You know you're an engineer if - One Liners

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  Ramani Aswath

  You know that you are an engineer... When you start tightening the loose screw on the chair as you sit facing the interview committee.
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  Anoop Mathew

  1. You know that you are an Electronics 'crack' engineer...if you're thinking of P and N Junction while doing your thing! 😖
  2. You know that you are a Chemical 'burp' Engineer...if you stink of organic gases!
  3. You know that you are a Biotech 'foren-sick' Engineer...if you can poke your nose with your fingers and later decipher the bacteria present in it!
  4. You know that you are a Computer 'savvy' Engineer...if you can sit all night and program in some crazy language know only to computers!
  5. You know that you are a Mechanical 'weird' engineer...if you can spend the entire day with grease all over your hands and dirt on your back!
  6. You know you are a Crazy Engineer if...well isn't it obvious - you read this entire post hoping to find something crazy!!!
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  Sanyam Khurana

  You know you're an Engineer when you can solve the most difficult questions on Differential Calculus, but don't know what date it is 😔
  
  Every time , in exams it happens with me. Always, asking what date it is.
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  optimystix

  From my 1st year of engineering, I can recall one particular line that I have heard on several occasions from different people and that was (on similar lines to the thread title)-
  
  "You are not an engineer if you don't get a KT (abbreviation for 'keep terms' in Mumbai University)"
  
  Not a statement I would like to endorse though 😛
  
  Just came to my mind, so shared it 😀
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  rahul69

  U know that u are an engineer if --- u start the study on the night before exam 😁
  if---ur parents expect u to repair every household appliance😁
  if---u could speak on a topic continuously, without having a slightest idea about, what the topic really is !! 😁😁
  Engineers Rock!😁
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  Manish Goyal

  You know that you are an engineer, if you can find effective solutions for a Problem
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  Aadit Kapoor

  You know that you are an engineer if you devote your whole mind into the work you do like if you are a computer engineer then you give 100% to computers.You are an engineer when you love the work you do and give your best!
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  Ankita Katdare

  Great replies, folks!
  Here's one my friend told me -
  You know you're an engineer if ... your wife adds "...and give me the short version" to the end of any question about how something works!