Understanding Engineers
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To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, 'What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'
The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!'
The priest said, 'Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him’. He said, 'Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The green-keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime’.
The group fell silent for a moment. Then the priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight’.
The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them’.
The engineer said, 'Why can't they play at night?'
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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons civil engineers build targets.
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The graduate with a science degree asks, 'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, 'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, 'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with an arts degree asks, 'Do you want fries with that?'
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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, 'It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.'
Another said, 'No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.'
The last one said, 'No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?'
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Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
😛
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, 'What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'
The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!'
The priest said, 'Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him’. He said, 'Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The green-keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime’.
The group fell silent for a moment. Then the priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight’.
The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them’.
The engineer said, 'Why can't they play at night?'
😛
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons civil engineers build targets.
😛
The graduate with a science degree asks, 'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, 'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, 'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with an arts degree asks, 'Do you want fries with that?'
😛
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, 'It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.'
Another said, 'No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.'
The last one said, 'No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?'
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Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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ReyaIts nice😀Engineers rocks😀 -
vinod12345madhuawsome deepak i am sharing them with my friends
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Deepika Bansal
Thank you Vinod.😛vinod12345madhuawsome deepak i am sharing them with my friends
But my name is Deepika. You spelled that wrong. Please make corrections.😀 -
Harshad ItaliyaGood one Deepika.
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Deepika Bansal
Thank you gf....... 😛godfatherGood one Deepika.
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