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some funny full forms of IT compnies....

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
8. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
9. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
10. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
11. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
12. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
13. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
14. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
15. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
16. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
17. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chat
that is the reason that i m not joining these companies

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  • zia.sepsis
    zia.sepsis
    shashank734
    1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
    2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
    3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
    4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
    5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
    6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
    7. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
    8. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
    9. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
    10. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
    11. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
    12. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
    13. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
    14. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
    15. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
    16. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
    17. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chat
    that is the reason that i m not joining these companies
    This is not a place for this kind of posts....😕
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Thread moved to Chit Chat section.
  • Aashish Joshi
    Aashish Joshi
    Two more:

    MICROSOFT : Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

    WINDOWS : Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
  • shashank734
    shashank734
    Re: Two more:

    that's nice i'll add those in my collection...
  • Rajni Jain
    Rajni Jain
    grin grin...

    Its not at all funny for engineers. :evil:
  • spp
    spp
    that's very funny buddy...
  • itchap
    itchap
    Old stuff dude seen it earlier........😀
  • swapnakumar
    swapnakumar
    cool man its quite humorous as long as you are not part of these companies
  • Sahithi Pallavi
    Sahithi Pallavi
    ha ha ha...so funny stuff yaar.


    WINNERS DONT DO DIFFERENT THINGS...THEY DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY....
  • shashank734
    shashank734
    Thanks for response it's just joke.
    Never takes it seriously cause everyone knowes they are best in their fields...
  • Paritosh222
    Paritosh222
    great man especially that TCS ha ha ha
  • vishnu priya
    vishnu priya
    Do people sit and think on these??great imagination power!
  • shashank734
    shashank734
    thanks for response.....

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