Illogical Questions

Hi All,

This thread will consist of only those questions whose answers are not brainy ones but very illogical. So get ready for the exercise(full of fun 😁) of your brain.

Hint: Just think illogical and then laugh a lot.😁

Rules for post in this thread:
1. While answering, write full question and then Ans below it:
eg.

Q1: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?
Ans:

2. No useless or off the topic comments/discussions please. Dicuss them in CE conference.
3. No sms language Please.
4. Everyone is free to put such illogical(no brainy ones Please) questions here. Don't expect everytime from me. 😀

So here goes the first question from my side. 😀

Q1: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?

Q1: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?
Answer: A fly can fly, but a mosquito can't mosquito .

ok, so Q1 is answered right.

Here goes the next question:😀

Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:

5 + 5 + 5 = 550

Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:

5 + 5 + 5 = 550

Answer: I think single stroke can be used over mid "+" sign between first two 5s to make it 4;so that we get the expression

5 4 5 + 5 = 550

Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:

5 + 5 + 5 = 550

ANS:
You can put a strike over the equal to sign. I cant show it here, but

5 + 5 + 5 IS NOT EQUAL TO 550

problem solved..

Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:

5 + 5 + 5 = 550

This is correct no need to correct because it is illogical😁😁

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Warning: Mr Scorpion and Mr Scared will get a tight slap from Shalini next time if they will not follow the rules meant for posting in this thread. So a gentle request to both of you to edit your posts. 😀

@Scorpion & @Scared
1. Post your answer the way rule is made . See examples of Big_K and Mohit.
2. No need of using

tags here if you are following the rule.

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@Scorpion Your answer can also right but it is bit mathematical logic, I asked for illogical thinking. Anyways well done.😀

@Scared Your answer has "No logic at all". I asked to think atleast illogically rather than "No logics" 😉

@Mohit: Your answer is correct what I expected. 😀

@ Shalini : Easy with words, please.

Q. How do you prepare tea in 3 steps?

Q. How do you prepare tea in 3 steps?

A.
1) Do step no. 1
2) Do step no. 2
And finally,
3) Do step no. 3

tada, you have tea.
ain't I clear?

PS - For those who dont know what step 1, step 2 and step 3 are, sorry guys, but you are really pathetic. Quit whatever it is you are doing and learn this first.

Q1. How do you prepare tea in 3 steps?
Answer: Let me also try it 😉

Step 1: First write 'T'
Step 2: Write 'e'
Step 3: write 'a'

Isn't it 'tea' is made.😉

Both of them are good ! 😀
Well here is my answer.
1) Take a cup.
2) Put it under tea machine
3) Press the button
and enjoy your tea. (I think I have to grab a cup RIGHT NOW. 😀 )

Good answer Differential 😀

Next a simpler one here 😀

Q4: What will baby corn ask its mom corn?😁

Q4: What will baby corn ask its mom corn?😁
Answer: About Pop-Corn? Eh :neutral:

ok correct 😀

Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .

Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .

Ans:
---------
| 3 lines|
---------

Done.

The_Big_K

Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .

Ans:
---------
| 3 lines|
---------

Done.

We want proper rectangle, this rectangle is not closed and what is this broken lines "----" ?. FYI, a rectangle is 4 sided closed polygon. 😁

Take your time but give proper answer. No hurry OK.

Things are supposed to be illogical here, right?

Are you going to say 'wrong answer' until we give you what you want? 😉

[PS: We can't draw straight line here. The figure I tried to draw using dashed lines represents a rectangle]

Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .

I think all rectangles have 3 lines in it.

Okay, here's quite a logical/illogical question -

Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

Good answers both of you Big_K and Scorpion.:-|

Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .
Ans: Well my answer is below:

Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

Answer: Saving myself first is a default answer but after that of course my mother because I can never have a wife 😉. I will always have a husband. Ha ha ha !! 😁

ha, question was gender biased..
So, biggie, with your permission, I'm changing the question. The question is,

Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

I'll say I'll save my own ass...and get a wife and a mother later....kekeke

Well taking question from Scorpion's angle

Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

Answer: I can never have a husband who cannot save his life and then mine and my mother. Shame on such a husband according to me. :neutral: . In such a case quite obvious I will not care for him and will save my life and then my mother. :neutral:

[PS: @Scorpion: Your question doesn't suit in this thread I guess. By the way where is your answer? ]

Rifaa

I'll say I'll save my own ass...and get a wife and a mother later....kekeke

Dude, when you save someone, your life (and a$$) automatically gets saved in the process. 😲


@ Shalini -

I can never have a husband who cannot save his life and then mine and my mother.

Sorry to say, but that was a B-A-D answer! 😡

If I can save myself, that means I can also have the power to switch with someone and thus save my wife and my mother.

I'd deserve to go down with the ship for booking passage on a ship everyone knows sinks! =)

Okay, here's an answer -

Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

Answer: I'll save my mother because someone else will definitely save my beautiful wife.

Heh Heh 😁

The_Big_K

Okay, here's an answer -

Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

Answer: I'll save my mother because someone else will definitely save my beautiful wife.

Heh Heh 😁

No fair 😕😕
Tht's LOGIC not ILLOGIC

NOW..NOW... NO CHEATING ( HECK WITH THAT!! U are cheating in ur own game...;-))

@ Rifaa -

That is still illogical. Too many assumptions, I've made 😉

@ BIG K

you meant beautiful wife and some one else resucing her?😛

durga

@ BIG K

you meant beautiful wife and some one else resucing her?😛

Yep. I assumed someone would risk his life to save her 😛 . Of course she'll not want to see my face ever but then at least I'd have saved her life.]

[What a great example of showing how much one loves his wife ;-) . Maybe I'd let her know of my intelligent decision before I jump into water.]

It would be awesome if you would idsclose it to her before you get married!! 😀

Ha ha ha Good answer Big_K 😁.

ok here goes the next question.

Q7. Cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing "" And the other 2 die immediately. Why?

shalini_goel14

'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'

CE's rule book says that this is a forum for Engineers from all over the world. Using Hindi words or posting something that only a person related to the sub-continent can understand is not fair. What will our other members do, just watch the thread and try to fathom the meaning of the answer. In time they will get bored and leave us. It is unfair on our part. It is my request to everyone, please refrain from using any language other than Hindi.

The_Big_K

@ Rifaa -

That is still illogical. Too many assumptions, I've made 😉

See it's that way...Every one always goes for the mother, and :sshhh: other man always goes for the another's damsel in distress. Human nature, there fore, LOGIC
Scored Again

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@Raj: A suggestion for you(take it or ignore it your wish)- Before giving advice to others, see how many rules you follow made by others. You are incharge of breaking rules in my this thread and durga's "hange me can" thread. Don't expect others to follow RULES until "YOU FOLLOW THEM".

@Riffa : Before posting further in this thread, go through the rules(mentioned in very first post of this thread) of posting here. No discussions and comments please here. A gentle request better discuss your wife/husband things in CE conference. Here only Qns and answers. Thats all.

Again and at last Please don't take things seriously but yes follow RULES.

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[Spam]This was my first post in your thread so you can't complain about that. Suppose there was no rule against using other languages other than english. Now think how this forum will look like. I will speak in Punjabi, Biggie in Marathi, Ash in Malay, Van Helsing in Italian...and so on. No one will be able to understand each other.
I could have written this as a message on your profile, but I want everyone to understand this thing. That we are a global community of engineers.
Peace.
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Q7. Cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing "" And the other 2 die immediately. Why?


Because its a HIT song and cockroaches die of HIT 😁😁😁

Hands up!

No personal flames!

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@ Shalini: Easy, please.

The_Big_K

Yep. I assumed someone would risk his life to save her 😛 . Of course she'll not want to see my face ever but then at least I'd have saved her life.]

[What a great example of showing how much one loves his wife ;-) . Maybe I'd let her know of my intelligent decision before I jump into water.]

Hats off biggie for your love on your wife 😁😁😁 lucky girl 😉😉

shalini_goel14

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@Raj: A suggestion for you(take it or ignore it your wish)- Before giving advice to others, see how many rules you follow made by others. You are incharge of breaking rules in my this thread and durga's "hange me can" thread. Don't expect others to follow RULES until "YOU FOLLOW THEM".

@Riffa : Before posting further in this thread, go through the rules(mentioned in very first post of this thread) of posting here. No discussions and comments please here. A gentle request better discuss your wife/husband things in CE conference. Here only Qns and answers. Thats all.

Again and at last Please don't take things seriously but yes follow RULES.

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Comon.. it was a mistake made correct. Biggie said to be illogical, I don't see any Logic in tht.. Besides every one has a tendency not to "Follow the rules".
Peace😁

I got one..
What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?

Eh! 😕
Now, the more I think about this, the more illogical this question becomes. Several ways to answer and I'll count who can come up with most Illogical answer, and I will reward him/her.

Q. What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
A Spider & a Car -

Ferrari Spider!



PS: This is my last post in this thread. I'm out of this thread. I'll continue to watch the thread for personal flames.

The_Big_K

Q. What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
A Spider & a Car -

Ferrari Spider!

😕 DING.......wrong.
@ Biggie.....u shud explain with facts.. use the whats written in the question at the first place.
I'll give one
If I'm asleep, how the f***K do I know I've eaten a god d***n spider?

there is more, want it hear it?

Cheers

English-Scared

Hats off biggie for your love on your wife 😁😁😁 lucky girl 😉😉

Ha ha ha !!! Good one Scared 😉

Q7 is answered correctly by Scared. 😀 ok here goes next question.

Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ? 😁

Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ?

She loved a Christian guy, wanted to marry him, so changed her religion and so name.

Am I too illogical? 😀

shalini_goel14

Ha ha ha !!! Good one Scared 😉

Q7 is answered correctly by Scared. 😀 ok here goes next question.

Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ? 😁

Hey make it global !! Indian facts are not known to everyone u know .

Rifaa

Hey make it global !! Indian facts are not known to everyone u know .

Hi Mr Rifaa,

You can put any of your globally applied logic(oops illogic) here. It is not necessary that it should match with mine. Thing that matters is your illogical way of thinking. OK 😀.

Q:What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
ans: About SPIDERMAN

shiwa436

Q:What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
ans: About SPIDERMAN

EEEE! Wrong. Answer should be Illogic. Still u ppl don't get it do u. Hree's one probable answer

Presumably the only way I know I have eaten a spider in my sleep is to wake up with the remains of one in my mouth. If such a situation occurs, do you honestly expect me to remember what I'd been dreaming about previously? I don't ~censored~ think so, somehow. I've got half a spider in my mouth.


get it Dear

shalini_goel14

Hi Mr Rifaa,

You can put any of your globally applied logic(oops illogic) here. It is not necessary that it should match with mine. Thing that matters is your illogical way of thinking. OK 😀.

Now tht's Illogic , Big time....kekekeke

happytohelp2009

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get off this post dude!! Follow the rules of

or u'r gonna get it :neutral:

Differential

She loved a Christian guy, wanted to marry him, so changed her religion and so name.

Am I too illogical? 😀

Hey good one Differential but was too much illogical.😉

Well my answer is:
Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ?
Ans: UTI =AXIS now 😉 so Shruti =Shraxis

Here goes the next question.

Q10 What do computers like to eat ?

[PS: A request to all Please don't make the thread DEAD. 😔 ]

Q10 What do computers like to eat ?

Ans: bite ...............................me 😀

how's tht?

Rifaa

bite .....me

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Good trial Rifaa 😀 but please edit your above post again and copy the question also along with answer 😀.

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Q10 What do computers like to eat ?
Ans. Chips, preferably if made of Silicon

raj87verma88

Q10 What do computers like to eat ?
Ans. Chips, preferably if made of Silicon

Ah! ;-)

Yes both raj and rifaa have answered the Q10 correctly. 😀

* Looks like most of the CEans here think logically, no one is coming with thier questions 😔 *

Well here goes another question from my side

Q11: When does any "Mr Grover" become "Mr Grocer"? 😁

@Shalini i cant answer your question.
But here is my question--

Q12 : Imagine you are in the 10th floor of a building and the building caught fire, You cant jump into the net which is hanging down as there are couple of poisonous snakes in the net. You cant climb to the top stairs as there are tigers waiting for people in the top and the fire is approaching you . How will you escape ??
😛

English-Scared

@Shalini i cant answer your question.
But here is my question--

Q12 : Imagine you are in the 10th floor of a building and the building caught fire, You cant jump into the net which is hanging down as there are couple of poisonous snakes in the net. You cant climb to the top stairs as there are tigers waiting for people in the top and the fire is approaching you . How will you escape ??
😛

Stop imagining ! 😀

Thats correct!!! Differential a very soon reply 😀😀

and jump anywhere ....heee heeee heeeee

*bump*

Some one please answer illogically my this question also 😔


Q11: When does any "Mr Grover" become "Mr Grocer"? 😁

So no answers for this question 😔 ok No issues here goes mine.

Q11: When does any "Mr Grover" become "Mr Grocer"?
Ans: When Mr Grover will run with the speed of light because v=c (speed of light).😁

Here goes another one from my side 😁

Q12 Which stories barbers used to study in their childhood ? 😁

Edward scissor hand

hair raising

Well may be you both rifaa and durga are right according to you because you guys would have heard such stories in your childhood but I have never heard such stories name ever in my life. 😔

Well here goes my answer.😉

Q12 Which stories barbers used to study in their childhood ?
Ans The hare(hair 😁) and the tortoise 😁

@ Shalini: You are breaking your own rule. Answer to Question 12 was quite logical!

shalini_goel14

Well may be you both rifaa and durga are right according to you because you guys would have heard such stories in your childhood but I have never heard such stories name ever in my life. 😔

HEEE HEEEE HEEEE.

I got one
Q: if semi-conductors were a human, what would u call him/her?

why is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread

mechar

why is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread

Hey buddy, you have to answer before posting a question.

ok let me make a guess

Qn Why is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread ?
Ans because he is waiting for that crowd to be removed so that he can go to his home to make sandwich and eat it. 😁

One more trial

Q: If semi-conductors were a human, what would you call him/her?
Ans May be an Alien or kind of robot with emotions making things working the way we cannot even Imagine 😁

Q: If semi-conductors were a human, what would you call him/her?
Ans ROBOT?

mechar

why is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread

waiting to cross??

Whatever it wanted, who'd argue with a living semi-conductor!

Rifaa

HEEE HEEEE HEEEE.

I got one
Q: if semi-conductors were a human, what would u call him/her?

I guess it will be illogical to call him/her a Bus-Conductor

@rifaa Good answer

Now one more from my side 😉

Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends ? 😁

Polio Frog😁😁

Good trial Scared but not right according to me. 😁

Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends?

Ans> He's a kick ass frog 😁
NO!

shalini_goel14

@rifaa Good answer

Now one more from my side 😉

Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends ? 😁

Few possible answers.

a) a loser
b) Go and Visit Akshay Kumar

ok Good answers everyone 😁

But mine is bit different 😉

Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends?
Ans hopeless( hop less) :mrgreen;

Hope less is OK, u know why I said kick ass.
cause his friends has to kick has to make him jump, thus his friends called him kick ass frog.
So which answer is illogical?

Why does NEWS PAPER produces sound when it is crushed ?

because these days news papers are full of Crushes between hero and hero -in's and in India it is full of crushes between the political parties 😉😉.

so if we crush the crush it hurts

Qn: Why does NEWS PAPER produces sound when it is crushed ?
Ans 1 ) May be it get hurts
2) May be it is a new paper 😉

Answer please ??

Q: Why does NEWS PAPER produces sound when it is crushed ?
Ans: Paper ball

Qn Which is the gate in which no one can ever enter ?

Qn Which is the gate in which no one can ever enter ?
Ans:Colgate

Yes you are right komputergeek 😀

Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?" 😁

Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?"


Egg came first, because, God found it easy to just drop an egg instead of dropping a chicken and ensuring that it landed safely.

Ha ha ha Good one Scorpion !

Well my answer is

Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?"
Ans Whatever you will order first will come first. 😁

shalini_goel14

Ha ha ha Good one Scorpion !

Well my answer is

Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?"
Ans Whatever you will order first will come first. 😁

Well, I'm a veggie and so I'll order neither..😁😁

Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?

shalini_goel14

Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?

My guess: Shalini got imprisoned.

@Big_K your answer is somewhat correct but you made it in past tense

Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?
Ans Correct answer is "You will go to jail" 😁 (Not Shalini 😉 )

I have one more question in my stupid mind, can anyone put any illogic behind it.
Qn : Why mother tongue is called as "mother tongue" not as "father tongue" 😕

PS: I don't know its answer.

Qn : Why mother tongue is called as "mother tongue" not as "father tongue" 😕
Ans: Fathers rarely speak.

Qn : Why mother tongue is called as "mother tongue" not as "father tongue"

Answer: Because mother seldom lets father talk.

Ha ha ha ..Good illogic both of you 😁

shalini_goel14

Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?

he is dead

durga

he is dead

That would be present tense.😎

Right, it would be I am going to...

not sure why we're talking about this though! 😕

Q: The Big K doesn't drink alchohol. What is Big K in this sentence?
A: (your guesses)

Q: Why do we have this thread here?
A: Some body didn't apply a logic.

@ Mayurpathak: 'Noun'?

mayurpathak

Q: The Big K doesn't drink alchohol. What is Big K in this sentence?
A: (your guesses)
non-allcoholic

The_Big_K

@ Mayurpathak: 'Noun'?

Your guess is as good as mine ;-)

@Mayur : For question 2 the answer could be out of box thinking..
i mean we are sick of applying logic in all work environment.
😎

lucturer:- Children in the dark can make mistakes - Give me opposite of the sentence.

Student:- Mistakes in the dark can make childrens

Is this a question or just a joke??

Here my question:

On a rainy mid night a girl found hung herself in the room to the ceiling fan.
Police arrives and one of the police says....

This is not suicide , this is murder.
how did he found that out?

No takers??
believe it is illogical..
😎

I got one
Q: What did the suicide bomber said after a successful detonation?

Thank god, I didn't blew it up.

raj87verma88

Thank god, I didn't blew it up.

Um...Yup not bad. what I had in mind is
Ans: I never wanna do that again...

and to think the bomber could do it again. kekeke