Why are Engineers crazy?
Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he/she realizes he/she doesn't have the charisma to be an
undertaker.
Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.
Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year.
Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold a road map the wrong way.
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A: When he/she realizes he/she doesn't have the charisma to be an
undertaker.
Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.
Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year.
Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold a road map the wrong way.
Add more.. 😉
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Saandeep SreerambatlaHow can you make an Engineer interested in something?
A: Say them this has high probability to break than to be alright.
Hoe can you make Engineer solve a problem?
A: Say them nobody have done it! (This one I have read somewhere in AKD's post here or on her blog)
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