Ode to CAT

(*Please read in the tune of the famous hindi song Kabhi khushi kabhi gam from K3G)


Aa aa aa aa aa aa, kabhi jyada kabhi kam
Kare galtiya hum, kabhi jyada kabhi kam
Aa aa aa, aa aa aa, aa aa aa aa

14 threeza 45 banaya..
39 ko bhi prime number paya..

aise blunders karoon main to har dam
Yeh hai mere karam, kabhi jyada kabhi kam
kare galtiya hum, kabhi jyada kabhi kam

Sudhar na paenge hum, kabhi jyada kabhi kam

Salo saal techer ne tables rataye..
Calculations kar kar ke registers bharae...
Oh, Salo saal techer ne tables rataye..
Calculations kar kar ke registers bharae...

Phir bhi ki galtiya... choti-badi galtiye (2)
Marks hote gaye mere bas kam aur kam..
Yeh hai mere karam, kabhi jyada kabhi kam
Na sudhar paenge hum, kabhi jyada kabhi kam

Yeh maths jo hai, strong point hai mera
Isne hi lekin sab pe paani hain fera...

Oh, Yeh maths jo hai, strong point hai mera
Isne hi lekin sab pe paani hain fera...

Galtiyo se meri main seekhta hi nahi..

Galtiyo se meri main seekhta hi nahi..

Aaye jaaye bhale koi mausam

Yeh hai mere karam, kabhi jyada kabhi kam

Na sudhar paenge hum, kabhi jyada kabhi kam

23 ka square 539 aaya
10 ke cube ko 3 digit ka paaya

23 ka square 539 aaya
10 ke cube ko 3 digit ka paaya

Aise blunders karoon main to har dam

Yeh hai mere karam, kabhi jyada kabhi kam

Na sudhar paenge hum, kabhi jyada kabhi kam

(*Now starting on the original sad version Kya bebasi hain ye..)

Kya bebasi hain ye kya majbooriya...
CAT paas hain firbhi itni hain galtiya...
Padhu Jee Jaan se....
Laadhu toofan se...
Sochu ye aur karu...
ab ye orkutting band...

Ye hai mere karam kabhi jyada kabhi kam...
Na Har manenge hum..
Chalo maths padhne Aanam!

Na har manenge hum Chalo maths padhne Sanam!


'In fond memory of all those marks that I (and the mankind)lost because of silly calculation mistakes!!'
-KGV