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    Updated: Oct 27, 2024
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    Hi All,

    This thread will consist of only those questions whose answers are not brainy ones but very illogical. So get ready for the exercise(full of fun 😁) of your brain.

    Hint: Just think illogical and then laugh a lot.😁

    Rules for post in this thread:
    1. While answering, write full question and then Ans below it:
    eg.
    Q1: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?
    Ans: <Your answer...>
    2. No useless or off the topic comments/discussions please. Dicuss them in CE conference.
    3. No sms language Please.
    4. Everyone is free to put such illogical(no brainy ones Please) questions here. Don't expect everytime from me. 😀

    So here goes the first question from my side. 😀

    Q1: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 2, 2009

    Q1: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?
    Answer: A fly can fly, but a mosquito can't mosquito [​IMG].
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 2, 2009

    ok, so Q1 is answered right.

    Here goes the next question:😀

    Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:

    5 + 5 + 5 = 550
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  • mohit30goel

    MemberFeb 2, 2009

    Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:

    5 + 5 + 5 = 550

    Answer: I think single stroke can be used over mid "+" sign between first two 5s to make it 4;so that we get the expression

    5 4 5 + 5 = 550
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  • silverscorpion

    MemberFeb 3, 2009

    Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:

    5 + 5 + 5 = 550

    ANS:
    You can put a strike over the equal to sign. I cant show it here, but

    5 + 5 + 5 IS NOT EQUAL TO 550

    problem solved..
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    MemberFeb 3, 2009

    Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:

    5 + 5 + 5 = 550


    This is correct no need to correct because it is illogical😁😁
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 3, 2009

    [SPAM]
    Warning: Mr Scorpion and Mr Scared will get a tight slap from Shalini next time if they will not follow the rules meant for posting in this thread. So a gentle request to both of you to edit your posts. 😀

    @Scorpion & @Scared
    1. Post your answer the way rule is made . See examples of Big_K and Mohit.
    2. No need of using
    tags here if you are following the rule.

    [/SPAM]

    @Scorpion Your answer can also right but it is bit mathematical logic, I asked for illogical thinking. Anyways well done.😀

    @Scared Your answer has "No logic at all". I asked to think atleast illogically rather than "No logics" 😉

    @Mohit: Your answer is correct what I expected. 😀
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 3, 2009

    @ Shalini : Easy with words, please.
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  • Differential

    MemberFeb 3, 2009

    Q. How do you prepare tea in 3 steps?
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  • silverscorpion

    MemberFeb 3, 2009

    Q. How do you prepare tea in 3 steps?

    A.
    1) Do step no. 1
    2) Do step no. 2
    And finally,
    3) Do step no. 3

    tada, you have tea.
    ain't I clear?

    PS - For those who dont know what step 1, step 2 and step 3 are, sorry guys, but you are really pathetic. Quit whatever it is you are doing and learn this first.
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 3, 2009

    Q1. How do you prepare tea in 3 steps?
    Answer: Let me also try it 😉

    Step 1: First write 'T'
    Step 2: Write 'e'
    Step 3: write 'a'

    Isn't it 'tea' is made.😉
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  • Differential

    MemberFeb 3, 2009

    Both of them are good ! 😀
    Well here is my answer.
    1) Take a cup.
    2) Put it under tea machine
    3) Press the button
    and enjoy your tea. (I think I have to grab a cup RIGHT NOW. 😀 )
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    Good answer Differential 😀

    Next a simpler one here 😀

    Q4: What will baby corn ask its mom corn?
    😁
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 4, 2009

    Q4: What will baby corn ask its mom corn?😁
    Answer: About Pop-Corn? Eh :neutral:
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    ok correct 😀

    Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 4, 2009

    Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .

    Ans:
    ---------
    | 3 lines|
    ---------

    Done.
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    The_Big_K
    Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .

    Ans:
    ---------
    | 3 lines|
    ---------

    Done.
    We want proper rectangle, this rectangle is not closed and what is this broken lines "----" ?. FYI, a rectangle is 4 sided closed polygon. 😁

    Take your time but give proper answer. No hurry OK.
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 4, 2009

    Things are supposed to be illogical here, right?

    Are you going to say 'wrong answer' until we give you what you want? 😉

    [PS: We can't draw straight line here. The figure I tried to draw using dashed lines represents a rectangle]
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  • silverscorpion

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .

    I think all rectangles have 3 lines in it.
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 4, 2009

    Okay, here's quite a logical/illogical question -

    Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife or your mother. Who would you save? Why?
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    Good answers both of you Big_K and Scorpion.:-|

    Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .
    Ans: Well my answer is below:

    [​IMG]
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

    Answer: Saving myself first is a default answer but after that of course my mother because I can never have a wife 😉. I will always have a husband. Ha ha ha !! 😁
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  • silverscorpion

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    ha, question was gender biased..
    So, biggie, with your permission, I'm changing the question. The question is,

    Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    I'll say I'll save my own ass...and get a wife and a mother later....kekeke
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    Well taking question from Scorpion's angle

    Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

    Answer: I can never have a husband who cannot save his life and then mine and my mother. Shame on such a husband according to me. :neutral: . In such a case quite obvious I will not care for him and will save my life and then my mother. :neutral:

    [PS: @Scorpion: Your question doesn't suit in this thread I guess. By the way where is your answer? ]
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 4, 2009

    Rifaa
    I'll say I'll save my own ass...and get a wife and a mother later....kekeke
    Dude, when you save someone, your life (and a$$) automatically gets saved in the process. 😲


    @ Shalini -
    I can never have a husband who cannot save his life and then mine and my mother.
    Sorry to say, but that was a B-A-D answer! 😡
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  • gohm

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    If I can save myself, that means I can also have the power to switch with someone and thus save my wife and my mother.

    I'd deserve to go down with the ship for booking passage on a ship everyone knows sinks! =)
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 4, 2009

    Okay, here's an answer -

    Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

    Answer:
    I'll save my mother because someone else will definitely save my beautiful wife.

    Heh Heh 😁
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    The_Big_K
    Okay, here's an answer -

    Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

    Answer:
    I'll save my mother because someone else will definitely save my beautiful wife.

    Heh Heh 😁
    No fair 😕😕
    Tht's LOGIC not ILLOGIC

    NOW..NOW... NO CHEATING ( HECK WITH THAT!! U are cheating in ur own game...;-))
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 4, 2009

    @ Rifaa -

    That is still illogical. Too many assumptions, I've made 😉
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  • durga ch

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    @ BIG K

    you meant beautiful wife and some one else resucing her?😛
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 4, 2009

    durga
    @ BIG K

    you meant beautiful wife and some one else resucing her?😛
    Yep. I assumed someone would risk his life to save her 😛 . Of course she'll not want to see my face ever but then at least I'd have saved her life.]

    [What a great example of showing how much one loves his wife ;-) . Maybe I'd let her know of my intelligent decision before I jump into water.]
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  • durga ch

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    It would be awesome if you would idsclose it to her before you get married!! 😀
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    Ha ha ha Good answer Big_K 😁.

    ok here goes the next question.

    Q7. Cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing "<Any famous ,hit and popular song from Holllywood, Bollywood, Tollywood..whichever applicable to you.>" And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
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  • raj87verma88

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    shalini_goel14
    'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'
    CE's rule book says that this is a forum for Engineers from all over the world. Using Hindi words or posting something that only a person related to the sub-continent can understand is not fair. What will our other members do, just watch the thread and try to fathom the meaning of the answer. In time they will get bored and leave us. It is unfair on our part. It is my request to everyone, please refrain from using any language other than Hindi.
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    The_Big_K
    @ Rifaa -

    That is still illogical. Too many assumptions, I've made 😉
    See it's that way...Every one always goes for the mother, and :sshhh: other man always goes for the another's damsel in distress. Human nature, there fore, LOGIC
    Scored Again
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    [SPAM]

    @Raj: A suggestion for you(take it or ignore it your wish)- Before giving advice to others, see how many rules you follow made by others. You are incharge of breaking rules in my this thread and durga's "hange me can" thread. Don't expect others to follow RULES until "YOU FOLLOW THEM".

    @Riffa : Before posting further in this thread, go through the rules(mentioned in very first post of this thread) of posting here. No discussions and comments please here. A gentle request better discuss your wife/husband things in CE conference. Here only Qns and answers. Thats all.

    Again and at last Please don't take things seriously but yes follow RULES.

    [/SPAM]
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  • raj87verma88

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    [Spam]This was my first post in your thread so you can't complain about that. Suppose there was no rule against using other languages other than english. Now think how this forum will look like. I will speak in Punjabi, Biggie in Marathi, Ash in Malay, Van Helsing in Italian...and so on. No one will be able to understand each other.
    I could have written this as a message on your profile, but I want everyone to understand this thing. That we are a global community of engineers.
    Peace.
    [Spam]
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    Q7. Cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing "<Any famous ,hit and popular song from Holllywood, Bollywood, Tollywood..whichever applicable to you.>" And the other 2 die immediately. Why?


    Because its a HIT song and cockroaches die of HIT 😁😁😁
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 4, 2009

    Hands up!

    No personal flames!

    -------------------------------

    @ Shalini: Easy, please.
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    The_Big_K
    Yep. I assumed someone would risk his life to save her 😛 . Of course she'll not want to see my face ever but then at least I'd have saved her life.]

    [What a great example of showing how much one loves his wife ;-) . Maybe I'd let her know of my intelligent decision before I jump into water.]
    Hats off biggie for your love on your wife 😁😁😁 lucky girl 😉😉
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    shalini_goel14
    [SPAM]

    @Raj: A suggestion for you(take it or ignore it your wish)- Before giving advice to others, see how many rules you follow made by others. You are incharge of breaking rules in my this thread and durga's "hange me can" thread. Don't expect others to follow RULES until "YOU FOLLOW THEM".

    @Riffa : Before posting further in this thread, go through the rules(mentioned in very first post of this thread) of posting here. No discussions and comments please here. A gentle request better discuss your wife/husband things in CE conference. Here only Qns and answers. Thats all.

    Again and at last Please don't take things seriously but yes follow RULES.

    [/SPAM]
    Comon.. it was a mistake made correct. Biggie said to be illogical, I don't see any Logic in tht.. Besides every one has a tendency not to "Follow the rules".
    Peace😁
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    I got one..
    What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?

    Eh! 😕
    Now, the more I think about this, the more illogical this question becomes. Several ways to answer and I'll count who can come up with most Illogical answer, and I will reward him/her.
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 4, 2009

    Q. What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
    A Spider & a Car -

    Ferrari Spider!

    [​IMG]

    PS: This is my last post in this thread. I'm out of this thread. I'll continue to watch the thread for personal flames.
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    The_Big_K
    Q. What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
    A Spider & a Car -

    Ferrari Spider!

    [​IMG]
    😕 DING.......wrong.
    @ Biggie.....u shud explain with facts.. use the whats written in the question at the first place.
    I'll give one
    If I'm asleep, how the f***K do I know I've eaten a god d***n spider?

    there is more, want it hear it?

    Cheers
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    English-Scared
    Hats off biggie for your love on your wife 😁😁😁 lucky girl 😉😉
    Ha ha ha !!! Good one Scared 😉

    Q7 is answered correctly by Scared. 😀 ok here goes next question.

    Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ? 😁
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  • Differential

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ?
    She loved a Christian guy, wanted to marry him, so changed her religion and so name.

    Am I too illogical? 😀
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    shalini_goel14
    Ha ha ha !!! Good one Scared 😉

    Q7 is answered correctly by Scared. 😀 ok here goes next question.

    Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ? 😁
    Hey make it global !! Indian facts are not known to everyone u know .
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    Rifaa
    Hey make it global !! Indian facts are not known to everyone u know .
    Hi Mr Rifaa,

    You can put any of your globally applied logic(oops illogic) here. It is not necessary that it should match with mine. Thing that matters is your illogical way of thinking. OK 😀.
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  • shiwa436

    MemberFeb 4, 2009

    Q:What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
    ans:
    About SPIDERMAN
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 5, 2009

    shiwa436
    Q:What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
    ans:
    About SPIDERMAN
    EEEE! Wrong. Answer should be Illogic. Still u ppl don't get it do u. Hree's one probable answer

    Presumably the only way I know I have eaten a spider in my sleep is to wake up with the remains of one in my mouth. If such a situation occurs, do you honestly expect me to remember what I'd been dreaming about previously? I don't ~censored~ think so, somehow. I've got half a spider in my mouth.


    get it Dear
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 5, 2009

    shalini_goel14
    Hi Mr Rifaa,

    You can put any of your globally applied logic(oops illogic) here. It is not necessary that it should match with mine. Thing that matters is your illogical way of thinking. OK 😀.
    Now tht's Illogic , Big time....kekekeke
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 5, 2009

    happytohelp2009


    removed

    get off this post dude!! Follow the rules of

    or u'r gonna get it :neutral:
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 7, 2009

    Differential
    She loved a Christian guy, wanted to marry him, so changed her religion and so name.

    Am I too illogical? 😀
    Hey good one Differential but was too much illogical.😉

    Well my answer is:
    Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ?
    Ans: UTI =AXIS now 😉 so Shruti =Shraxis
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 9, 2009

    Here goes the next question.

    Q10 What do computers like to eat ?

    [PS: A request to all Please don't make the thread DEAD. 😔 ]
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 9, 2009

    Q10 What do computers like to eat ?

    Ans: bite ...............................me 😀

    how's tht?
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 9, 2009

    Rifaa
    bite .....me
    [SPAM]

    Good trial Rifaa 😀 but please edit your above post again and copy the question also along with answer 😀.

    [/SPAM]
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  • raj87verma88

    MemberFeb 9, 2009

    Q10 What do computers like to eat ?
    Ans. Chips, preferably if made of Silicon
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 9, 2009

    raj87verma88
    Q10 What do computers like to eat ?
    Ans. Chips, preferably if made of Silicon
    Ah! ;-)
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 9, 2009

    Yes both raj and rifaa have answered the Q10 correctly. 😀
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 9, 2009

    * Looks like most of the CEans here think logically, no one is coming with thier questions 😔 *

    Well here goes another question from my side

    Q11: When does any "Mr Grover" become "Mr Grocer"? 😁
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    MemberFeb 10, 2009

    @Shalini i cant answer your question.
    But here is my question--

    Q12 : Imagine you are in the 10th floor of a building and the building caught fire, You cant jump into the net which is hanging down as there are couple of poisonous snakes in the net. You cant climb to the top stairs as there are tigers waiting for people in the top and the fire is approaching you . How will you escape ??
    😛
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  • Differential

    MemberFeb 10, 2009

    English-Scared
    @Shalini i cant answer your question.
    But here is my question--

    Q12 : Imagine you are in the 10th floor of a building and the building caught fire, You cant jump into the net which is hanging down as there are couple of poisonous snakes in the net. You cant climb to the top stairs as there are tigers waiting for people in the top and the fire is approaching you . How will you escape ??
    😛
    Stop imagining ! 😀
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    MemberFeb 10, 2009

    Thats correct!!! Differential a very soon reply 😀😀
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 10, 2009

    and jump anywhere ....heee heeee heeeee
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 12, 2009

    *bump*

    Some one please answer illogically my this question also 😔


    Q11: When does any "Mr Grover" become "Mr Grocer"? 😁
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 14, 2009

    So no answers for this question 😔 ok No issues here goes mine.

    Q11: When does any "Mr Grover" become "Mr Grocer"?

    Ans: When Mr Grover will run with the speed of light because v=c (speed of light).😁
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 14, 2009

    Here goes another one from my side 😁

    Q12 Which stories barbers used to study in their childhood ?
    😁
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 14, 2009

    Edward scissor hand
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  • durga ch

    MemberFeb 14, 2009

    hair raising
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 14, 2009

    Well may be you both rifaa and durga are right according to you because you guys would have heard such stories in your childhood but I have never heard such stories name ever in my life. 😔
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 16, 2009

    Well here goes my answer.😉

    Q12 Which stories barbers used to study in their childhood ?
    Ans The hare(hair 😁) and the tortoise 😁
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorFeb 16, 2009

    @ Shalini: You are breaking your own rule. Answer to Question 12 was quite logical!
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 16, 2009

    shalini_goel14
    Well may be you both rifaa and durga are right according to you because you guys would have heard such stories in your childhood but I have never heard such stories name ever in my life. 😔
    HEEE HEEEE HEEEE.

    I got one
    Q: if semi-conductors were a human, what would u call him/her?


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  • mechar

    MemberFeb 16, 2009

    why is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 16, 2009

    mechar
    why is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread
    Hey buddy, you have to answer before posting a question.
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 23, 2009

    ok let me make a guess

    Qn Why is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread ?
    Ans because he is waiting for that crowd to be removed so that he can go to his home to make sandwich and eat it. 😁
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 23, 2009

    One more trial

    Q: If semi-conductors were a human, what would you call him/her?
    Ans May be an Alien or kind of robot with emotions making things working the way we cannot even Imagine 😁
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  • durga ch

    MemberFeb 23, 2009

    Q: If semi-conductors were a human, what would you call him/her?
    Ans ROBOT?
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  • durga ch

    MemberFeb 23, 2009

    mechar
    why is a person standing besides a crowded road with a packet of bread
    waiting to cross??
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  • gohm

    MemberFeb 24, 2009

    Whatever it wanted, who'd argue with a living semi-conductor!

    Rifaa
    HEEE HEEEE HEEEE.

    I got one
    Q: if semi-conductors were a human, what would u call him/her?
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 24, 2009

    I guess it will be illogical to call him/her a Bus-Conductor
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 24, 2009

    @rifaa Good answer

    Now one more from my side 😉

    Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends ? 😁
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    MemberFeb 25, 2009

    Polio Frog😁😁
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 25, 2009

    Good trial Scared but not right according to me. 😁
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 25, 2009

    Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends?

    Ans> He's a kick ass frog 😁
    NO!
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  • Differential

    MemberFeb 25, 2009

    shalini_goel14
    @rifaa Good answer

    Now one more from my side 😉

    Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends ? 😁
    Few possible answers.

    a) a loser
    b) Go and Visit Akshay Kumar
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 25, 2009

    ok Good answers everyone 😁

    But mine is bit different 😉

    Qn What will be a frog who cannot jump called by its fellow frog-friends?
    Ans
    hopeless( hop less) :mrgreen;
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  • Rifaa

    MemberFeb 26, 2009

    Hope less is OK, u know why I said kick ass.
    cause his friends has to kick has to make him jump, thus his friends called him kick ass frog.
    So which answer is illogical?
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  • YourTechMate

    MemberFeb 26, 2009

    Why does NEWS PAPER produces sound when it is crushed ?
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    MemberFeb 26, 2009

    because these days news papers are full of Crushes between hero and hero -in's and in India it is full of crushes between the political parties 😉😉.

    so if we crush the crush it hurts
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberFeb 26, 2009

    Qn: Why does NEWS PAPER produces sound when it is crushed ?
    Ans 1 ) May be it get hurts
    2) May be it is a new paper 😉
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    MemberMar 1, 2009

    Answer please ??
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  • Rifaa

    MemberMar 5, 2009

    Q: Why does NEWS PAPER produces sound when it is crushed ?
    Ans: Paper ball
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberMar 7, 2009

    Qn Which is the gate in which no one can ever enter ?
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  • komputergeek

    MemberMar 7, 2009

    Qn Which is the gate in which no one can ever enter ?
    Ans:Colgate
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberMar 7, 2009

    Yes you are right komputergeek 😀
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberMar 8, 2009

    Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?" 😁
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  • silverscorpion

    MemberMar 9, 2009

    Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?" [​IMG]


    Egg came first, because, God found it easy to just drop an egg instead of dropping a chicken and ensuring that it landed safely.
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberMar 9, 2009

    Ha ha ha Good one Scorpion !

    Well my answer is

    Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?"
    Ans Whatever you will order first will come first. 😁
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  • silverscorpion

    MemberMar 10, 2009

    shalini_goel14
    Ha ha ha Good one Scorpion !

    Well my answer is

    Qn What will be your answer for the question -"What will come first, Chicken or egg?"
    Ans Whatever you will order first will come first. 😁
    Well, I'm a veggie and so I'll order neither..😁😁
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberMar 19, 2009

    Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorMar 19, 2009

    shalini_goel14
    Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?

    My guess
    : Shalini got imprisoned.
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberMar 19, 2009

    @Big_K your answer is somewhat correct but you made it in past tense

    Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?
    Ans Correct answer is "You will go to jail" 😁 (Not Shalini 😉 )

    I have one more question in my stupid mind, can anyone put any illogic behind it.
    Qn : Why mother tongue is called as "mother tongue" not as "father tongue" 😕

    PS: I don't know its answer.
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  • raj87verma88

    MemberMar 19, 2009

    Qn : Why mother tongue is called as "mother tongue" not as "father tongue" 😕
    Ans: Fathers rarely speak.
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorMar 19, 2009

    Qn : Why mother tongue is called as "mother tongue" not as "father tongue"

    Answer: Because mother seldom lets father talk.
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  • shalini_goel14

    MemberMar 19, 2009

    Ha ha ha ..Good illogic both of you 😁
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  • durga ch

    MemberMar 19, 2009

    shalini_goel14
    Qn What would be the future tense of "I killed a person"?
    he is dead
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  • raj87verma88

    MemberMar 19, 2009

    durga
    he is dead
    That would be present tense.😎
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  • gohm

    MemberMar 20, 2009

    Right, it would be I am going to...

    not sure why we're talking about this though! 😕
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  • Mayur Pathak

    MemberMar 20, 2009

    Q: The Big K doesn't drink alchohol. What is Big K in this sentence?
    A: (your guesses)

    Q: Why do we have this thread here?
    A: Some body didn't apply a logic.
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    AdministratorMar 20, 2009

    @ Mayurpathak: 'Noun'?
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  • durga ch

    MemberMar 20, 2009

    mayurpathak
    Q: The Big K doesn't drink alchohol. What is Big K in this sentence?
    A: (your guesses)
    non-allcoholic
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  • Mayur Pathak

    MemberMar 22, 2009

    The_Big_K
    @ Mayurpathak: 'Noun'?
    Your guess is as good as mine ;-)
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    MemberMar 23, 2009

    @Mayur : For question 2 the answer could be out of box thinking..
    i mean we are sick of applying logic in all work environment.
    😎
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  • Anil Jain

    MemberMar 23, 2009

    lucturer:- Children in the dark can make mistakes - Give me opposite of the sentence.

    Student:- Mistakes in the dark can make childrens
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  • silverscorpion

    MemberMar 23, 2009

    Is this a question or just a joke??
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    MemberMar 23, 2009

    Here my question:

    On a rainy mid night a girl found hung herself in the room to the ceiling fan.
    Police arrives and one of the police says....

    This is not suicide , this is murder.
    how did he found that out?
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    MemberMar 24, 2009

    No takers??
    believe it is illogical..
    😎
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  • Rifaa

    MemberMar 25, 2009

    I got one
    Q: What did the suicide bomber said after a successful detonation?
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  • raj87verma88

    MemberMar 25, 2009

    Thank god, I didn't blew it up.
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  • Rifaa

    MemberMar 25, 2009

    raj87verma88
    Thank god, I didn't blew it up.
    Um...Yup not bad. what I had in mind is
    Ans: I never wanna do that again...

    and to think the bomber could do it again. kekeke
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