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@shalini_goel14 • 02 Feb, 2009
Hi All,
This thread will consist of only those questions whose answers are not brainy ones but very illogical. So get ready for the exercise(full of fun 😁) of your brain.
Hint: Just think illogical and then laugh a lot.😁
Rules for post in this thread:
1. While answering, write full question and then Ans below it:
eg.
3. No sms language Please.
4. Everyone is free to put such illogical(no brainy ones Please) questions here. Don't expect everytime from me. 😀
So here goes the first question from my side. 😀
Q1: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?
This thread will consist of only those questions whose answers are not brainy ones but very illogical. So get ready for the exercise(full of fun 😁) of your brain.
Hint: Just think illogical and then laugh a lot.😁
Rules for post in this thread:
1. While answering, write full question and then Ans below it:
eg.
Q1: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?2. No useless or off the topic comments/discussions please. Dicuss them in CE conference.
Ans: <Your answer...>
3. No sms language Please.
4. Everyone is free to put such illogical(no brainy ones Please) questions here. Don't expect everytime from me. 😀
So here goes the first question from my side. 😀
Q1: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?
@Kaustubh Katdare • 02 Feb, 2009
Q1: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?
Answer: A fly can fly, but a mosquito can't mosquito
.
Answer: A fly can fly, but a mosquito can't mosquito
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@shalini_goel14 • 03 Feb, 2009
ok, so Q1 is answered right.
Here goes the next question:😀
Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:
5 + 5 + 5 = 550
Here goes the next question:😀
Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:
5 + 5 + 5 = 550
@mohit30goel • 03 Feb, 2009
Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:
5 + 5 + 5 = 550
Answer: I think single stroke can be used over mid "+" sign between first two 5s to make it 4;so that we get the expression
5 4 5 + 5 = 550
5 + 5 + 5 = 550
Answer: I think single stroke can be used over mid "+" sign between first two 5s to make it 4;so that we get the expression
5 4 5 + 5 = 550
@silverscorpion • 03 Feb, 2009
Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:
5 + 5 + 5 = 550
ANS:
You can put a strike over the equal to sign. I cant show it here, but
5 + 5 + 5 IS NOT EQUAL TO 550
problem solved..
5 + 5 + 5 = 550
ANS:
You can put a strike over the equal to sign. I cant show it here, but
5 + 5 + 5 IS NOT EQUAL TO 550
problem solved..
@Saandeep Sreerambatla • 03 Feb, 2009
Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:
5 + 5 + 5 = 550
This is correct no need to correct because it is illogical😁😁
5 + 5 + 5 = 550
This is correct no need to correct because it is illogical😁😁
@shalini_goel14 • 03 Feb, 2009
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Warning: Mr Scorpion and Mr Scared will get a tight slap from Shalini next time if they will not follow the rules meant for posting in this thread. So a gentle request to both of you to edit your posts. 😀
@Scorpion & @Scared
1. Post your answer the way rule is made . See examples of Big_K and Mohit.
2. No need of using
Warning: Mr Scorpion and Mr Scared will get a tight slap from Shalini next time if they will not follow the rules meant for posting in this thread. So a gentle request to both of you to edit your posts. 😀
@Scorpion & @Scared
1. Post your answer the way rule is made . See examples of Big_K and Mohit.
2. No need of using
tags here if you are following the rule.
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@Scorpion Your answer can also right but it is bit mathematical logic, I asked for illogical thinking. Anyways well done.😀
@Scared Your answer has "No logic at all". I asked to think atleast illogically rather than "No logics" 😉
@Mohit: Your answer is correct what I expected. 😀
@Kaustubh Katdare • 03 Feb, 2009
@ Shalini : Easy with words, please.
@Differential • 03 Feb, 2009
Q. How do you prepare tea in 3 steps?
@silverscorpion • 03 Feb, 2009
Q. How do you prepare tea in 3 steps?
A.
1) Do step no. 1
2) Do step no. 2
And finally,
3) Do step no. 3
tada, you have tea.
ain't I clear?
PS - For those who dont know what step 1, step 2 and step 3 are, sorry guys, but you are really pathetic. Quit whatever it is you are doing and learn this first.
A.
1) Do step no. 1
2) Do step no. 2
And finally,
3) Do step no. 3
tada, you have tea.
ain't I clear?
PS - For those who dont know what step 1, step 2 and step 3 are, sorry guys, but you are really pathetic. Quit whatever it is you are doing and learn this first.
@shalini_goel14 • 03 Feb, 2009
Q1. How do you prepare tea in 3 steps?
Answer: Let me also try it 😉
Step 1: First write 'T'
Step 2: Write 'e'
Step 3: write 'a'
Isn't it 'tea' is made.😉
Answer: Let me also try it 😉
Step 1: First write 'T'
Step 2: Write 'e'
Step 3: write 'a'
Isn't it 'tea' is made.😉
@Differential • 04 Feb, 2009
Both of them are good ! 😀
Well here is my answer.
1) Take a cup.
2) Put it under tea machine
3) Press the button
and enjoy your tea. (I think I have to grab a cup RIGHT NOW. 😀 )
Well here is my answer.
1) Take a cup.
2) Put it under tea machine
3) Press the button
and enjoy your tea. (I think I have to grab a cup RIGHT NOW. 😀 )
@shalini_goel14 • 04 Feb, 2009
Good answer Differential 😀
Next a simpler one here 😀
Q4: What will baby corn ask its mom corn?😁
Next a simpler one here 😀
Q4: What will baby corn ask its mom corn?😁
@Kaustubh Katdare • 04 Feb, 2009
Q4: What will baby corn ask its mom corn?😁
Answer: About Pop-Corn? Eh :neutral:
Answer: About Pop-Corn? Eh :neutral:
@shalini_goel14 • 04 Feb, 2009
ok correct 😀
Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .
Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .
@Kaustubh Katdare • 04 Feb, 2009
Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .
Ans:
---------
| 3 lines|
---------
Done.
Ans:
---------
| 3 lines|
---------
Done.
@shalini_goel14 • 04 Feb, 2009
Take your time but give proper answer. No hurry OK.
We want proper rectangle, this rectangle is not closed and what is this broken lines "----" ?. FYI, a rectangle is 4 sided closed polygon. 😁The_Big_KQ5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .
Ans:
---------
| 3 lines|
---------
Done.
Take your time but give proper answer. No hurry OK.
@Kaustubh Katdare • 04 Feb, 2009
Things are supposed to be illogical here, right?
Are you going to say 'wrong answer' until we give you what you want? 😉
[PS: We can't draw straight line here. The figure I tried to draw using dashed lines represents a rectangle]
Are you going to say 'wrong answer' until we give you what you want? 😉
[PS: We can't draw straight line here. The figure I tried to draw using dashed lines represents a rectangle]
@silverscorpion • 04 Feb, 2009
Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .
I think all rectangles have 3 lines in it.
I think all rectangles have 3 lines in it.
@Kaustubh Katdare • 04 Feb, 2009
Okay, here's quite a logical/illogical question -
Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife or your mother. Who would you save? Why?
Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife or your mother. Who would you save? Why?
@shalini_goel14 • 04 Feb, 2009 • 1 like
Good answers both of you Big_K and Scorpion.:-|
Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .
Ans: Well my answer is below:
Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .
Ans: Well my answer is below:
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@shalini_goel14 • 04 Feb, 2009
Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife or your mother. Who would you save? Why?
Answer: Saving myself first is a default answer but after that of course my mother because I can never have a wife 😉. I will always have a husband. Ha ha ha !! 😁
Answer: Saving myself first is a default answer but after that of course my mother because I can never have a wife 😉. I will always have a husband. Ha ha ha !! 😁
@silverscorpion • 04 Feb, 2009
ha, question was gender biased..
So, biggie, with your permission, I'm changing the question. The question is,
Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?
So, biggie, with your permission, I'm changing the question. The question is,
Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?
@Rifaa • 04 Feb, 2009
I'll say I'll save my own ass...and get a wife and a mother later....kekeke
@shalini_goel14 • 04 Feb, 2009
Well taking question from Scorpion's angle
Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?
Answer: I can never have a husband who cannot save his life and then mine and my mother. Shame on such a husband according to me. :neutral: . In such a case quite obvious I will not care for him and will save my life and then my mother. :neutral:
[PS: @Scorpion: Your question doesn't suit in this thread I guess. By the way where is your answer? ]
Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?
Answer: I can never have a husband who cannot save his life and then mine and my mother. Shame on such a husband according to me. :neutral: . In such a case quite obvious I will not care for him and will save my life and then my mother. :neutral:
[PS: @Scorpion: Your question doesn't suit in this thread I guess. By the way where is your answer? ]
@Kaustubh Katdare • 04 Feb, 2009
@ Shalini -
Dude, when you save someone, your life (and a$$) automatically gets saved in the process. 😲RifaaI'll say I'll save my own ass...and get a wife and a mother later....kekeke
@ Shalini -
I can never have a husband who cannot save his life and then mine and my mother.Sorry to say, but that was a B-A-D answer! 😡
@gohm • 04 Feb, 2009
If I can save myself, that means I can also have the power to switch with someone and thus save my wife and my mother.
I'd deserve to go down with the ship for booking passage on a ship everyone knows sinks! =)
I'd deserve to go down with the ship for booking passage on a ship everyone knows sinks! =)
@Kaustubh Katdare • 04 Feb, 2009
Okay, here's an answer -
Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?
Answer: I'll save my mother because someone else will definitely save my beautiful wife.
Heh Heh 😁
Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?
Answer: I'll save my mother because someone else will definitely save my beautiful wife.
Heh Heh 😁
@Rifaa • 04 Feb, 2009
Tht's LOGIC not ILLOGIC
NOW..NOW... NO CHEATING ( HECK WITH THAT!! U are cheating in ur own game...;-))
No fair 😕😕The_Big_KOkay, here's an answer -
Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?
Answer: I'll save my mother because someone else will definitely save my beautiful wife.
Heh Heh 😁
Tht's LOGIC not ILLOGIC
NOW..NOW... NO CHEATING ( HECK WITH THAT!! U are cheating in ur own game...;-))
@Kaustubh Katdare • 04 Feb, 2009
@ Rifaa -
That is still illogical. Too many assumptions, I've made 😉
That is still illogical. Too many assumptions, I've made 😉
@durga ch • 04 Feb, 2009
@ BIG K
you meant beautiful wife and some one else resucing her?😛
you meant beautiful wife and some one else resucing her?😛
@Kaustubh Katdare • 04 Feb, 2009
[What a great example of showing how much one loves his wife ;-) . Maybe I'd let her know of my intelligent decision before I jump into water.]
Yep. I assumed someone would risk his life to save her 😛 . Of course she'll not want to see my face ever but then at least I'd have saved her life.]durga@ BIG K
you meant beautiful wife and some one else resucing her?😛
[What a great example of showing how much one loves his wife ;-) . Maybe I'd let her know of my intelligent decision before I jump into water.]
@durga ch • 04 Feb, 2009
It would be awesome if you would idsclose it to her before you get married!! 😀
@shalini_goel14 • 04 Feb, 2009
Ha ha ha Good answer Big_K 😁.
ok here goes the next question.
Q7. Cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing "<Any famous ,hit and popular song from Holllywood, Bollywood, Tollywood..whichever applicable to you.>" And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
ok here goes the next question.
Q7. Cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing "<Any famous ,hit and popular song from Holllywood, Bollywood, Tollywood..whichever applicable to you.>" And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
@raj87verma88 • 04 Feb, 2009
CE's rule book says that this is a forum for Engineers from all over the world. Using Hindi words or posting something that only a person related to the sub-continent can understand is not fair. What will our other members do, just watch the thread and try to fathom the meaning of the answer. In time they will get bored and leave us. It is unfair on our part. It is my request to everyone, please refrain from using any language other than Hindi.shalini_goel14'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'
@Rifaa • 05 Feb, 2009
Scored Again
See it's that way...Every one always goes for the mother, and :sshhh: other man always goes for the another's damsel in distress. Human nature, there fore, LOGICThe_Big_K@ Rifaa -
That is still illogical. Too many assumptions, I've made 😉
Scored Again
@shalini_goel14 • 05 Feb, 2009
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@Raj: A suggestion for you(take it or ignore it your wish)- Before giving advice to others, see how many rules you follow made by others. You are incharge of breaking rules in my this thread and durga's "hange me can" thread. Don't expect others to follow RULES until "YOU FOLLOW THEM".
@Riffa : Before posting further in this thread, go through the rules(mentioned in very first post of this thread) of posting here. No discussions and comments please here. A gentle request better discuss your wife/husband things in CE conference. Here only Qns and answers. Thats all.
Again and at last Please don't take things seriously but yes follow RULES.
[/SPAM]
@Raj: A suggestion for you(take it or ignore it your wish)- Before giving advice to others, see how many rules you follow made by others. You are incharge of breaking rules in my this thread and durga's "hange me can" thread. Don't expect others to follow RULES until "YOU FOLLOW THEM".
@Riffa : Before posting further in this thread, go through the rules(mentioned in very first post of this thread) of posting here. No discussions and comments please here. A gentle request better discuss your wife/husband things in CE conference. Here only Qns and answers. Thats all.
Again and at last Please don't take things seriously but yes follow RULES.
[/SPAM]
@raj87verma88 • 05 Feb, 2009
[Spam]This was my first post in your thread so you can't complain about that. Suppose there was no rule against using other languages other than english. Now think how this forum will look like. I will speak in Punjabi, Biggie in Marathi, Ash in Malay, Van Helsing in Italian...and so on. No one will be able to understand each other.
I could have written this as a message on your profile, but I want everyone to understand this thing. That we are a global community of engineers.
Peace.
[Spam]
I could have written this as a message on your profile, but I want everyone to understand this thing. That we are a global community of engineers.
Peace.
[Spam]
@Saandeep Sreerambatla • 05 Feb, 2009
Q7. Cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing "<Any famous ,hit and popular song from Holllywood, Bollywood, Tollywood..whichever applicable to you.>" And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
Because its a HIT song and cockroaches die of HIT 😁😁😁
Because its a HIT song and cockroaches die of HIT 😁😁😁
@Kaustubh Katdare • 05 Feb, 2009
Hands up!
No personal flames!
-------------------------------
@ Shalini: Easy, please.
No personal flames!
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@ Shalini: Easy, please.
@Saandeep Sreerambatla • 05 Feb, 2009
Hats off biggie for your love on your wife 😁😁😁 lucky girl 😉😉The_Big_KYep. I assumed someone would risk his life to save her 😛 . Of course she'll not want to see my face ever but then at least I'd have saved her life.]
[What a great example of showing how much one loves his wife ;-) . Maybe I'd let her know of my intelligent decision before I jump into water.]
@Rifaa • 05 Feb, 2009
Peace😁
Comon.. it was a mistake made correct. Biggie said to be illogical, I don't see any Logic in tht.. Besides every one has a tendency not to "Follow the rules".shalini_goel14[SPAM]
@Raj: A suggestion for you(take it or ignore it your wish)- Before giving advice to others, see how many rules you follow made by others. You are incharge of breaking rules in my this thread and durga's "hange me can" thread. Don't expect others to follow RULES until "YOU FOLLOW THEM".
@Riffa : Before posting further in this thread, go through the rules(mentioned in very first post of this thread) of posting here. No discussions and comments please here. A gentle request better discuss your wife/husband things in CE conference. Here only Qns and answers. Thats all.
Again and at last Please don't take things seriously but yes follow RULES.
[/SPAM]
Peace😁
@Rifaa • 05 Feb, 2009
I got one..
What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
Eh! 😕
Now, the more I think about this, the more illogical this question becomes. Several ways to answer and I'll count who can come up with most Illogical answer, and I will reward him/her.
What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
Eh! 😕
Now, the more I think about this, the more illogical this question becomes. Several ways to answer and I'll count who can come up with most Illogical answer, and I will reward him/her.
@Kaustubh Katdare • 05 Feb, 2009
Q. What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
A Spider & a Car -
Ferrari Spider!
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PS: This is my last post in this thread. I'm out of this thread. I'll continue to watch the thread for personal flames.
A Spider & a Car -
Ferrari Spider!
PS: This is my last post in this thread. I'm out of this thread. I'll continue to watch the thread for personal flames.
@Rifaa • 05 Feb, 2009
@ Biggie.....u shud explain with facts.. use the whats written in the question at the first place.
I'll give one
If I'm asleep, how the f***K do I know I've eaten a god d***n spider?
there is more, want it hear it?
Cheers
😕 DING.......wrong.The_Big_KQ. What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
A Spider & a Car -
Ferrari Spider!
@ Biggie.....u shud explain with facts.. use the whats written in the question at the first place.
I'll give one
If I'm asleep, how the f***K do I know I've eaten a god d***n spider?
there is more, want it hear it?
Cheers
@shalini_goel14 • 05 Feb, 2009
Q7 is answered correctly by Scared. 😀 ok here goes next question.
Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ? 😁
Ha ha ha !!! Good one Scared 😉English-ScaredHats off biggie for your love on your wife 😁😁😁 lucky girl 😉😉
Q7 is answered correctly by Scared. 😀 ok here goes next question.
Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ? 😁
@Differential • 05 Feb, 2009
Am I too illogical? 😀
Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ?She loved a Christian guy, wanted to marry him, so changed her religion and so name.
Am I too illogical? 😀
@Rifaa • 05 Feb, 2009
Hey make it global !! Indian facts are not known to everyone u know .shalini_goel14Ha ha ha !!! Good one Scared 😉
Q7 is answered correctly by Scared. 😀 ok here goes next question.
Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ? 😁
@shalini_goel14 • 05 Feb, 2009
You can put any of your globally applied logic(oops illogic) here. It is not necessary that it should match with mine. Thing that matters is your illogical way of thinking. OK 😀.
Hi Mr Rifaa,RifaaHey make it global !! Indian facts are not known to everyone u know .
You can put any of your globally applied logic(oops illogic) here. It is not necessary that it should match with mine. Thing that matters is your illogical way of thinking. OK 😀.
@shiwa436 • 05 Feb, 2009
Q:What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
ans: About SPIDERMAN
ans: About SPIDERMAN
@Rifaa • 05 Feb, 2009
Presumably the only way I know I have eaten a spider in my sleep is to wake up with the remains of one in my mouth. If such a situation occurs, do you honestly expect me to remember what I'd been dreaming about previously? I don't ~censored~ think so, somehow. I've got half a spider in my mouth.
get it Dear
EEEE! Wrong. Answer should be Illogic. Still u ppl don't get it do u. Hree's one probable answershiwa436Q:What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
ans: About SPIDERMAN
Presumably the only way I know I have eaten a spider in my sleep is to wake up with the remains of one in my mouth. If such a situation occurs, do you honestly expect me to remember what I'd been dreaming about previously? I don't ~censored~ think so, somehow. I've got half a spider in my mouth.
get it Dear
@Rifaa • 05 Feb, 2009
Now tht's Illogic , Big time....kekekekeshalini_goel14Hi Mr Rifaa,
You can put any of your globally applied logic(oops illogic) here. It is not necessary that it should match with mine. Thing that matters is your illogical way of thinking. OK 😀.
@Rifaa • 05 Feb, 2009
get off this post dude!! Follow the rules of
or u'r gonna get it :neutral:
happytohelp2009
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get off this post dude!! Follow the rules of
or u'r gonna get it :neutral:
@shalini_goel14 • 07 Feb, 2009
Well my answer is:
Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ?
Ans: UTI =AXIS now 😉 so Shruti =Shraxis
Hey good one Differential but was too much illogical.😉DifferentialShe loved a Christian guy, wanted to marry him, so changed her religion and so name.
Am I too illogical? 😀
Well my answer is:
Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ?
Ans: UTI =AXIS now 😉 so Shruti =Shraxis
@shalini_goel14 • 09 Feb, 2009
Here goes the next question.
Q10 What do computers like to eat ?
[PS: A request to all Please don't make the thread DEAD. 😔 ]
Q10 What do computers like to eat ?
[PS: A request to all Please don't make the thread DEAD. 😔 ]
@Rifaa • 09 Feb, 2009
Q10 What do computers like to eat ?
Ans: bite ...............................me 😀
how's tht?
Ans: bite ...............................me 😀
how's tht?
@shalini_goel14 • 09 Feb, 2009
Good trial Rifaa 😀 but please edit your above post again and copy the question also along with answer 😀.
[/SPAM]
[SPAM]Rifaabite .....me
Good trial Rifaa 😀 but please edit your above post again and copy the question also along with answer 😀.
[/SPAM]
@raj87verma88 • 09 Feb, 2009
Q10 What do computers like to eat ?
Ans. Chips, preferably if made of Silicon
Ans. Chips, preferably if made of Silicon
@Rifaa • 09 Feb, 2009
Ah! ;-)raj87verma88Q10 What do computers like to eat ?
Ans. Chips, preferably if made of Silicon
@shalini_goel14 • 09 Feb, 2009
Yes both raj and rifaa have answered the Q10 correctly. 😀
@shalini_goel14 • 09 Feb, 2009
* Looks like most of the CEans here think logically, no one is coming with thier questions 😔 *
Well here goes another question from my side
Q11: When does any "Mr Grover" become "Mr Grocer"? 😁
Well here goes another question from my side
Q11: When does any "Mr Grover" become "Mr Grocer"? 😁
@Saandeep Sreerambatla • 10 Feb, 2009
@Shalini i cant answer your question.
But here is my question--
Q12 : Imagine you are in the 10th floor of a building and the building caught fire, You cant jump into the net which is hanging down as there are couple of poisonous snakes in the net. You cant climb to the top stairs as there are tigers waiting for people in the top and the fire is approaching you . How will you escape ??
😛
But here is my question--
Q12 : Imagine you are in the 10th floor of a building and the building caught fire, You cant jump into the net which is hanging down as there are couple of poisonous snakes in the net. You cant climb to the top stairs as there are tigers waiting for people in the top and the fire is approaching you . How will you escape ??
😛
@Differential • 10 Feb, 2009
Stop imagining ! 😀English-Scared@Shalini i cant answer your question.
But here is my question--
Q12 : Imagine you are in the 10th floor of a building and the building caught fire, You cant jump into the net which is hanging down as there are couple of poisonous snakes in the net. You cant climb to the top stairs as there are tigers waiting for people in the top and the fire is approaching you . How will you escape ??
😛
@Saandeep Sreerambatla • 10 Feb, 2009
Thats correct!!! Differential a very soon reply 😀😀
@Rifaa • 10 Feb, 2009
and jump anywhere ....heee heeee heeeee
@shalini_goel14 • 12 Feb, 2009
*bump*
Some one please answer illogically my this question also 😔
Q11: When does any "Mr Grover" become "Mr Grocer"? 😁
Some one please answer illogically my this question also 😔
Q11: When does any "Mr Grover" become "Mr Grocer"? 😁
@shalini_goel14 • 14 Feb, 2009
So no answers for this question 😔 ok No issues here goes mine.
Q11: When does any "Mr Grover" become "Mr Grocer"?
Ans: When Mr Grover will run with the speed of light because v=c (speed of light).😁
Q11: When does any "Mr Grover" become "Mr Grocer"?
Ans: When Mr Grover will run with the speed of light because v=c (speed of light).😁
@shalini_goel14 • 14 Feb, 2009
Here goes another one from my side 😁
Q12 Which stories barbers used to study in their childhood ? 😁
Q12 Which stories barbers used to study in their childhood ? 😁
@Rifaa • 14 Feb, 2009
Edward scissor hand
@durga ch • 14 Feb, 2009
hair raising
@shalini_goel14 • 14 Feb, 2009
Well may be you both rifaa and durga are right according to you because you guys would have heard such stories in your childhood but I have never heard such stories name ever in my life. 😔
@shalini_goel14 • 17 Feb, 2009
Well here goes my answer.😉
Q12 Which stories barbers used to study in their childhood ?
Ans The hare(hair 😁) and the tortoise 😁
Q12 Which stories barbers used to study in their childhood ?
Ans The hare(hair 😁) and the tortoise 😁
@Kaustubh Katdare • 17 Feb, 2009
@ Shalini: You are breaking your own rule. Answer to Question 12 was quite logical!
@Rifaa • 17 Feb, 2009
I got one
Q: if semi-conductors were a human, what would u call him/her?
HEEE HEEEE HEEEE.shalini_goel14Well may be you both rifaa and durga are right according to you because you guys would have heard such stories in your childhood but I have never heard such stories name ever in my life. 😔
I got one
Q: if semi-conductors were a human, what would u call him/her?
@mechar • 17 Feb, 2009
why is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread
@Rifaa • 17 Feb, 2009
Hey buddy, you have to answer before posting a question.mecharwhy is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread
@shalini_goel14 • 24 Feb, 2009
ok let me make a guess
Qn Why is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread ?
Ans because he is waiting for that crowd to be removed so that he can go to his home to make sandwich and eat it. 😁
Qn Why is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread ?
Ans because he is waiting for that crowd to be removed so that he can go to his home to make sandwich and eat it. 😁
@shalini_goel14 • 24 Feb, 2009
One more trial
Q: If semi-conductors were a human, what would you call him/her?
Ans May be an Alien or kind of robot with emotions making things working the way we cannot even Imagine 😁
Q: If semi-conductors were a human, what would you call him/her?
Ans May be an Alien or kind of robot with emotions making things working the way we cannot even Imagine 😁
@durga ch • 24 Feb, 2009
Q: If semi-conductors were a human, what would you call him/her?
Ans ROBOT?
Ans ROBOT?
@durga ch • 24 Feb, 2009
waiting to cross??mecharwhy is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread
@gohm • 24 Feb, 2009
Whatever it wanted, who'd argue with a living semi-conductor!
RifaaHEEE HEEEE HEEEE.
I got one
Q: if semi-conductors were a human, what would u call him/her?
@Rifaa • 24 Feb, 2009
I guess it will be illogical to call him/her a Bus-Conductor
@shalini_goel14 • 25 Feb, 2009
@rifaa Good answer
Now one more from my side 😉
Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends ? 😁
Now one more from my side 😉
Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends ? 😁
@Saandeep Sreerambatla • 25 Feb, 2009
Polio Frog😁😁
@shalini_goel14 • 25 Feb, 2009
Good trial Scared but not right according to me. 😁
@Rifaa • 25 Feb, 2009
Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends?
Ans> He's a kick ass frog 😁
NO!
Ans> He's a kick ass frog 😁
NO!
@Differential • 26 Feb, 2009
a) a loser
b) Go and Visit Akshay Kumar
Few possible answers.shalini_goel14@rifaa Good answer
Now one more from my side 😉
Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends ? 😁
a) a loser
b) Go and Visit Akshay Kumar
@shalini_goel14 • 26 Feb, 2009
ok Good answers everyone 😁
But mine is bit different 😉
Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends?
Ans hopeless( hop less) :mrgreen;
But mine is bit different 😉
Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends?
Ans hopeless( hop less) :mrgreen;
@Rifaa • 26 Feb, 2009
Hope less is OK, u know why I said kick ass.
cause his friends has to kick has to make him jump, thus his friends called him kick ass frog.
So which answer is illogical?
cause his friends has to kick has to make him jump, thus his friends called him kick ass frog.
So which answer is illogical?
@YourTechMate • 26 Feb, 2009
Why does NEWS PAPER produces sound when it is crushed ?
@Saandeep Sreerambatla • 26 Feb, 2009
because these days news papers are full of Crushes between hero and hero -in's and in India it is full of crushes between the political parties 😉😉.
so if we crush the crush it hurts
so if we crush the crush it hurts
@shalini_goel14 • 27 Feb, 2009
Qn: Why does NEWS PAPER produces sound when it is crushed ?
Ans 1 ) May be it get hurts
2) May be it is a new paper 😉
Ans 1 ) May be it get hurts
2) May be it is a new paper 😉
@Saandeep Sreerambatla • 02 Mar, 2009
Answer please ??
@Rifaa • 05 Mar, 2009
Q: Why does NEWS PAPER produces sound when it is crushed ?
Ans: Paper ball
Ans: Paper ball
@shalini_goel14 • 07 Mar, 2009
Qn Which is the gate in which no one can ever enter ?
@komputergeek • 07 Mar, 2009
Qn Which is the gate in which no one can ever enter ?
Ans:Colgate
Ans:Colgate
@shalini_goel14 • 07 Mar, 2009
Yes you are right komputergeek 😀
@shalini_goel14 • 08 Mar, 2009
Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?" 😁
@silverscorpion • 09 Mar, 2009
Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?" ![[IMG]](proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crazyengineers.com%2Fforum%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2F..%2Fzy2Mh4%2FJMyW3M%2Fl12Kh9%2F2Lc9lp%2FyyToc1%2F2piZKM%2FaSJoc9%2FFo1W3o%2Fz9FoiA%2FzYmWKM%2Fy5Jna5%2FJM5cKL%2FlAzY3q%2F3qi8vB%2F07r842%2F823202%2Fr0%2F&hash=6e2575775a018337a315ce505c7ef52d)
Egg came first, because, God found it easy to just drop an egg instead of dropping a chicken and ensuring that it landed safely.
Egg came first, because, God found it easy to just drop an egg instead of dropping a chicken and ensuring that it landed safely.
@shalini_goel14 • 10 Mar, 2009
Ha ha ha Good one Scorpion !
Well my answer is
Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?"
Ans Whatever you will order first will come first. 😁
Well my answer is
Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?"
Ans Whatever you will order first will come first. 😁
@silverscorpion • 10 Mar, 2009
Well, I'm a veggie and so I'll order neither..😁😁shalini_goel14Ha ha ha Good one Scorpion !
Well my answer is
Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?"
Ans Whatever you will order first will come first. 😁
@shalini_goel14 • 19 Mar, 2009
Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?
@Kaustubh Katdare • 19 Mar, 2009
My guess: Shalini got imprisoned.
shalini_goel14Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?
My guess: Shalini got imprisoned.
@shalini_goel14 • 19 Mar, 2009
@Big_K your answer is somewhat correct but you made it in past tense
Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?
Ans Correct answer is "You will go to jail" 😁 (Not Shalini 😉 )
I have one more question in my stupid mind, can anyone put any illogic behind it.
Qn : Why mother tongue is called as "mother tongue" not as "father tongue" 😕
PS: I don't know its answer.
Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?
Ans Correct answer is "You will go to jail" 😁 (Not Shalini 😉 )
I have one more question in my stupid mind, can anyone put any illogic behind it.
Qn : Why mother tongue is called as "mother tongue" not as "father tongue" 😕
PS: I don't know its answer.
@raj87verma88 • 19 Mar, 2009
Qn : Why mother tongue is called as "mother tongue" not as "father tongue" 😕
Ans: Fathers rarely speak.
Ans: Fathers rarely speak.
@Kaustubh Katdare • 19 Mar, 2009
Qn : Why mother tongue is called as "mother tongue" not as "father tongue"
Answer: Because mother seldom lets father talk.
Answer: Because mother seldom lets father talk.
@shalini_goel14 • 19 Mar, 2009
Ha ha ha ..Good illogic both of you 😁
@durga ch • 19 Mar, 2009
he is deadshalini_goel14Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?
@raj87verma88 • 19 Mar, 2009
That would be present tense.😎durgahe is dead
@gohm • 20 Mar, 2009
Right, it would be I am going to...
not sure why we're talking about this though! 😕
not sure why we're talking about this though! 😕
@Mayur Pathak • 20 Mar, 2009
Q: The Big K doesn't drink alchohol. What is Big K in this sentence?
A: (your guesses)
Q: Why do we have this thread here?
A: Some body didn't apply a logic.
A: (your guesses)
Q: Why do we have this thread here?
A: Some body didn't apply a logic.
@Kaustubh Katdare • 20 Mar, 2009
@ Mayurpathak: 'Noun'?
@durga ch • 21 Mar, 2009
mayurpathakQ: The Big K doesn't drink alchohol. What is Big K in this sentence?
A: (your guesses)
non-allcoholic
@Mayur Pathak • 23 Mar, 2009
Your guess is as good as mine ;-)The_Big_K@ Mayurpathak: 'Noun'?
@Saandeep Sreerambatla • 23 Mar, 2009
@Mayur : For question 2 the answer could be out of box thinking..
i mean we are sick of applying logic in all work environment.
😎
i mean we are sick of applying logic in all work environment.
😎
@Anil Jain • 23 Mar, 2009
lucturer:- Children in the dark can make mistakes - Give me opposite of the sentence.
Student:- Mistakes in the dark can make childrens
Student:- Mistakes in the dark can make childrens
@silverscorpion • 23 Mar, 2009
Is this a question or just a joke??
@Saandeep Sreerambatla • 24 Mar, 2009
Here my question:
On a rainy mid night a girl found hung herself in the room to the ceiling fan.
Police arrives and one of the police says....
This is not suicide , this is murder.
how did he found that out?
On a rainy mid night a girl found hung herself in the room to the ceiling fan.
Police arrives and one of the police says....
This is not suicide , this is murder.
how did he found that out?
@Saandeep Sreerambatla • 24 Mar, 2009
No takers??
believe it is illogical..
😎
believe it is illogical..
😎
@Rifaa • 25 Mar, 2009
I got one
Q: What did the suicide bomber said after a successful detonation?
Q: What did the suicide bomber said after a successful detonation?
@raj87verma88 • 25 Mar, 2009
Thank god, I didn't blew it up.
@Rifaa • 25 Mar, 2009
Ans: I never wanna do that again...
and to think the bomber could do it again. kekeke
Um...Yup not bad. what I had in mind israj87verma88Thank god, I didn't blew it up.
Ans: I never wanna do that again...
and to think the bomber could do it again. kekeke
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