Brain vs Girlfrend
Question asked by Radhika Deshpande in #Coffee Room on Nov 1, 2010
Radhika Deshpande 路 Nov 1, 2010
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Putting one more time pass mail.
Brain v/s GF
No prices for guessing who won at last. Nice one..........*
Akash was waiting for his love ....
"30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"
"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody and stuff .... oh there she is"
"Scold her OK?", his brain advised.
"OK I will try"
Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "I鈥檓 sorry honey .. I was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you"
"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain ... "she would have had a nervous breakdown"
Akash ignored his brain .. "It鈥檚 OK honey .. its only half an hour . no problem"
She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember what occasion is today"
"OMG!!!", thought Akash .....
"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"
Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different parts ..
parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete memory scan.
Sheetal stared at Akash .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2 minutes now ... u OK?"
"Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought"
"No records found", said the brain ...
"Da**mn!!", thought Akash
"So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.
Akash is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?".. said the brain
"OK OK ...stop pushing me"
"Honey .. U know my lousy memory.. I guess I can't recall what today is"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", she shouted ... and started crying.
"How could you forget!! ..... it鈥檚 my doggy's birthday"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A moment of silence.
His entire brain staff was laughing at him.
Akash was dumbfounded.
"What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he asked his brain.
"Damage control sequence initialized ... don't worry our specialist will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"
"Better do it fast ..brainy"
The brain was working at 90% capacity .... gathering and analyzing all data on 'How to handle women?'
Finally an answer was computed and communicated to Akash.
He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggy's bday ..
how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"
She looked up with utter surprise ...
"HUH!!!!!!! ........ Doggy is the name of my cat you je**rk"
She stood up angrily and left.
Akash and his brain were left there clueless.
😀😀 Posted in: #Coffee Room
Brain v/s GF
No prices for guessing who won at last. Nice one..........*
Akash was waiting for his love ....
"30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"
"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody and stuff .... oh there she is"
"Scold her OK?", his brain advised.
"OK I will try"
Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "I鈥檓 sorry honey .. I was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you"
"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain ... "she would have had a nervous breakdown"
Akash ignored his brain .. "It鈥檚 OK honey .. its only half an hour . no problem"
She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember what occasion is today"
"OMG!!!", thought Akash .....
"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"
Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different parts ..
parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete memory scan.
Sheetal stared at Akash .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2 minutes now ... u OK?"
"Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought"
"No records found", said the brain ...
"Da**mn!!", thought Akash
"So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.
Akash is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?".. said the brain
"OK OK ...stop pushing me"
"Honey .. U know my lousy memory.. I guess I can't recall what today is"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", she shouted ... and started crying.
"How could you forget!! ..... it鈥檚 my doggy's birthday"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A moment of silence.
His entire brain staff was laughing at him.
Akash was dumbfounded.
"What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he asked his brain.
"Damage control sequence initialized ... don't worry our specialist will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"
"Better do it fast ..brainy"
The brain was working at 90% capacity .... gathering and analyzing all data on 'How to handle women?'
Finally an answer was computed and communicated to Akash.
He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggy's bday ..
how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"
She looked up with utter surprise ...
"HUH!!!!!!! ........ Doggy is the name of my cat you je**rk"
She stood up angrily and left.
Akash and his brain were left there clueless.
😀😀 Posted in: #Coffee Room
aj_onduty 路 Nov 1, 2010
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So, the day is safe!!! Thanks to the luck of that boy!!!
aj_onduty 路 Nov 1, 2010
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Frooty, its a nice one!
Saandeep Sreerambatla 路 Nov 1, 2010
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Very nice 馃榾
Haven't read it earlier 馃榾
Haven't read it earlier 馃榾
Sahithi Pallavi 路 Nov 1, 2010
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ha ha!! Nice one!!
Manish Goyal 路 Nov 1, 2010
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ha ha
very nice
very nice
sushant005 路 Nov 1, 2010
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really very nice.....
haaa
haaa
whiz.kid.aniket 路 Nov 1, 2010
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Funny indeed!!
Pensu 路 Nov 1, 2010
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haha...really funny....!!
mohit007kumar00 路 Nov 1, 2010
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Nice one..!
BCA_GIRL 路 Nov 1, 2010
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I really enjoyed it!!!
Leo 路 Nov 3, 2010
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From where you get such funny stuff.
