Rules

Radhika Deshpande

Radhika Deshpande

@radhika-o4Adk0 Oct 8, 2024
In the World of Romance, ONE Single Rule Applies to the Men:


Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with
Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS


You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy
(-2)
Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY


You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the
colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT


You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE


You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawa
iian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION


She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION


When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks
like a concerned __ex-pression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
Now what chance do you have???
😁😁😁

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  • aj_onduty

    aj_onduty

    @aj-onduty-BvuwMK Oct 20, 2010

    I take a vow
    I am going to stay a bachelor till the end of my life!!!!!! (Bhishma Bhishma.... flowers raining from the heavens.. hearing cries from the heaven...)
  • Leo

    Leo

    @leo-ZJQlmh Oct 20, 2010

    I think its just you think that way Frooty, if every women is just like that then today every man would have been a bachelor. I feel everything listed above, most of it is bakwaas.
  • Radhika Deshpande

    Radhika Deshpande

    @radhika-o4Adk0 Oct 20, 2010

    Leo
    I think its just you think that way Frooty, if every women is just like that then today every man would have been a bachelor. I feel everything listed above, most of it is bakwaas.
    It is just for fun. Nothing else . Dont take it so seriously 😀
  • aj_onduty

    aj_onduty

    @aj-onduty-BvuwMK Oct 20, 2010

    Leo,
    This is just the wishlist of all the girls. If girls say that these are their rules, I would say that rules are to be broken!!!
  • Leo

    Leo

    @leo-ZJQlmh Oct 21, 2010

    The smarter i try to become the dumber i look.
  • Manish Goyal

    Manish Goyal

    @manish-r2Hoep Oct 21, 2010

    lolz

    very nice.
  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    Saandeep Sreerambatla

    @saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M Oct 21, 2010

    Excellent list 😀

    Very nice!!
  • Reya

    Reya

    @reya-SMihdC Oct 21, 2010

    Nice one😀