Rajni Facts
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Oct 26, 2024
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These are some Modest facts about our very own Rajni·
In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajnikant kicked that
nothing in the face and said “Get a jobâ€. That is the story of the
universe.
· Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so
terrified that it turned white and fled north to the arctic. Its descendants are called
polar bears.
· Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum
of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
· Initially there were no Chinese and Japanese….Once Rajnikant smacked
a saucepan on a man’s face. since then all his successors were born
flat faced.
Rajni Trivia
o There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant
has allowed to live.
o Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with
Rajnikant.
o Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.
o When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i can’t take this anymore)
o Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself
in the back of the head.
o Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)
o Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
o Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
o There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to
different shades of black and blue.
o Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
o Rajnikant can divide by zero.
o Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each
action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force
equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
o When taking the GRE, write "Rajnikant" for every answer. You will
score over 1600.
o Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
o Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with
his own rage.
o Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the
year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"
o If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate
zero results. It just doesn't happen.
o Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
o Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the
other nine faint.
o It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
o The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant
kicked one of the corners off.
o There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
o Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
o James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon
reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a
documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Even more facts
1. The last digit of pi is Rajnikanth. He is the end of everything.
2. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only
recognizes the element of surprise.
3. Rajnikanth got his driver’s license at the age of 16 Seconds.
4. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not
even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and
Rajnikanth.
5. Rajnikanth can build a snowman..... Out of rain.
6. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
7. Rajnikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no
one fools Rajnikanth.
8. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you
mean Rajnikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the
chance."
9. Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating
pain, the cobra died.
10. Rajnikanth can hit two stones with one bird.
11. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Rajnikanth can get 100 percent of whatever he wants.
11. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life¦ unless
it gets in his way.
12. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could
use to hit you, including the room itself.
13. When you say "no one's perfect", Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.
14. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikanth is beginning to worry
about his drinking habit.
15. Rajnikanth can make onions cry.
16. You can reach him at: #-Link-Snipped-#
Anna rascala…mind it !!
In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajnikant kicked that
nothing in the face and said “Get a jobâ€. That is the story of the
universe.
· Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so
terrified that it turned white and fled north to the arctic. Its descendants are called
polar bears.
· Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum
of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
· Initially there were no Chinese and Japanese….Once Rajnikant smacked
a saucepan on a man’s face. since then all his successors were born
flat faced.
Rajni Trivia
o There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant
has allowed to live.
o Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with
Rajnikant.
o Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.
o When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i can’t take this anymore)
o Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself
in the back of the head.
o Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)
o Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
o Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
o There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to
different shades of black and blue.
o Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
o Rajnikant can divide by zero.
o Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each
action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force
equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
o When taking the GRE, write "Rajnikant" for every answer. You will
score over 1600.
o Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
o Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with
his own rage.
o Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the
year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"
o If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate
zero results. It just doesn't happen.
o Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
o Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the
other nine faint.
o It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
o The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant
kicked one of the corners off.
o There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
o Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
o James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon
reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a
documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Even more facts
1. The last digit of pi is Rajnikanth. He is the end of everything.
2. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only
recognizes the element of surprise.
3. Rajnikanth got his driver’s license at the age of 16 Seconds.
4. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not
even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and
Rajnikanth.
5. Rajnikanth can build a snowman..... Out of rain.
6. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
7. Rajnikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no
one fools Rajnikanth.
8. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you
mean Rajnikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the
chance."
9. Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating
pain, the cobra died.
10. Rajnikanth can hit two stones with one bird.
11. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Rajnikanth can get 100 percent of whatever he wants.
11. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life¦ unless
it gets in his way.
12. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could
use to hit you, including the room itself.
13. When you say "no one's perfect", Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.
14. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikanth is beginning to worry
about his drinking habit.
15. Rajnikanth can make onions cry.
16. You can reach him at: #-Link-Snipped-#
Anna rascala…mind it !!
