Illogical Questions

Q1: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?
Answer: A fly can fly, but a mosquito can't mosquito .

ok, so Q1 is answered right.

Here goes the next question:😀

Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:

5 + 5 + 5 = 550

Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:

5 + 5 + 5 = 550

Answer: I think single stroke can be used over mid "+" sign between first two 5s to make it 4;so that we get the expression

5 4 5 + 5 = 550

Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:

5 + 5 + 5 = 550

ANS:
You can put a strike over the equal to sign. I cant show it here, but

5 + 5 + 5 IS NOT EQUAL TO 550

problem solved..

Q2: Correct this formula with a single stroke:

5 + 5 + 5 = 550

This is correct no need to correct because it is illogical😁😁

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Warning: Mr Scorpion and Mr Scared will get a tight slap from Shalini next time if they will not follow the rules meant for posting in this thread. So a gentle request to both of you to edit your posts. 😀

@Scorpion & @Scared
1. Post your answer the way rule is made . See examples of Big_K and Mohit.
2. No need of using

tags here if you are following the rule.

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@Scorpion Your answer can also right but it is bit mathematical logic, I asked for illogical thinking. Anyways well done.😀

@Scared Your answer has "No logic at all". I asked to think atleast illogically rather than "No logics" 😉

@Mohit: Your answer is correct what I expected. 😀

@ Shalini : Easy with words, please.

Q. How do you prepare tea in 3 steps?

Q. How do you prepare tea in 3 steps?

A.
1) Do step no. 1
2) Do step no. 2
And finally,
3) Do step no. 3

tada, you have tea.
ain't I clear?

PS - For those who dont know what step 1, step 2 and step 3 are, sorry guys, but you are really pathetic. Quit whatever it is you are doing and learn this first.

Q1. How do you prepare tea in 3 steps?
Answer: Let me also try it 😉

Step 1: First write 'T'
Step 2: Write 'e'
Step 3: write 'a'

Isn't it 'tea' is made.😉

Both of them are good ! 😀
Well here is my answer.
1) Take a cup.
2) Put it under tea machine
3) Press the button
and enjoy your tea. (I think I have to grab a cup RIGHT NOW. 😀 )

Good answer Differential 😀

Next a simpler one here 😀

Q4: What will baby corn ask its mom corn?😁

Q4: What will baby corn ask its mom corn?😁
Answer: About Pop-Corn? Eh :neutral:

ok correct 😀

Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .

Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .

Ans:
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| 3 lines|
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Done.

The_Big_KQ5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .

Ans:
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| 3 lines|
---------

Done.

We want proper rectangle, this rectangle is not closed and what is this broken lines "----" ?. FYI, a rectangle is 4 sided closed polygon. 😁

Take your time but give proper answer. No hurry OK.

Things are supposed to be illogical here, right?

Are you going to say 'wrong answer' until we give you what you want? 😉

[PS: We can't draw straight line here. The figure I tried to draw using dashed lines represents a rectangle]

Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .

I think all rectangles have 3 lines in it.

Okay, here's quite a logical/illogical question -

Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

Good answers both of you Big_K and Scorpion.:-|

Q5: Draw a rectangle with 3 lines in it .
Ans: Well my answer is below:

Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

Answer: Saving myself first is a default answer but after that of course my mother because I can never have a wife 😉. I will always have a husband. Ha ha ha !! 😁

ha, question was gender biased..
So, biggie, with your permission, I'm changing the question. The question is,

Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

I'll say I'll save my own ass...and get a wife and a mother later....kekeke

Well taking question from Scorpion's angle

Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

Answer: I can never have a husband who cannot save his life and then mine and my mother. Shame on such a husband according to me. :neutral: . In such a case quite obvious I will not care for him and will save my life and then my mother. :neutral:

[PS: @Scorpion: Your question doesn't suit in this thread I guess. By the way where is your answer? ]

RifaaI'll say I'll save my own ass...and get a wife and a mother later....kekeke

Dude, when you save someone, your life (and a$$) automatically gets saved in the process. 😲


@ Shalini -

I can never have a husband who cannot save his life and then mine and my mother.

Sorry to say, but that was a B-A-D answer! 😡

If I can save myself, that means I can also have the power to switch with someone and thus save my wife and my mother.

I'd deserve to go down with the ship for booking passage on a ship everyone knows sinks! =)

Okay, here's an answer -

Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

Answer: I'll save my mother because someone else will definitely save my beautiful wife.

Heh Heh 😁

The_Big_KOkay, here's an answer -

Q. You are traveling on the Titanic with your mom & beautiful wife/handsome husband. The Titanic is about to sink and you can save either your wife/husband or your mother. Who would you save? Why?

Answer: I'll save my mother because someone else will definitely save my beautiful wife.

Heh Heh 😁

No fair 😕😕
Tht's LOGIC not ILLOGIC

NOW..NOW... NO CHEATING ( HECK WITH THAT!! U are cheating in ur own game...;-))

@ Rifaa -

That is still illogical. Too many assumptions, I've made 😉

@ BIG K

you meant beautiful wife and some one else resucing her?😛

durga@ BIG K

you meant beautiful wife and some one else resucing her?😛

Yep. I assumed someone would risk his life to save her 😛 . Of course she'll not want to see my face ever but then at least I'd have saved her life.]

[What a great example of showing how much one loves his wife ;-) . Maybe I'd let her know of my intelligent decision before I jump into water.]

It would be awesome if you would idsclose it to her before you get married!! 😀

Ha ha ha Good answer Big_K 😁.

ok here goes the next question.

Q7. Cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing "<Any famous ,hit and popular song from Holllywood, Bollywood, Tollywood..whichever applicable to you.>" And the other 2 die immediately. Why?

shalini_goel14'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'

CE's rule book says that this is a forum for Engineers from all over the world. Using Hindi words or posting something that only a person related to the sub-continent can understand is not fair. What will our other members do, just watch the thread and try to fathom the meaning of the answer. In time they will get bored and leave us. It is unfair on our part. It is my request to everyone, please refrain from using any language other than Hindi.

The_Big_K@ Rifaa -

That is still illogical. Too many assumptions, I've made 😉

See it's that way...Every one always goes for the mother, and :sshhh: other man always goes for the another's damsel in distress. Human nature, there fore, LOGIC
Scored Again

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@Raj: A suggestion for you(take it or ignore it your wish)- Before giving advice to others, see how many rules you follow made by others. You are incharge of breaking rules in my this thread and durga's "hange me can" thread. Don't expect others to follow RULES until "YOU FOLLOW THEM".

@Riffa : Before posting further in this thread, go through the rules(mentioned in very first post of this thread) of posting here. No discussions and comments please here. A gentle request better discuss your wife/husband things in CE conference. Here only Qns and answers. Thats all.

Again and at last Please don't take things seriously but yes follow RULES.

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[Spam]This was my first post in your thread so you can't complain about that. Suppose there was no rule against using other languages other than english. Now think how this forum will look like. I will speak in Punjabi, Biggie in Marathi, Ash in Malay, Van Helsing in Italian...and so on. No one will be able to understand each other.
I could have written this as a message on your profile, but I want everyone to understand this thing. That we are a global community of engineers.
Peace.
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Q7. Cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing "<Any famous ,hit and popular song from Holllywood, Bollywood, Tollywood..whichever applicable to you.>" And the other 2 die immediately. Why?


Because its a HIT song and cockroaches die of HIT 😁😁😁

Hands up!

No personal flames!

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@ Shalini: Easy, please.

The_Big_KYep. I assumed someone would risk his life to save her 😛 . Of course she'll not want to see my face ever but then at least I'd have saved her life.]

[What a great example of showing how much one loves his wife ;-) . Maybe I'd let her know of my intelligent decision before I jump into water.]

Hats off biggie for your love on your wife 😁😁😁 lucky girl 😉😉

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@Raj: A suggestion for you(take it or ignore it your wish)- Before giving advice to others, see how many rules you follow made by others. You are incharge of breaking rules in my this thread and durga's "hange me can" thread. Don't expect others to follow RULES until "YOU FOLLOW THEM".

@Riffa : Before posting further in this thread, go through the rules(mentioned in very first post of this thread) of posting here. No discussions and comments please here. A gentle request better discuss your wife/husband things in CE conference. Here only Qns and answers. Thats all.

Again and at last Please don't take things seriously but yes follow RULES.

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Comon.. it was a mistake made correct. Biggie said to be illogical, I don't see any Logic in tht.. Besides every one has a tendency not to "Follow the rules".
Peace😁

I got one..
What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?

Eh! 😕
Now, the more I think about this, the more illogical this question becomes. Several ways to answer and I'll count who can come up with most Illogical answer, and I will reward him/her.

Q. What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
A Spider & a Car -

Ferrari Spider!



PS: This is my last post in this thread. I'm out of this thread. I'll continue to watch the thread for personal flames.

The_Big_KQ. What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
A Spider & a Car -

Ferrari Spider!

😕 DING.......wrong.
@ Biggie.....u shud explain with facts.. use the whats written in the question at the first place.
I'll give one
If I'm asleep, how the f***K do I know I've eaten a god d***n spider?

there is more, want it hear it?

Cheers

English-ScaredHats off biggie for your love on your wife 😁😁😁 lucky girl 😉😉

Ha ha ha !!! Good one Scared 😉

Q7 is answered correctly by Scared. 😀 ok here goes next question.

Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ? 😁

Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ?

She loved a Christian guy, wanted to marry him, so changed her religion and so name.

Am I too illogical? 😀

shalini_goel14Ha ha ha !!! Good one Scared 😉

Q7 is answered correctly by Scared. 😀 ok here goes next question.

Q9. Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis ? 😁

Hey make it global !! Indian facts are not known to everyone u know .

RifaaHey make it global !! Indian facts are not known to everyone u know .

Hi Mr Rifaa,

You can put any of your globally applied logic(oops illogic) here. It is not necessary that it should match with mine. Thing that matters is your illogical way of thinking. OK 😀.

Q:What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
ans: About SPIDERMAN

shiwa436Q:What did you dream about the last time you ate a spider in your sleep?
ans: About SPIDERMAN

EEEE! Wrong. Answer should be Illogic. Still u ppl don't get it do u. Hree's one probable answer

Presumably the only way I know I have eaten a spider in my sleep is to wake up with the remains of one in my mouth. If such a situation occurs, do you honestly expect me to remember what I'd been dreaming about previously? I don't ~censored~ think so, somehow. I've got half a spider in my mouth.


get it Dear