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Kaustubh Katdare
Kaustubh Katdare • Dec 14, 2005

My Favorite One Liner !

Fellas,

Let’s collect funniest, wittiest one liners. You find them everywhere from Parties to Email signatures. Let us gather them here 😁

Rules (oops!)

1.Post no more than 2 one liners.
2.Only the best ones that you know; avoid Google.
3. Only funny one liners !

I’ll set the ball rolling-

-β€œI don’t believe in Miracles, I rely on them”

-The Big K-
Jerry
Jerry • Dec 22, 2005
Here's Mine~

Here comes my fav. one liner -

I am not that useless ...i can be used as a bad example :wink:
Swati
Swati • Dec 22, 2005
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Hows this 😁
chk this out.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
tirtho_123
tirtho_123 • Jan 5, 2006
The best way to express yourself is to keep silent!
Neha
Neha • Mar 15, 2006
fav one liner

nothing is impossible as impossible also says i m possible.

nobody is perfect.well i am nobody.

i was born intelligent but education ruined me.
sttepz
sttepz • Mar 15, 2006
I am a bomb technician, If u see me running, try to keep up!!

I wanted to change the world... but they wouldn't give me the Source Code!!

more than one mouse is mice...
more than one spouse is spice...

Where there's a will, I want to be in it...
[SIZE=-1]I was born intelligent, but education ruined me😁😁[/SIZE]
Kaustubh Katdare
Kaustubh Katdare • May 25, 2006
Murphy's Law

"Everything takes longer than you expect."
- Murphy.
Here is mine

You have to give up something in order to get something
my contribution! πŸ˜€

If you fail to plan then you plan to fail.
Kaustubh Katdare
Kaustubh Katdare • Sep 25, 2006
Quote from the boss

'Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say"

😁😁

-The BIg K-
Mayur Pathak
Mayur Pathak • Sep 28, 2006
One more One Liner !

"Regular Naps prevent old age, Especially when you take them while driving"
raj87verma88
raj87verma88 • Jan 7, 2009
Come via-AGRA and you will see man's greatest erection for a woman.
MaRo
MaRo • Jan 7, 2009
Good artists copy, great artists steal.

Steve Jobs & Pablo Picasso.

In my lab 😁
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" Dont trust anybody"
Kaustubh Katdare
Kaustubh Katdare • Jan 8, 2009
My dad says -

"Power cannot be expressed unless misutilized".
Spiderman says " Great Power,brings great responsibility"
Mayur Pathak
Mayur Pathak • Jan 9, 2009
"I'm what you are not" -- The Big K
Kaustubh Katdare
Kaustubh Katdare • Jan 9, 2009
mayurpathak
"I'm what you are not" -- The Big K
😁 Yeah, that's my own discovery. That is the slogan on my 2[sup]nd[/sup] CE T Shirt.

My First CE T-Shirt says "Sorry! I'm Busy". 😁
If i owe a CE t-shirt it will bear the following one liner : "Never do for free what you are good at"
Mayur Pathak
Mayur Pathak • Jan 14, 2009
This one is from 'The Departed'. I dont know the exact words Anthony Hopkins uttered, but this is what he said...

"As a kid, my mumma always told me, In this game when you grow up... you can either be a cop or you can be a criminal. Now I say that when you are facing a loaded gun... whats the difference?" 😁

Awesome line!
well the most dashing and absurd one liner i heard is "rishtey mein hum tumahaare baap laagte hain"
Differential
Differential • Jan 15, 2009
This is a punchline of Infosys that I like.
"Powered by Intellect, driven by values"

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