Dumb Criminals.
they do their stuff, and drop such easy clues, that within minutes they will find the cops at their necks.
But forget the cops, even the ordinary people can run them down to ground, if they decided to snoop around themselves.
here i have got a classmate of mine, who is currently working in infy, and desperately wants to move to a core job. He had his resume posted in many job portals, and this is what he got:
read it, its quite funny: