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@abrakadabra • Dec 2, 2011
Here is another -

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@abrakadabra • Dec 2, 2011
Steve & Bill Discussion -

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@abrakadabra • Dec 2, 2011
π another one -

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@eternalthinker-Kvsi5Y • Dec 3, 2011
This might come in handy π
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@sahithi-oJZaYj • Dec 3, 2011
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@sahithi-oJZaYj • Dec 3, 2011
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@eternalthinker-Kvsi5Y • Dec 3, 2011
Okay this is the missing image in the last post by me
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@reya-SMihdC • Dec 3, 2011
I still cant view the image!
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@mrdon-92OwlG • Dec 3, 2011
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@lal-R60Xjx • Dec 4, 2011

Really useful some times.. π -
@born-star16-U2z3az • Dec 4, 2011
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@lal-R60Xjx • Dec 6, 2011
Angry Birds π

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@born-star16-U2z3az • Dec 6, 2011
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@mrdon-92OwlG • Dec 6, 2011
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@mrdon-92OwlG • Dec 6, 2011
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@lal-R60Xjx • Dec 10, 2011
The ultimate luxury, safety and speed.. π
BMW Re-loaded..!!!

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@born-star16-U2z3az • Dec 11, 2011
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@maria-flor-8cAkif • Dec 12, 2011
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@maria-flor-8cAkif • Dec 12, 2011
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@ramani-VR4O43 • Dec 12, 2011
There was a good old barber in Bangalore . One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service.
Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money.
The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......
Scroll down for answer... . . . . . . .. . . . ...
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A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of Forwarded mail mentioning about free hair cut with the Google map showing the shop. -
@ramani-VR4O43 • Dec 12, 2011
However,
Abacus and slide rules were marvels of engineering of their times. -
@thebigk • Dec 12, 2011
bioramaniHowever,
Abacus and slide rules were marvels of engineering of their times.I just wish slide rules replaced calculators π . I'm yet to see a slide rule!
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@ramani-VR4O43 • Dec 12, 2011
The_Big_KI just wish slide rules replaced calculators π . I'm yet to see a slide rule!
In Andhra 'Varsity in '57 only slide rules were there. The engineers used to go about with the slide rule hanging from its scabbard on the left like a sword. We use to whip it out at the drop of a hat to start a calculation. I had three. One simple, the other for power calculations and a 5 inch one for pocket use. I love them. We still use such devices(custom made)for chemical engineering calculations.
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@born-star16-U2z3az • Dec 12, 2011
HEIGHT OF ENGINEERING.......

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@born-star16-U2z3az • Dec 13, 2011
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@maria-flor-8cAkif • Dec 13, 2011
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@mrdon-92OwlG • Dec 14, 2011
This will suite for thread in Electrical section Bluetooth vs WiFi. π
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@lal-R60Xjx • Dec 15, 2011

Really Secure.. π -
@abrakadabra • Dec 15, 2011

The tumbling scroll bar! π -
@ramani-VR4O43 • Dec 15, 2011
PwSlackwrote in CR4:
Quote: A Manager, a Mechanical Engineer and a Controls Engineer are going off to a new site in a car. The car gets to the top of a slope, and as it drops down the slope it becomes apparent that the brakes have failed. They negotiate the bend at the bottom - just - on two wheels and a door-handle and rattle to a halt in a hedge, shaken, though not stirred.
The Manager is the first to speak. "Well, I'm going to call a meeting, get everyone round the table, and run a cause-and-effect session to analyse what happened and see if we can prevent a recurrence."
"Fine", says the Mechanical Engineer, grabbing the toolbox out of the boot/trunk. "While you're doing that I'm going to fix the brakes."
The Controls Engineer speaks last. "Well, I think we ought to push it back up the hill and have another go!" Endquote
Doorman wrote in the same thread:
Quote: You know you're an engineer when
The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.
You can't write unless the paper has both horizontal and vertical lines.
You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.
You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
You really know what https:// stands for.
You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys.
You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.
You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
You still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.
You think a pocket protector is a fashion accessory.
You window shop at Radio Shack.
Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
Your wrist watch has more computing power than a 300 MHz pentium.
You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.
Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.
Everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck admiring the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room. Endquote
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@ishan-nohePN • Dec 15, 2011
I got this SMS sometime back. A bit old one
Characteristics of Indian movies.
1. At least one of the twins is born evil π
2. While diffusing a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. π
3. A Hero will show no pain while getting beaten up. But will show pain when the actress is trying to clean his wound. π²
4. A policeman can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty. π
5. (Best of all) If you start dancing on streets, everyone you meet will know the dancing steps and the lyrics of song. Don't know from where the background music appears! π¨ -
@cooltwins-I5yJpZ • Dec 15, 2011
even i've got that SMS... very true π the 5th was the best!!! π
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@dancer-engineer-EJ8rGI • Dec 15, 2011
@cooltwins,
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@dancer-engineer-EJ8rGI • Dec 17, 2011
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@abrakadabra • Dec 17, 2011
The apple timeline -

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@ambarish-PQyoXg • Dec 17, 2011
We can see where our system is going wrong!

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@lal-R60Xjx • Dec 17, 2011

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@harshad-ukH5ww • Dec 17, 2011
@lal:- This reminds me MI-4's Benji in Waiter role. π
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@dancer-engineer-EJ8rGI • Dec 18, 2011
Pizza anyone? π

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@lal-R60Xjx • Dec 18, 2011
@godfather, not yet watched MI 4 π
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@lovejeet-etHdkD • Dec 18, 2011
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@praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Dec 18, 2011
Looks funny! π Even birdies???
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@praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Dec 18, 2011
This one is seriously funny... Just confirm if this is real!
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@praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Dec 18, 2011
Issues while using iPhone! π
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@praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Dec 18, 2011
Mario in Real World! π
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@praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Dec 18, 2011
Smilies in Real World! π
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@praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Dec 18, 2011
Animals' Facebook Status Updatesβ
If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates,
Cockroach: "Managed to skip from some oneβs foot step... Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"
Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??? I donβt even remember"
Mosquito: "I am HIV positive... this is all due to wrong sucking!!!"
Chicken: "If tomorrow I didn't updating my status, then I'm being served at KFC. Love you all" β₯
Pig: "Oh gosh! They throw the gossips that I am spreading flu... WTF!!"
Goat: "Friends, donβt go out, Eid is coming soon" π π -
@thebigk • Dec 18, 2011
The question paper was hilarious! Which University?
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@eternalthinker-Kvsi5Y • Dec 18, 2011
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@praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Dec 18, 2011
The_Big_KThe question paper was hilarious! Which University?
I need the confirmation, people say it as University of Calicut! π


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