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  CIVILPRINCESS

  little red ridinghood didn't listen to her mother...
  
  pinnochio was a liar...
  
  robinhood was a thief...
  
  tarzan walked with almost no clothes...
  
  a stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him...
  
  cinderalla sneaked out in the night to attend a party...
  
  these are the stories our parents raised us with and the complain our generation is spoilt! 😛
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  ISHAN TOPRE

  This one is very special to me because a very very special person sent it to me. 😀
  
  Fourth law of thermodynamics" At constant temperature, temperature do not increase nor decrease" 😁
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  narayana murthy

  Pappu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat? . . . . . . . Appu: When you are a mouse.
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  narayana murthy

  Whats d difference between ppl who pray in Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres r damn serious
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  Mannu.

  Examiner : What is Microsoft Excel
  Student : It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.
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  sad_engineer

  Engineering Student spend all their brain, time, days and years just to find x, y and z. . .
  But Medical student in a minute make generations and generations with only x and y. . .
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  BCA_GIRL

  Air & students hv d same mentality
  How?
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  Both r turning d book's pages without reading. 😛
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  BCA_GIRL

  Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed
  is nothing actually....!!
  ...
  ...The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears...!! 😉
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  narayana murthy

  Boy:I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.
  Friend:Then what happened?
  Boy:Nothing finally She married the postman
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  PraveenKumar Purushothaman

  Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
  Your Name_______
  Percentage In SSC_____%
  Gender_____
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  Now Read 'Only' The Answers..! 😁 😁 😉 😛
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  synergynext

  Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop 😛
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  synergynext

  Love me or leave me.
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  Hey,where is everybody going ???
  [😛]
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  PraveenKumar Purushothaman

  Boy: I am not rich like Dileep, I don't even have a bid car like Dileep. But I really love you!
  Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Dileep...
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  ISHAN TOPRE

  praveenscience

  Boy: I am not rich like Dileep, I don't even have a bid car like Dileep. But I really love you!
  Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Dileep...

  How about this? #-Link-Snipped-# 😛
  
  This one was sent to me by GF today.
  
  

  Grand mother was dying, she called her grand son and said:I am leaving you 50 cows, 6 tractors a very big farm and a lots of 26,660 cash.
  
  Grand son (getting happy): Where is everything?
  Grand mother: on facebook farmville, idiot! 😛 😛 😛

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  PraveenKumar Purushothaman

  I tried to mention him only, that's why modified... Lets inform Dileep... 😀
  

  In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
  Saint: I don't have.
  TT: Where do you want to go?
  Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
  TT: Come, lets go!
  Saint: Where?
  TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

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  PraveenKumar Purushothaman

  Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
  
  Student: "Father in law".
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  PraveenKumar Purushothaman

  I got this today...
  

  Can v do romance in the evening today?
  
  I'm in a good mood
  Just a little bit of kissing and biting
  
  reply me soon!
  
  urs lovingly
  
  "MOSQUITO"