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Anil Jain

Anil Jain

@CrazyBoy Oct 16, 2024
Life always has two choice................

If u have to make urself happy, u gotta hurt someone else.
If u need to make others happy, u gotta hurt urself.

CHOICE IS URS

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  • Anil Jain

    Anil Jain

    @CrazyBoy Oct 13, 2009

    If you fail first, try hard again. If you still fail, consult a tech friend

    ... and if you still fail?
    Then the tech friend was a failure :-D
  • Anil Jain

    Anil Jain

    @CrazyBoy Oct 13, 2009

    There are two perfectly good women, one dead, and the other unborn

    All Madam's - No offence means, please take this in lighter way.
  • Anil Jain

    Anil Jain

    @CrazyBoy Oct 13, 2009

    Nothing matters... As long as what matters is nothing
  • Anil Jain

    Anil Jain

    @CrazyBoy Oct 13, 2009

    "The darkest hour of the night is only 60 minutes long."
  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    Saandeep Sreerambatla

    @saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M Oct 13, 2009

    This is funny and no offences please 😀

    A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."
  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    Saandeep Sreerambatla

    @saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M Oct 13, 2009

    Have no fear of perfection -- you 'll never reach it 😀
  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    Saandeep Sreerambatla

    @saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M Oct 13, 2009

    Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    Saandeep Sreerambatla

    @saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M Oct 13, 2009

    This is really good!!

    "I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours"
  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    Saandeep Sreerambatla

    @saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M Oct 13, 2009

    I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

  • CIVILPRINCESS

    CIVILPRINCESS

    @civilprincess-308hDv Oct 14, 2009

    English-Scared
    I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

    nice one.....😁 😁 😁 😁 😁
  • cooltwins

    cooltwins

    @cooltwins-I5yJpZ Oct 14, 2009

    If you fail for the first time then sky diving is surely not for you.....
  • CIVILPRINCESS

    CIVILPRINCESS

    @civilprincess-308hDv Oct 14, 2009

    where there is a will......there are 500 relatives.....😀
  • Mangesh6688

    Mangesh6688

    @mangesh6688-2pfEFZ Oct 14, 2009

    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking!!