Husband 1.0

Gurjeet Singh

Gurjeet Singh

@gurjeet-LUX7B1 Oct 22, 2024
A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,

Dear Tech Support
,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,


Desperate Woman


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Tech Support Reply,


DEAR DESPERATE Madam,


First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html
and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7..0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 under any circumstances (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!


Tech Support

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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    Saandeep Sreerambatla

    @saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M Dec 1, 2009

    Very funny !!
  • sarveshgupta

    sarveshgupta

    @sarveshgupta-txtmu5 Dec 1, 2009

    hahaha....
  • safwan

    safwan

    @safwan-NH7W5Y Dec 1, 2009

    Really very funny Man !! awesome !! ever I have seen !!
  • Sahithi Pallavi

    Sahithi Pallavi

    @sahithi-oJZaYj Dec 2, 2009

    ha ha ha...! very funny...!
  • cooltwins

    cooltwins

    @cooltwins-I5yJpZ Dec 2, 2009

    a really nice one......😁
  • CIVILPRINCESS

    CIVILPRINCESS

    @civilprincess-308hDv Dec 2, 2009

    Haha!
    really funny....😉
  • vishnu priya

    vishnu priya

    @vishnu-priya-L6wLMl Dec 2, 2009

    Good imagination of things,
  • Ashraf HZ

    Ashraf HZ

    @Ash Dec 2, 2009

    Darn hilarious!

    Is Husband 1.0 open source? I'm sure a lot of women would contribute to fix the millions of bugs in them.
  • Gurjeet Singh

    Gurjeet Singh

    @gurjeet-LUX7B1 Dec 2, 2009

    ash
    Darn hilarious!

    Is Husband 1.0 open source? I'm sure a lot of women would contribute to fix the millions of bugs in them.
    hahaha yes so will become a perfect error free husband 😀
  • gohm

    gohm

    @gohm-F3UUpP Dec 3, 2009

    The program can only be as good as the programmer creating the code... laugh

    very funny, thanks for posting