Comedies in Religions
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Oct 10, 2024
Oct 10, 2024
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Aha the talk I am going to do is actually comedy. Don't take it seriously anyone. Just chill.
It is a common knowledge that there are 330 million Gods in Hinduism. So there must have been a time in human history when the number of Gods must have been more than the number of worshipers. Just imagine 3-4 Gods for each person. Which religion gives so much personal attention to its followers? :razz:
There became a tough competition between them. One of the conversation between Shiv and a devotee is as follows.
So in management terms, the supply was more than the demand. Gods thought that "This is not a sustainable model!". So what to do? They organised a meeting.
I don't have a Godfather. 😡
(Sorry Lord Ganesh. Nothing personal).
just imagine. There are a few Gods with a high rating while remaining Crores of God are still unknown.
There are Gods, which we let alone worship we do not even respect.
It is a common knowledge that there are 330 million Gods in Hinduism. So there must have been a time in human history when the number of Gods must have been more than the number of worshipers. Just imagine 3-4 Gods for each person. Which religion gives so much personal attention to its followers? :razz:
There became a tough competition between them. One of the conversation between Shiv and a devotee is as follows.
Lord Shiv: I am happy with your penance ask me what you wish.LOL. It seriously began to hit the TRP of various Gods.
Devotee: Make me immortal.
Lord Shiv: This is not possible. It violates nature's law. Ask anything else.
Devotee: Do it or I am going to Lord Vishnu. Do it or its over Shiv, its over.
So in management terms, the supply was more than the demand. Gods thought that "This is not a sustainable model!". So what to do? They organised a meeting.
Lord Bramha concluded, " Now no more Gods, am I clear?" " And yes Kaam dev, please calm yourself. Just do some Yoga and Pranayam. :razz: This is for God's sake!"Personally I feel that just see Lord Ganesh. His Father is a God( Lord Shiv). His mother is a Goddess( Goddess Parvati). So naturally he became a God. Personally I feel that it is not what the "work" you do. But it is just "NetWork" you build.
I don't have a Godfather. 😡
(Sorry Lord Ganesh. Nothing personal).
just imagine. There are a few Gods with a high rating while remaining Crores of God are still unknown.
There are Gods, which we let alone worship we do not even respect.
Once A man was going to put some money in charity box of a " Not so Known God", when his Friend came and said, Hurry man why are you worrying? I just gave Rs.100 to Lord Krishna. They will manage. :razz:Now Hindus are born worshipers. We love to worship. We are hardcore worshipers.
Once my friend asked me hey friend enough of worshiping Gods. Why not worship plants and animals?Nowadays we have a new God of cricket. Sachin Tendulkar. (Balasaheb says, He is a Marathi God no comments, we do not have any branches :razz😀.
I replied. Why not dude. It will be really awesome. Lets start that immidiately.
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