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Stupidity has no limits!


Examples Of Stupid Questions that People Ask

1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask:
... "Are You Sleeping?"
(No! I'm Trying to Die?)

2. When It's Raining & Someone Notices You going Out, they Ask:
"Are You Going Out In this Rain?"
(No, In The Next one.)

3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline:
"Where are you?"
! (At the Bus Stop!)

4. They See you Wet Coming from the Bathroom:
"Did You Just Have A Bath?"
(No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)

5. You are Standing Right In Front Of the Elevator On The Ground Floor & they Ask:
"Going Up?"
(No, No, I'm Waiting for My Apartment to Come Down & Get Me.)

6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for your Sweetheart, they Ask:
"Are those Flowers?"
(No Baby! They are Carrots.)

7. You are On The Queue to Buy Tickets at the Cinema, A Friend Saw You & Asks,
"What are you Doing Here?"
(I'm Here to Pay My College Fees.)

Replies

  • Ramani Aswath
    Ramani Aswath
    6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for your Sweetheart, they Ask:
    "Are those Flowers?"
    (No Baby! They are Carrots.)
    Prashanth, 'They'? If you have more than one sweetheart, better take flowers (even carrots) separately.
  • prashpan
    prashpan
    bioramani
    Prashanth, 'They'? If you have more than one sweetheart, better take flowers (even carrots) separately.
    nice 👍
  • Prashanth_p@cchi
    Prashanth_p@cchi
    bioramani
    Prashanth, 'They'? If you have more than one sweetheart, better take flowers (even carrots) separately.
    😁. Thanks for the advice Sir! I will keep it in mind.😛.
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    bioramani
    Prashanth, 'They'? If you have more than one sweetheart, better take flowers (even carrots) separately.
    (even carrots) separately. LOL....
  • Prashanth_p@cchi
    Prashanth_p@cchi
    ianoop
    (even carrots) separately. LOL....
    LOL 😛

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