My Favorite One Liner !

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  Jerry

  Here's Mine~
  
  Here comes my fav. one liner -
  
  I am not that useless ...i can be used as a bad example :wink:
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  Swati

  Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  
  Hows this 😁
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  Mithil.Deshmukh

  chk this out.
  
  Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
  
  They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
  
  Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
  
  I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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  tirtho_123

  The best way to express yourself is to keep silent!
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  Neha

  fav one liner
  
  nothing is impossible as impossible also says i m possible.
  
  nobody is perfect.well i am nobody.
  
  i was born intelligent but education ruined me.
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  sttepz

  I am a bomb technician, If u see me running, try to keep up!!
  
  I wanted to change the world... but they wouldn't give me the Source Code!!
  
  more than one mouse is mice...
  more than one spouse is spice...
  
  Where there's a will, I want to be in it...
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  Anil Jain

  [SIZE=-1]I was born intelligent, but education ruined me😁😁[/SIZE]
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  Kaustubh Katdare

  Murphy's Law
  
  "Everything takes longer than you expect."
  - Murphy.
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  AlameluKrishnan

  Here is mine
  
  You have to give up something in order to get something
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  integratdbrains

  my contribution! 😀
  
  If you fail to plan then you plan to fail.
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  Kaustubh Katdare

  Quote from the boss
  
  'Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say"
  
  😁😁
  
  -The BIg K-
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  Mayur Pathak

  One more One Liner !
  
  "Regular Naps prevent old age, Especially when you take them while driving"
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  raj87verma88

  Come via-AGRA and you will see man's greatest erection for a woman.
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  MaRo

  Good artists copy, great artists steal.
  
  Steve Jobs & Pablo Picasso.
  
  In my lab 😁
  #-Link-Snipped-#
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  sauravgoswami

  " Dont trust anybody"
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  Kaustubh Katdare

  My dad says -
  
  "Power cannot be expressed unless misutilized".
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  sauravgoswami

  Spiderman says " Great Power,brings great responsibility"
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  Mayur Pathak

  "I'm what you are not" -- The Big K
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  Kaustubh Katdare

  mayurpathak

  "I'm what you are not" -- The Big K

  😁 Yeah, that's my own discovery. That is the slogan on my 2[sup]nd[/sup] CE T Shirt.
  
  My First CE T-Shirt says "Sorry! I'm Busy". 😁
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  sauravgoswami

  If i owe a CE t-shirt it will bear the following one liner : "Never do for free what you are good at"
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  Mayur Pathak

  This one is from 'The Departed'. I dont know the exact words Anthony Hopkins uttered, but this is what he said...
  
  "As a kid, my mumma always told me, In this game when you grow up... you can either be a cop or you can be a criminal. Now I say that when you are facing a loaded gun... whats the difference?" 😁
  
  Awesome line!
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  sauravgoswami

  well the most dashing and absurd one liner i heard is "rishtey mein hum tumahaare baap laagte hain"
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  Differential

  This is a punchline of Infosys that I like.
  "Powered by Intellect, driven by values"