Stupidity has no limits!
Examples Of Stupid Questions that People Ask
1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask:
... "Are You Sleeping?"
(No! I'm Trying to Die?)
2. When It's Raining & Someone Notices You going Out, they Ask:
"Are You Going Out In this Rain?"
(No, In The Next one.)
3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline:
"Where are you?"
! (At the Bus Stop!)
4. They See you Wet Coming from the Bathroom:
"Did You Just Have A Bath?"
(No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)
5. You are Standing Right In Front Of the Elevator On The Ground Floor & they Ask:
"Going Up?"
(No, No, I'm Waiting for My Apartment to Come Down & Get Me.)
6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for your Sweetheart, they Ask:
"Are those Flowers?"
(No Baby! They are Carrots.)
7. You are On The Queue to Buy Tickets at the Cinema, A Friend Saw You & Asks,
"What are you Doing Here?"
(I'm Here to Pay My College Fees.)
