Some interesting jokes..

@silverscorpion-iJKtdQ • Oct 24, 2024

Oct 24, 2024

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Hi,
I just received this in an e-mail. Very funny, I should say.
I dunno how many of you knew these already. Still, I'm posting some of them.

Some simple and genius revelations, made by students

1) Can't beat this..

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silverscorpion

@silverscorpion-iJKtdQ • Jun 23, 2009

2) Think different..
silverscorpion

@silverscorpion-iJKtdQ • Jun 23, 2009

3) Killer algebra..

Another one:
silverscorpion

@silverscorpion-iJKtdQ • Jun 23, 2009

Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!

Theorem. A cat has nine tails.
Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have
nine tails.

One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x
minus 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, on
Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."

"Explain the shape of a parabola"
Answer: "It's curvy, with a lighter bit at the end and a rather aesthetically pleasing slope
downward towards a pretty flat strait bit..."
silverscorpion

@silverscorpion-iJKtdQ • Jun 23, 2009

And finally...

Always remember to read the fine print..
shalini_goel14

@shalini-goel14-ASmC2J • Jun 23, 2009

silverscorpion
Theorem. A cat has nine tails.
Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have
nine tails.
This one is good reminded me of school days when we used to fool each other by proving 2+2=5:sshhh: , others I guess have images which I can't see right now. 😔
Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Jun 24, 2009

Excellent!!!
Jenette Paul

@jenette-CPSmpw • Jun 9, 2018

I also looking for some interesting joke please recommend me for
saandeep sreerambatla

@saandeep-MxxXlX • Jun 9, 2018

#-Link-Snipped-#â€ Need your attention here, need to remove the link in the above post.

where are my rights?(mod rights)
Kaustubh Katdare

@thebigk • Jun 9, 2018

#-Link-Snipped-#â€ - You seem to have the mod rights already. You should be able to see thread edit / spam and delete buttons on every post. If not, let me know via email and we'll see how it works.Â
Ramani Aswath

@ramani-VR4O43 • Jun 9, 2018

Sandeep may be after seeing all those jokes your your rights left.