's Russian of astronauts) to survive!
Ramani Aswath

Praveen-Kumar
They have said that under that high pressure, pencil tends to break!
The pressure inside a space ship/station is near atmospheric. If the astronaut is outside in space suit, the pencil will be in near perfect vacuum. The lead of a common graphite pencil is made of compressed graphite powder. If it is poorly compressed it might disintegrate, though this is very unlikely.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

NASA never asked Paul C. Fisher to produce a pen. When the astronauts began to fly, like the Russians, they used pencils, but the leads sometimes broke and became a hazard by floating in the [capsule's] atmosphere where there was no gravity. They could float into an eye or nose or cause a short in an electrical device. In addition, both the lead and the wood of the pencil could burn rapidly in the pure oxygen atmosphere. Paul Fisher realized the astronauts needed a safer and more dependable writing instrument, so in July 1965 he developed the pressurized ball pen, with its ink enclosed in a sealed, pressurized ink cartridge.
Ramani Aswath

Praveen-Kumar
NASA programs previously used pencils (for example a 1965 order of mechanical pencils) but because of the substantial dangers that broken-off pencil tips and graphite dust pose in zero gravity to electronics and the flammable nature of the wood present in pencils a better solution was needed. NASA never approached Paul Fisher to develop a pen, nor did Fisher receive any government funding for the pen's development. Fisher invented it independently, and then asked NASA to try it. After the introduction of the AG7 Space Pen, both the American and Soviet (later Russian) space agencies adopted it.
Good for you Praveen! Thanks.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Height of Laziness!!! 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Sleeping Pods!!! 😛
Ramani Aswath

Did not know that you wore specs!
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

bioramani
Did not know that you wore specs!
Me? When?
Anoop Kumar

4 Engineers(Civil, Mechanical, Electrical, Software) are traveling in car, mean while something goes wrong with car and doen't stats again. they still remain in car and figuring out the problem

Civil Engineer said: It must be something problem created by road.
Mechenical said: check the engine.
Electrical said: spark plug must blown off.
.
.
Software Engineer said: We should get out of the car and get in, may be it works 😉😛
CE Designer

Praveen-Kumar
I bet you will see this twice!!! 😀

I dont get this 😕
Dancer_Engineer

So far so good!
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

CE Designer
I dont get this 😕
Who is sitting and whoz standing?
Ramani Aswath

A man suffered a serious heart attack, while shopping in a store. The
store clerks called 911, when they saw him collapse to the floor. The
paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital, where he had emergency
open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns, at the
Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed
holding a clip board loaded with several forms and a pen. She asked him
how he was going to pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?", she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

"Do you have a relative, who could help you with the payments?" asked the
irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Anoop Kumar
ISHAN TOPRE

There is an incident this summer from my shop. When I was at counter, an educated and well qualified looking customer came to us. He asked if we had cooler blade (fan).

My uncle replied yes. After much bargaining and consideration, he bought one.
Now while leaving, what he did was very amusing. he took a spanner. Removed all nuts and bolts. Separated all blades and hub and put all those parts in his scooter dickey.

Really bookish educated people have no sense how things operate in real life. 👀 I bet he would have had troubling time when he assembled all parts at his home. The cooler might have vibrated a lot! 😁
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Issue
There is an incident this summer from my shop. When I was at counter, an educated and well qualified looking customer came to us. He asked if we had cooler blade (fan).

My uncle replied yes. After much bargaining and consideration, he bought one.
Now while leaving, what he did was very amusing. he took a spanner. Removed all nuts and bolts. Separated all blades and hub and put all those parts in his scooter dickey.

Really bookish educated people have no sense how things operate in real life. 👀 I bet he would have had troubling time when he assembled all parts at his home. The cooler might have vibrated a lot! 😁
I don't get this... What is the best way he could have acted?
ISHAN TOPRE

Praveen-Kumar
I don't get this... What is the best way he could have acted?
He should have asked us a small rope to tie it to his scooter or some packing and taken it home as it is. Simple! 👍
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Issue
He should have asked us a small rope to tie it to his scooter or some packing and taken it home as it is. Simple! 👍
Oh okay... Can you post a pic of how it looks?
K!r@nS!ngu

Issue
Really bookish educated people have no sense how things operate in real life. 👀 I bet he would have had troubling time when he assembled all parts at his home. The cooler might have vibrated a lot! 😁
That may not true in all cases. May be he is a good mechanic and he believes that he can fix that easily.
Anoop Kumar
The real Software Development Cycle
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.
5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
7. Users find 137 new bugs.
8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free...
K!r@nS!ngu

ianoop
...
what do you mean by this ??
ISHAN TOPRE

Praveen-Kumar
Oh okay... Can you post a pic of how it looks?
@K!r@nS!ngu: The thing cannot be fixed at all. They vibrate if you disassemble and assemble them even once. We have separate workshop to balance these blades.It is a job of a worker and ordinary person like him cannot do it. Interestingly the same person came next day to buy another blade 😁☕
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Issue
Interestingly the same person came next day to buy another blade 😁☕
That's the real awesome!!! 😀
K Vikrant

I had asked this in a puzzles forum but no one replied to it. It is a puzzle and joke at the same time.
Hope no one has heard about it.

Puzzle - "Why do computer science students confuse Halloween with Christmas" ?
silverscorpion

Halloween comes in October (which is the 10th month) and Christmas in December (12th month).

Now, 10 expressed in in Octal numbers, is 12. That's why the confusion! 😀
silverscorpion

^^ In other words, 😁

31 Oct = 25 Dec (31 in octal = 25 in decimal)

(Halloween is on 31 october, christmas is on 25 december)
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Nice... 😀
K Vikrant

silverscorpion
^^ In other words, 😁

31 Oct = 25 Dec (31 in octal = 25 in decimal)

(Halloween is on 31 october, christmas is on 25 december)
Yup. You got it.

silverscorpion
Halloween comes in October (which is the 10th month) and Christmas in December (12th month).

Now, 10 expressed in in Octal numbers, is 12. That's why the confusion! 😀
By the way it is interesting to note that in the Roman Calendar September was the 7th month, October the 8th month , November the 9th month and December the 10th month.
Sept = 7
Oct = 8
Nov = 9
Dec = 10

in Latin.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

‎1. Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?
2. Does a book work as a sleeping pill ?
3. Attend classes only for attendance ?
4. See the calendar for holidays ?
5. Use cell phone in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening to You,
Then... Congratulations!!! 😛
You are perfectly an Engineering student. 😁 😛
lovejeet

hey awesome. from where did you got that video???
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

lovejeet
hey awesome. from where did you got that video???
Er... Video?
ISHAN TOPRE
lovejeet

Praveen-Kumar
Er... Video?
ah. my silly net. i wanted to quote the video posted by Dancer_engineer of that intelligent 5 yrs old girl. 😀, but it didn't.
Dancer_Engineer

lovejeet
ah. my silly net. i wanted to quote the video posted by Dancer_engineer of that intelligent 5 yrs old girl. 😀, but it didn't.
I came across the video in some random G+ post.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Issue
Nice one! 😀
Dancer_Engineer
Dancer_Engineer
Dancer_Engineer
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Best business plan ever!!! 😀
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Bargain Fail!!!
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Pacific or Specific???
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

In Chennai, I thought only the buses are going mad! Now I came to know that even the train systems are bad!!! WTH!!!
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

This happens everytime!!!
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Guys, Google's definition of Love!!! ♥
(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2)
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

For all those Web Developer folks out here... 😀
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

FACEBOOK STORY:
Add as a friend ''> Approve ''>Write something on wall ''> Intro ''> Everyday chatting ''> Ask phone number ''> Texting ''> Calling ''> Meet ''> Express love ''> Couple ''> Hangout ''> Missunderstanding ''> Fight ''> Breakup ''> Unfriend ''> Block 😔
.. THE END 😛
Anoop Kumar
Ramani Aswath

PARAPROSDOKIANS: "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a
sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a
humorous situation."
For example, "Where there's a will, I want to be in it,"

Ok, so now enjoy!

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and
beat you with experience.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in
a fruit salad.

8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then
proceed to tell you why it isn't.

9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is
research.

10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case
of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'

13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a
successful man is usually another woman.

16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

17. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I
stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

18. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to
skydive twice.

19. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live
with.

20. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so
they can't get away.

21. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

22. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

23. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you
hit the target.

24. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

25. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

26. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing
in a garage makes you a car.

27. A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you look forward to the trip.

28. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish
they were.

29. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire
Department usually uses water.

Words of Wisdom "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese."
Mr.Don
Mr.Don
Anoop Kumar

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. ~Jeff Pesis
😁

Do files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?
Dancer_Engineer
Arnav Joshi

bioramani
PARAPROSDOKIANS: "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a
sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a
humorous situation."
I read this in Wodehouse , don't know if it qualifies ,

A hunter lost his life because of a difference of opinion with a lion. The hunter thought that he had killed the lion, the lion thought that he hadn't . 😁
Ramani Aswath

Arnav Joshi
I read this in Wodehouse , don't know if it qualifies,
A hunter lost his life because of a difference of opinion with a lion. The hunter thought that he had killed the lion, the lion thought that he hadn't . 😁
So like Wodehouse, one of my all time favourite authors. I vote for the quote.
ISHAN TOPRE

@Arnav and Ramani sir-nice one! But here is something expected and sureshot 😁
Reya

People nowadays.
Ramani Aswath

Issue
@Arnav and Ramani sir-nice one! But here is something expected and sureshot 😁

Good one, Issue.Already erased from my memory.
Mr.Don
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Issue
@Arnav and Ramani sir-nice one! But here is something expected and sureshot 😁

I have formatted! 😁
Mr.Don
Mr.Don
ISHAN TOPRE
ISHAN TOPRE
ISHAN TOPRE
Dancer_Engineer

Good one Issue. 😁
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

How about this???
ISHAN TOPRE

@Praveen: That is really good expression 😛

@DE: Thanks 😀
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Issue
@Praveen: That is really good expression 😛

@DE: Thanks 😀
😁
ISHAN TOPRE
Mr.Don

Issue
Add Frodo and Harry potter, they too will also much similar 😁
Kaustubh Katdare

Issue
#fail.
born_star16

ianoop
Do files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?
😁😁😁😁
Mr.Don
I_am_Kunal :)

Issue
here's another
Ambarish Ganesh

There are some things guys just CAN'T do! 😁 😁
ISHAN TOPRE

Mr.Don
How you did that? 😀
ISHAN TOPRE

Punch_a_Tantra
There are some things guys just CAN'T do! 😁 😁

I second John. The problem may typically arise out of defective carburetors. I dream of having facility of upgrading mechanical parts like carburetors. Just like we upgrade the software.
Mr.Don

Issue
How you did that? 😀
Well in the first move, the laser hit me, then baseball, next I became super kai but hit at the ceiling later the again laser 😔 teased me. I felt distressed and switched on computer, the cursor humiliated me which made me to drink something as I fell. I was very annoyed and was trying to get rid of that and finally trapped it here in CE by pressing image/edit image icon and posting it here. Now I am very happy that I had relieved and laughed a bit watching the things that happened to me on the computer through CE.
ISHAN TOPRE

Mr.Don
... by pressing image/edit image icon...
You still don't get me. The thing posted by you is neither a video nor an image. What is it called? Can I make one on my PC?
I_am_Kunal :)

Issue
You still don't get me. The thing posted by you is neither a video nor an image. What is it called? Can I make one on my PC?
Isn't that a Gif image ? One can create gif animations using photoshop. I think it is also possible to convert some short videos into GIF. Anything special about that particular file that you are talking about. There was a file of a tiger being scared of a bird in this thread too. Are you referring to some other fact about that file ?
ISHAN TOPRE

I_am_Kunal :)
Isn't that a Gif image ? One can create gif animations using photoshop. I think it is also possible to convert some short videos into GIF. Anything special about that particular file that you are talking about. There was a file of a tiger being scared of a bird in this thread too. Are you referring to some other fact about that file ?
oh. I didn't know that. Thanks for sharing 😀
Mr.Don
Mr.Don
ISHAN TOPRE
Mr.Don
Mr.Don
ISHAN TOPRE
CE Designer

Issue
Is that a good thing? 😁
ISHAN TOPRE

CE Designer
Is that a good thing? 😁
Well there are some people who keep their mind(?) firm in all situations 😁
I_am_Kunal :)

Issue
Well there are some people who keep their mind(?) firm in all situations 😁
Here's a thought worth pondering on - does the following thing have a mind ? 😉
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

To make it work:
Source code u need to debug
People U need to BUG
This is IT
Ramani Aswath

Whenever an intelligent man makes an important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his head and ... finally does what his wife says.

And if any CEan dares to think that this is autobiographical...
I confess: It is.
CE Designer

bioramani
Whenever an intelligent man makes an important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his head and ... finally does what his wife says.

And if any CEan dares to think that this is autobiographical...
I confess: It is.
😁😁😁
ISHAN TOPRE
Anoop Kumar

Height of Honesty!!!
Kaustubh Katdare

Issue
Is that by ChuckOfAllTrades?
ISHAN TOPRE

The_Big_K
Is that by ChuckOfAllTrades?
I don't know. I found it on FB. Meanwhile I was unlucky that day as I came and left in a hurry! Wanted to know more about zero degree absolute section 😀 Appears that he is an interesting guy 😀
Mr.Don
Mr.Don
ISHAN TOPRE
ISHAN TOPRE
Ramani Aswath

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is
renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"

Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will
accept my marks as they are. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".

Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and
changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get
the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a
really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal? "

To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment) , all the students immediately raise their hands.

"All right" says the professor, and asks his favourite student to answer.

"It's quite easy, sir" says the student. "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old
woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but
not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal nor logical !!!!!!"
ISHAN TOPRE
ISHAN TOPRE
Dancer_Engineer

😁
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
Mr.Don
Mr.Don

bioramani
A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is
renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"

Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will
accept my marks as they are. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".

Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and
changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get
the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a
really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal? "

To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment) , all the students immediately raise their hands.

"All right" says the professor, and asks his favourite student to answer.

"It's quite easy, sir" says the student. "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old
woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but
not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal nor logical !!!!!!"
😁 Youthful, logical and legal story sir 😀
Mr.Don
Dancer_Engineer

One of my friends came across this in a matrimonial site:

Hello,
I am Prasad. Intro of myself is as follows:-
I have my retail medicine shop named as "Aryangla Medical Stores" which is very famous in Satara district since 1962... The shop has established by my grandpa in 1962 and since last two years grandpa gave all responsibilities of business on my shoulder as sole proprietorship...!
I like raeding...I like to do some Poetries also..I like to write my thoughts...!
I like to go to long drive...I am various curious😁 about my own clothes whichever I waer daily...!
Drama is my hobby. I like drama to play and to watch..I have my own group named as "SAPTARANG KALA ACADEMY" in Satara which organises professional dramas for Satarkar's..We have 1000 members for our group in Satara. I am president of this group.. ..! I am also in committee of "PANCHAM GROUP",Satara which organises classical vocal & instrumental events for Satarkar's...!
I am personally adjustable in nature. Loving and kind in nature...! I give values to God, relations and my profession, my business. I am personally passionate kind of person....!
In choices of food I am very much tasty...!😁 I like to eat vegetarian food, rich and quality food...!
Thank You...!
Dancer_Engineer

Everyone of us is a Guinness World Record holder. 😁
CIVILPRINCESS
Anoop Kumar

Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

The first man finished,
zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands ...
clear up to his elbows...
He used about 20 paper towels before he finished.
He turned to the other two men and commented:
"I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be clean."

The second man finished,
zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers,
grabbed one paper towel and commented:
"I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The third man zipped up and as he was walking out the door
he had a smirk on his face and said:
"I don't know about you guys, but where I went to college, they taught us not to piss on our hands."

ROFL
Mr.Don

Wah! Life of a Bachelor ...
Anoop Kumar

Today is teddy day.
So I decided to gift you all 😛 😛😁😉
Mr.Don

ianoop

Today is teddy day.
So I decided to gift you all 😛 😛😁😉

Hey, Thanks anoop!
Dancer_Engineer

Yelling at the same kids! 😁
circularsquare

ianoop
Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

ROFL
Have you read the Urinal Protocol Vulnerability at xkcd.com ?

Urinal protocol vulnerability

Posted on Urinal protocol vulnerability – xkcd

When a guy goes into the bathroom, which urinal does he pick? Most guys are familiar with the International Choice of Urinal Protocol. Itâ€™s discussed at length elsewhere, but the basic premise is that the first guy picks an end urinal, and every subsequent guy chooses the urinal which puts him furthest from anyone else peeing. At least one buffer urinal is required between any two guys or Awkwardness ensues.
Letâ€™s take a look at the efficiency of this protocol at slotting everyone into acceptable urinals. For some numbers of urinals, this protocol leads to efficient placement. If there are five urinals, they fill up like this:

The first two guys take the end and the third guy takes the middle one. At this point, the urinals are jammed â€” no further guys can pee without Awkwardness. But itâ€™s pretty efficient; over 50% of the urinals are used.
On the other hand, if there are seven urinals, they donâ€™t fill up so efficiently:

There should be room for four guys to pee without Awkwardness, but because the third guy followed the protocol and chose the middle urinal, there are no options left for the fourth guy (he presumably pees in a stall or the sink).
For eight urinals, the protocol works better:

So a row of eight urinals has a better packing efficiency than a row of seven, and a row of five is better than either.
This leads us to a question: what is the general formula for the number of guys who will fill in N urinals if they all come in one at a time and follow the urinal protocol? One could write a simple recursive program to solve it, placing one guy at a time, but thereâ€™s also a closed-form expression. If f(n) is the number of guys who can use n urinals, f(n) for n>2 is given by:

The protocol is vulnerable to producing inefficient results for some urinal counts. Some numbers of urinals encourage efficient packing, and others encourage sparse packing. If you graph the packing efficiency (f(n)/n), you get this:

This means that some large numbers of urinals will pack efficiently (50%) and some inefficiently (33%). The â€˜bestâ€™ number of urinals, corresponding to the peaks of the graph, are of the form:

The worst, on the other hand, are given by:

So, if you want people to pack efficiently into your urinals, there should be 3, 5, 9, 17, or 33 of them, and if you want to take advantage of the protocol to maximize awkwardness, there should be 4, 7, 13, or 25 of them.
These calculations suggest a few other hacks. Guys: if you enter a bathroom with an awkward number of vacant urinals in a row, rather than taking one of the end ones, you can take one a third of the way down the line. This will break the awkward row into two optimal rows, turning a worst-case scenario into a best-case one. On the other hand, say you want to create awkwardness. If the bathroom has an unawkward number of urinals, you can pick one a third of the way in, transforming an optimal row into two awkward rows.
And, of course, if you want to make things really awkward, I suggest printing out this article and trying to explain it to the guy peeing next to you.
Discussion question: This is obviously a male-specific issue. Can you think of any female-specific experiences that could benefit from some mathematical analysis, experiences which â€” being a dude â€” I might be unfamiliar with? Alignments of periods with sequences of holidays? The patterns to those playground clapping rhymes? Whatever it is that goes on at slumber parties? Post your suggestions in the comments!
Edit: The protocol may not be international, but Iâ€™m calling it that anyway for acronym reasons.
source :- Urinal protocol vulnerability – xkcd
Anoop Kumar

Urinal protocol vulnerability
Man!!!!!!! seriously who thinks all about this algorithm where to do at that time and
what if, if there is emergency 😲😛😁
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

circularsquare
Have you read the Urinal Protocol Vulnerability at xkcd.com ?
Seriously, that's an awesome algo, needed to be implemented in some DS!!! Way to go boss!!! 😛
circularsquare

Praveen-Kumar
Seriously, that's an awesome algo, needed to be implemented in some DS!!! Way to go boss!!! 😛
The credit goes to the creator of the algo at xkcd.com. I just found out about it because some friend shared it on facebook.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

circularsquare
The credit goes to the creator of the algo at xkcd.com. I just found out about it because some friend shared it on facebook.
Yeah man! That's what... Okkaandhu yosippangalo? (Will they sit calmly and think of something like these???)
circularsquare

Sit calmly ? Where ??? 😉
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

circularsquare
Sit calmly ? Where ??? 😉
No, its a dialog by Vadivelu, in a situation when people think something strange after a lot of big discussions sitting in a room! 😛
circularsquare

Praveen-Kumar
No, its a dialog by Vadivelu, in a situation when people think something strange after a lot of big discussions sitting in a room! 😛
Okay . I wish I knew Tamil 😔 . I think I am missing out on a great culture because of that.

Whenever I see Tamil films I am impressed by the scale at which they are made. Take for example Robot (Endhiran). Though the special effects didn't match Hollywood (which is natural because of the budget). Still , they did utilize their resources well. Compare that to Ra.one most of the stunts look like poor 3-D animations.

The snake scene was simply awesome in Robot.

What is the best way to learn Tamil. In case , one is not living there. Do online tutorials work ?

I tried learning bits of German and found a great site on BBC - BBC - Languages - German Steps .
Is something similar available for Tamil ?
Reya

@circularsquare: Get a spoken Tamil book 😀According to me,online tutorial wont work for Tamil.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Dude, get this book. It is useful...
Anoop Kumar

Politician in High Definition .....😛😁
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circularsquare

source : - Abstruse Goose | ancestors
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

@CircleSquare: I still don't see the point of... 😛
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PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Call of Duty
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Praveen-Kumar
Terrific !
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PraveenKumar Purushothaman

How many of you had said this???
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True Engineer!!!
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Check out, Robert is a great engineer... 😛
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PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Angry Tea!!! 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Engineer's Cheque!!! 😛 Too complicated to understand... 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Heart Attack Moment!!!
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Nice technique!!! 😀
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PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Why dogs are better than kids?
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Can anyone understand what is this?
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Dancer_Engineer

Praveen-Kumar
Can anyone understand what is this?

Rectangular illusion? 😁
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

No idea! 😛
Dancer_Engineer

Praveen-Kumar
No idea! 😛
Get an idea sirjee. 😛
circularsquare

For cat lovers : -
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

I thought of saying that... Idea Mobile here in Chennai s**ks big time! No coverage, no idea!!! 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

circularsquare
For cat lovers : -

Yeah, am here... A Cat Lover! 😛
circularsquare

Praveen-Kumar
Yeah, am here... A Cat Lover! 😛
Snake lovers may resent the video. The snake gets pwned in the end.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

circularsquare
Snake lovers may resent the video. The snake gets PWNED in the end.
Hey, but seriously... Cat lovers get offended as the cat is getting hurt in this!!! The snake might have bit the cat and she's running because of the pain, that might be the end thinking after seeing the video... Don't share it with Cat Lovers...
circularsquare

Praveen-Kumar
Hey, but seriously... Cat lovers get offended as the cat is getting hurt in this!!! The snake might have bit the cat and she's running because of the pain, that might be the end thinking after seeing the video... Don't share it with Cat Lovers...
Cats can take care of themselves. Look no one is forcing the snake on the cat. The cat approaches the snake on it's own , kills it and runs away taking it in mouth. Probably it had a great snack in the carshed. Not interfering with nature is perfectly ok.
Mr.Don
Mr.Don
Ramani Aswath
Anoop Kumar

bioramani
PIC
Poor bike 😛
Ramani Aswath

Praveen-Kumar
Hey, but seriously... Cat lovers get offended as the cat is getting hurt in this!!! The snake might have bit the cat and she's running because of the pain, that might be the end thinking after seeing the video... Don't share it with Cat Lovers...
There were 23 cats in my grandfather's house and quite a few snakes in the old tiled roof house. The cats used to do this often. They whack the snake on the head and after it dies (or almost dead) swallow it head first.
ஏழாம் அறுவை (The Seven Sick Jokes)

Are you bugged by some unwanted guests, friends who bore you and make you wish there is some way to counter-bore them?? Here I am to your rescue. Put these "kadi" brainteasers to them and I guarantee you they will think twice before coming to your house.

1. Which sea has waves but no water?

B.B.C.

2. Which part of London is in France:

The letter "n"

3. What comes down but never goes up?

Rain.

4. What begins with E, ends with E, and contains one letter?

Envelope.

5. Take one out of 19. It becomes 20 How?

XIX-when you take out 1 it becomes 20

6. If you do it once, it is good. If you do it twice on the same day, though, it's is a serious crime. What is it.

Voting

7. What did the baby corn said to the mama corn?

Where is my popcorn?

The great thing about the internet is that you cannot hear the groans and you need not duck any shoes thrown at you.
Anoop Kumar

Murphy's Law continues ...........

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
circularsquare

British Humor at it's best. It takes 3-5 seconds to get the joke. Enjoy .
Ramani Aswath
circularsquare

for Batman Fans : -

for Harry Potter Fans :-
circularsquare

source :- xkcd: Malamanteau
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Awesome circuit from xkcd: Circuit Diagram...
Anoop Kumar

Engineers Terminologies:

Let's discuss : come into my office, i'm lonely.
Please note and initial : let's spread responsibility for the screw up
Major technological breakthrough: it works ok, but looks very hi-tech.
Test results were extremely gratifying : we are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
Close project coordination: We know who to blame.
Customer satisfaction is delivered assured: we are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
Dancer_Engineer

Even Pacman is overwhelmed by social networks. 😁
circularsquare

source - #-Link-Snipped-#
Anoop Kumar

Teacher : Beta batao Parle G ke packet pe jo Green dot bana hai uska matlab kya hai?
Baccha: Ma'm iska matlab hai ki Parle G online baithe hai....😁😁
Dancer_Engineer

Do you know what happens when you dip Parle G for longer time (more than 3 seconds) in the tea? 😁
Anoop Kumar

I didn't find English version of this but... its too cool in Hindi so I uploaded this.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Dancer_Engineer
Do you know what happens when you dip Parle G for longer time (more than 3 seconds) in the tea? 😁
It becomes Parle 3G???
Kaustubh Katdare

Guys, stick to 'English' as the language of this forum. 😀
Kaustubh Katdare

bioramani
Dead Mosquito, I hope.😴
Anoop Kumar

Thats is what we had already learned in our childhood..
This is called

Theory of Timing : If you are having breakfast, biscuit and tea then
Either If you dip biscuit in tea for long time or too short you won't able to enjoy biscuit.
Assumption:How much time you dip biscuit in tea, It's depend on temperature of tea.
😁
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

The_Big_K
Dead Mosquito, I hope.😴
Dead mosquito cannot stick to the perpendicular surface against gravity!!! 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

ianoop
Thats is what we had already learned in our ...
Er... Theory of what? Which theory states this??? Murphy's Laws???
Ramani Aswath

Praveen-Kumar
It becomes Parle 3G???
How about Parle T?
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

bioramani
How about Parle T?
Why? Since she mentioned 3 seconds, I said 3G, and this is my reason... How T? What's the reason behind?
Anoop Kumar

Praveen-Kumar
Er... Theory of what? Which theory states this??? Murphy's Laws???
I think you haven't enjoyed ParleG+Tea that is why you don't know about this phenomenon😁
Dancer_Engineer

Well! 😛
If you dip Parle G in a hot cup of tea for a little longer time (> 1 / 2 seconds), then your Parle G will be lying down at the bottom of the cup.
And if you dip a GoodDay Biscuit in the same cup of tea, it will take a little longer time for the same.

GoodDay Biscuit is more loyal. 😁
Dancer_Engineer

Praveen-Kumar
Why? Since she mentioned 3 seconds, I said 3G, and this is my reason... How T? What's the reason behind?
Praveen, I wanted to say a little longer. So mentioned 3 seconds, but it could be less than 3 seconds also according to theory mentioned by Anoop. 😛
And by Parle G, Ramani Sir means Parle G + Tea = Parle T.
Right Sir?
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Dancer_Engineer
Praveen, I wanted to say a little longer. So mentioned 3 seconds, but it could be less than 3 seconds also according to theory mentioned by Anoop. 😛
And by Parle G, Ramani Sir means Parle G + Tea = Parle T.
Right Sir?
Waaav! 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

ianoop
I think you haven't enjoyed ParleG+Tea that is why you don't know about this phenomenon😁
Woah... Didn't know that... Will try it out tomorrow and I will say you... 😁
Ramani Aswath

Praveen-Kumar
Why? Since she mentioned 3 seconds, I said 3G, and this is my reason... How T? What's the reason behind?
Dancer Engineer got it in one.
If you dip too long Parle G disappears in the tea becoming Parle Tea. Ettam aruvai.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

bioramani
If you dip too long Parle G disappears in the tea becoming Parle Tea. Ettam aruvai.
Aha... Kalaai of 7aam Arivu huh!!! Nice one... Will do tomorrow and post a video of then same... 😀
circularsquare

I live in Mumbai and there is an area here known as Vile Parle (of course most of you know about it). The place has a factory of Parle . When you pass the factory a brilliant aroma of freshly baked Parle G comes as a pleasant change from the usual rich aromas(i.e fish 😏 ) that you experience in Mumbai. Nearby shops are known to sell Parle G at wholesale rates.
circularsquare

source - #-Link-Snipped-#
Dancer_Engineer

Praveen-Kumar
Aha... Kalaai of 7aam Arivu huh!!! Nice one... Will do tomorrow and post a video of then same... 😀
Actually I was looking for a Parle G video, but didn't find one where the Parle G becomes Parle T. 😁

@circularsquare, exactly a similar puzzle I had posted some time back.
Praveen remember, you had solved it. 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Dancer_Engineer
Actually I was looking for a Parle G video, but didn't find one where the Parle G becomes Parle T. 😁

@circularsquare, exactly a similar puzzle I had posted some time back.
Praveen remember, you had solved it. 😛
Yeah yeah... 😁 The car number! 😛
Anoop Kumar

Dancer_Engineer
Actually I was looking for a Parle G video, but didn't find one where the Parle G becomes Parle T. 😁
Lol ... here is from Jaspal bhatti

😉
Dancer_Engineer

Praveen-Kumar
Yeah yeah... 😁 The car number! 😛
Nope. It was a similar puzzle: 2 friends, waiter, missing dollar. 😛
Dancer_Engineer

ianoop
Lol ... here is from Jaspal bhatti

😉
1/3 of the biscuit. 😁
Kaustubh Katdare

The_Big_K
Guys, stick to 'English' as the language of this forum. 😀
Quoting myself once again to emphasize my point.
circularsquare

Dancer_Engineer
Nope. It was a similar puzzle: 2 friends, waiter, missing dollar. 😛
Hello , yeah , well the point of the joke was that the puzzle consists in not properly doing the addition and hence asking it to a mathematician really irritates him/her.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Dancer_Engineer
Nope. It was a similar puzzle: 2 friends, waiter, missing dollar. 😛
Its the missing dollar riddle!!!! 😀
Missing Dollar Riddle
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

The_Big_K
Quoting myself once again to emphasize my point.
Which post did you mean Biggie?
circularsquare

Praveen-Kumar
Which post did you mean Biggie?
I think he meant
ianoop
Lol ... here is from Jaspal bhatti

😉
this one . For it contains dialogue which is not in English. I may be wrong here.
Anoop Kumar

I just posted because it can't be in English....
I will not post other than English , from now on.
Ramani Aswath

This is in English. It's different:

There is no 'i' missing in the name!
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

bioramani
This is in English. It's different:

There is no 'i' missing in the name!
What i???
Ramani Aswath

No 'i' after raman 😀 !
K!r@nS!ngu
Anoop Kumar
Anoop Kumar

It’s always the simple things that get me.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Teacher: Where's the capital of india?
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Student: In swiss bank.....
Mr.Don

Bhrami ultimate inspiration for fiction stories(to develop in India)...(Story begins at 0:19 seconds)
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

Okay, this post was not funny! Removing it! 😔
Mr.Don
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Dancer_Engineer
Dancer_Engineer

I did. 😁
Anoop Kumar
Dancer_Engineer

I received this e-mail.

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I guess by mistake they interchanged the prices. 😁
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Facebook and Google probably know about you more than your parents do!!! 😉

Hit on like if you agree!!!
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For love and fun!!! 😛

#include 
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
    goto college;
    scanf(“100%”, &ladies);
    if (lady == Cute)
        line++;
    while (!reply)
    {
        printf(“I Love U”);
        scanf(“100 % ”, &reply);
    }
    if (reply == “GAALI”)
        main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
    else if (reply == “SANDAL”)
        exit(1); //exit with an error code
    else if (reply == “I Love U”)
    {
        lover = Cute;
        love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
    }
    goto restaurant;
    restaurant: {
        food++;
        smile++;
        pay->money = lover->money;
        return(college);
    }
    if (time == 2.30)
        goto cinema;
    cinema:
    {
        watch++;
        if (intermission)
        {
            coke++;
            Popcorn++;
        }
        if (time == 6.00)
        {
            goto park;
            free(lover);
            return (home);
        }
    }
    if (time == 9.30)
        goto pub;
    pub:
    {
        friends++;
        party++;
        booze++;
        if (pub.close())
        {
            pay->bill;
            come->out;
        }
    }
    if (highly->intoxicated)
        goto friendsroom;
    else
    {
        sweetpan++;
        polo++;
    }
    friendsroom:
    {
        goto sleep;
    }
    sleep:
    {
        *(dream) = love;
    }
}

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ab c d e f g h i j k ELEMENO p q r s t u v w x y z! 😁
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Can't stop laughing!!! 😛
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E - Commerce Effect
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ianoop
E - Commerce Effect

Nice one!!! 😀
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Praveen-Kumar
This happened to me when I posted #-Link-Snipped-#, and much more numbers are there.
Got around 50+ friendship requests. I don't know why some people so keen to be friend on facebook. Its ok, if you know some one by any means you can be friend but if you don't know completely. why??😲

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ianoop
This happened to me when I posted this, and much more numbers are there.
Got around 50+ friendship requests. I don't know why some people so keen to be friend on facebook. Its ok, if you know some one by any means you can be friend but if you don't know completely. why??😲

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What's there in this? Okay, there's another friend request, please approve! 😛
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its in hindi so I can't post here as per CE rules 😒
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Dancer_Engineer

.............😁
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There is no pointers in Java.
Still, Java throws NullPointerException.😉
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😁
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OOPS Concept from a database guy:

oops!! I have deleted a production table again 😁 😲
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ianoop
its in hindi so I can't post here as per CE rules 😒
The rule is use any other language when necessary.
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.......😁
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So cute! 😁
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................😁
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Attitude !!!!!😉
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Tintu got fined for crossing speed limit
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Multipurpose UJALA
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Heights of bravery..........
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Telugu Charlie Chaplin "Brahmi" Vishvarupam
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Heights of love ....
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Best explanation, how cloud computing works 😲😛.

Best line: "your data is in the cloud, what will happen, If it will rain tomorrow".

subtitle is there if Hindi not understandable.
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Someone should ban this ad before girls start demanding their boy friends to change to Airtel! 😛
~ Issued in public interest.. 😁
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Someone should ban this ad before girls start demanding their boy friends to change to Airtel! 😛
~ Issued in public interest.. 😁

No issue bro. Recharge can be done from girls mobiles to boy friend's mobiles too😁👍
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How many of us really do backups? 😁
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Remember this scene ???
CE Designer

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Remember this scene ???

Hahahaaha😁 i remember. I think it will b forever funny.
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ENGINEER ROCKS..........
Tulay

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Pizza anyone? 😛

superrr 😁
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Can anyone understand what is this?

photoshop 😁
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TOI Suggestion-
The married want-to-be-parents-soon couples may want to give it a look! 😉 😁
lal

😖 so true..
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😁 😁 I used to do this. 😁
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Bwahaha! 😁
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Oneliners:
The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry ?
My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what"?
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent..
Email of the species is more dangerous than the mail.
The last mail is the longest.
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ianoop
Its supposed to be GTFO there!!! 😛
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How would engineers design a power connector?
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First day in engineering class -
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Old Generation Vs New Generation:
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sowjitha
#-Link-Snipped-#
I already attached this kind of photo Earlier in the same thread 😀 !
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A cute baby with lotsa kisses! 😛
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Who gets shot first?
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What the???
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LMAO!😁 #-Link-Snipped-# you had me laughing in my office this morning, good stuff.
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Real story??? 😛
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Kiran this is awesome 😀
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lovejeet
Real story??? 😛
Why this kolaveri????
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LMAO!😁 #-Link-Snipped-# you had me laughing in my office this morning, good stuff.
Thankz... Great that you enjoyed reading like I enjoyed posting! 😀
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Kiran this is awesome 😀
Thankz ES !
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Funny Mathematics Kolaveri !
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Funny Mathematics Kolaveri !

That's the session on understanding women, part 1 or 0xffffffff! 😀
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That's the session on understanding women, part 1 or 0xffffffff! 😀
Ha Ha ...😛 Good one bro. !
I Didn't attended this kind of sessions till now !
Not even thinking to do so !
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Ha Ha ...😛 Good one bro. !
I Didn't attended this kind of sessions till now !
Not even thinking to do so !
Same here buddy! 😀
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I thought I wanted a career,
turns out I just wanted paychecks.😲
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sowjitha

Brahmanadam as Einstein
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...applicable to all twitter addicts!
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The_Big_K
...applicable to all twitter addicts!
Or before taking a snap to be uploaded on FB ☕
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The_Big_K
...applicable to all twitter addicts!
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Or before taking a snap to be uploaded on FB ☕
We have a fire drill in our building this Sunday. Tempted to try one of these. 😁
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😛😁😲😁

For managers😕
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We have a fire drill in our building this Sunday. Tempted to try one of these. 😁
How was the drill? Forgot to upload pics huh? 😁
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CIVILPRINCESS

hey that is an edited picture of ANNA university (under which i study) 😛 And yeah we all have to do this and escape from here as soon as possible! 😲
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CIVILPRINCESS
hey that is an edited picture of ANNA university (under which i study) 😛 And yeah we all have to do this and escape from here as soon as possible! 😲
😁 Condition applied to all(most of) Universities.
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^ reminds me of the idea cellular advertisement. 😁
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Classic Flick
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Forensic expert Dr. Salunkhe: We found poison in his stomach.

ACP Pradyuman: Do you understand what this means Daya?

Daya: What sir?

ACP Pradyuman: It means he died because of poison.😨
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Future Software Engineer. 😛
I don't know, but I hate them...every computer science/ IT engineer ☕ 😁
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Mr.Don
Well, that's complicated and might go wrong if the girl's poor in maths. Be careful GF. 😛 😉
No need to be careful for as you know why ! But Yeah Be careful both of you #-Link-Snipped-# and #-Link-Snipped-# 😉
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#-Link-Snipped-#
Just see who liked this post 😲
All Facebook Users ! 😨

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Very Cute Letter ! 😁
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godfather
No need to be careful for as you know why ! But Yeah Be careful both of you #-Link-Snipped-# and #-Link-Snipped-# 😉
I guess, I am comfortable single. There are two reasons.

1. I love girls but I love my money more 😉

2. I don't want this scene-
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I guess, I am comfortable single. There are two reasons.

1. I love girls but I love my money more 😉

2. I don't want this scene-

#-Link-Snipped-# I know you love girls 😍 and do you known - girls like people who love money 😉 and I can see your love for your partner(Figure shows - that you're even prepared to die for your lover 😁) Come on Issue- You rock! 👍 😁

#-Link-Snipped-# Okay guruji but you must know that I'm still a kid. 😒
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hi friends,
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WHATEVER HAPPENS LIFE HAS TO GO ON...
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THIS IS LIFE!!!!!!!😉
"Every ounce of breath we inhale is invention and every ounce of breath we exhale could be re-invention."👍👍😀
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ACP Pradyuuman: You will be hanged till death!

Me: Y U No Solve Kasab's case?😨
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Ultimate Love Letter…

(By a Programmer... )
Sweetheart ,
I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and
realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long
time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be
a real debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an
executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are
attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal
to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules
are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never
experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked
together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a
human being to live an error free life.
Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our
parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately
break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so
that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of
your inbox. Error free...
Regards,
Software Programmer
Today This company
Tomorrow That Company
But always want ur company!
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Remember this ??
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That Awesome moment !!!
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This is what is happening to me now!!! 😔
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😲
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Awesome:

From Abstruse Goose | Alice and Bob.
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Whats even more funny is that i actually get this 😒
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HIT LIKE if you ever done this with someone...
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Power of Makeup!!!
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😲
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#-Link-Snipped-# Don't delete this pic. I know you like this too 😉
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After all the preparation - this is how you will feel while facing GRE Verbal.
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Risk Free - Plan free - Tension free.
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Close Enough!
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Life is a run!!!
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Awesome Pillow... Does anyone want it?
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Forever Alone Meal... 😛
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Pokerface's House... 😛
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This came in the mail:
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned sixty-something.)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'
'No,' I said...
He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you want to live that long'
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Best campus Selection yet😉
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Although equality is constitutional, do at your own risk.
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Although equality is constitutional, do at your own risk.

I watched that video .... nice one..
TIT FOR TAT....😁
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I watched that video .... nice one..
TIT FOR TAT....😁
Link?
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Link?
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Woah... Nice one... Seriously... 😀
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True story!!! 😛
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Happens many times!!! 😔
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Lets learn Korean!!! 😀
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When you are in the car with a bad driver
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How many agree?
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Reflect today's reality. Worry about education to kinds.
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Check your horoscope CEans.
rock strong

Hey friends, tyr to understand the computer technology in a easier way
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From: The state of the web - Spring 2012 - The Oatmeal
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