Death Consultancy

yesterday i was watching a movie ,there was a dialogue in that movie "Are you a death consultant?"

After hearing this , i was not able to control my laughing .Guys just think if there would be death consultancy service ?what they will suggest?

say there is a person who wants to commit suicide,so he went to some death consultant ,what he will suggest?

Sir if you will fall from building then your family will not get insurance money ,instead you should commit suicide in way that it should looks like a real accident.

Here we can also talk about professionalism of a consultant ,instead of stopping him ,he will force him please commit suicide in this way or that way?