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  • Brain vs Girlfrend

    Updated: Oct 24, 2024
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    Putting one more time pass mail.


    Brain v/s GF







    No prices for guessing who won at last. Nice one..........*









    Akash was waiting for his love ....









    "30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"







    "Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody and stuff .... oh there she is"







    "Scold her OK?", his brain advised.







    "OK I will try"





    Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "I’m sorry honey .. I was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you"







    "What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain ... "she would have had a nervous breakdown"







    Akash ignored his brain .. "It’s OK honey .. its only half an hour . no problem"







    She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember what occasion is today"







    "OMG!!!", thought Akash .....







    "Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"







    Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different parts ..







    parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete memory scan.









    Sheetal stared at Akash .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2 minutes now ... u OK?"







    "Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought"







    "No records found", said the brain ...







    "Da**mn!!", thought Akash







    "So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.







    Akash is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?".. said the brain







    "OK OK ...stop pushing me"







    "Honey .. U know my lousy memory.. I guess I can't recall what today is"











    "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", she shouted ... and started crying.







    "How could you forget!! ..... it’s my doggy's birthday"







    "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"







    A moment of silence.







    His entire brain staff was laughing at him.







    Akash was dumbfounded.







    "What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he asked his brain.







    "Damage control sequence initialized ... don't worry our specialist will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"







    "Better do it fast ..brainy"







    The brain was working at 90% capacity .... gathering and analyzing all data on 'How to handle women?'







    Finally an answer was computed and communicated to Akash.







    He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggy's bday ..



    how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"







    She looked up with utter surprise ...







    "HUH!!!!!!! ........ Doggy is the name of my cat you je**rk"







    She stood up angrily and left.







    Akash and his brain were left there clueless.



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  • aj_onduty

    MemberNov 1, 2010

    So, the day is safe!!! Thanks to the luck of that boy!!!
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  • aj_onduty

    MemberNov 1, 2010

    Frooty, its a nice one!
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    MemberNov 1, 2010

    Very nice 😀

    Haven't read it earlier 😀
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  • Sahithi Pallavi

    MemberNov 1, 2010

    ha ha!! Nice one!!
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  • Manish Goyal

    MemberNov 1, 2010

    ha ha
    very nice
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  • sushant005

    MemberNov 1, 2010

    really very nice.....
    haaa
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  • whiz.kid.aniket

    MemberNov 1, 2010

    Funny indeed!!
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  • Pensu

    MemberNov 1, 2010

    haha...really funny....!!
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  • Morningdot Hablu

    MemberNov 1, 2010

    Nice one..!
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  • BCA_GIRL

    MemberNov 1, 2010

    I really enjoyed it!!!
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  • Leo

    MemberNov 2, 2010

    From where you get such funny stuff.
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