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@cooltwins-I5yJpZ Oct 22, 2024
A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates..
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to
admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not ?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken
robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ....

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming
voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.


God consults his ledger & says to the Priest:
Please take this cotton
robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul
mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden
scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name &
goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.
'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people
PRAYED'

It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    Saandeep Sreerambatla

    @saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M Oct 12, 2009

    Wonderful!!!
  • cooltwins

    cooltwins

    @cooltwins-I5yJpZ Oct 12, 2009

    A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates..
    Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

    God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to
    admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not ?

    The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

    God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken
    robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ....

    Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming
    voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.


    God consults his ledger & says to the Priest:
    Please take this cotton
    robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

    'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul
    mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden
    scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name &
    goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

    'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.
    'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people
    PRAYED'

    It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.😎
  • Sahithi Pallavi

    Sahithi Pallavi

    @sahithi-oJZaYj Oct 12, 2009

    Good story..!
  • CIVILPRINCESS

    CIVILPRINCESS

    @civilprincess-308hDv Oct 12, 2009

    a nice read....