Funny Equations

Manish Goyal

Manish Goyal

@manish-r2Hoep Oct 25, 2024
SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie.

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol..



Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film

Reading mails all the time + no replies = Silence of the Lamb!

Software Engineer, Qualified Employee + No Work = Forwards

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  • devesh

    devesh

    @devesh-f6jAzZ Jan 21, 2010

    Courtesy : Silicon India... 😀
  • Kamlesh Dahale

    Kamlesh Dahale

    @kamlesh-dahale-8wNjxG Jan 21, 2010

    😁😁😁Really funny😁😁😁
  • cooltwins

    cooltwins

    @cooltwins-I5yJpZ Jan 21, 2010

    funny 😁
  • CIVILPRINCESS

    CIVILPRINCESS

    @civilprincess-308hDv Jan 22, 2010

    ha ha really cool 😁
  • Pensu

    Pensu

    @pensu-8tNeGU Jan 22, 2010

    nice one dude...
  • Guttu

    Guttu

    @guttu-Udy454 Jan 22, 2010

    Funny. though I don't agree with this

    Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
    He's got talent but is not confident. He is getting confident.