15 Jan 2009

My Favorite One Liner !

Fellas,

Let’s collect funniest, wittiest one liners. You find them everywhere from Parties to Email signatures. Let us gather them here 😁

Rules (oops!)

1.Post no more than 2 one liners.
2.Only the best ones that you know; avoid Google.
3. Only funny one liners !

I’ll set the ball rolling-

-“I don’t believe in Miracles, I rely on them”

-The Big K-
Jerry

Jerry

Branch Unspecified
13 years ago
Here's Mine~

Here comes my fav. one liner -

I am not that useless ...i can be used as a bad example :wink:
Swati

Swati

Branch Unspecified
13 years ago
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Hows this 😁
Mithil.Deshmukh

Mithil.Deshmukh

Branch Unspecified
13 years ago
chk this out.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
tirtho_123

tirtho_123

Branch Unspecified
13 years ago
The best way to express yourself is to keep silent!
Neha

Neha

Branch Unspecified
13 years ago
fav one liner

nothing is impossible as impossible also says i m possible.

nobody is perfect.well i am nobody.

i was born intelligent but education ruined me.
sttepz

sttepz

Branch Unspecified
13 years ago
I am a bomb technician, If u see me running, try to keep up!!

I wanted to change the world... but they wouldn't give me the Source Code!!

more than one mouse is mice...
more than one spouse is spice...

Where there's a will, I want to be in it...
13 years ago
[SIZE=-1]I was born intelligent, but education ruined me😁😁[/SIZE]
12 years ago
Murphy's Law

"Everything takes longer than you expect."
- Murphy.
AlameluKrishnan

AlameluKrishnan

Branch Unspecified
12 years ago
Here is mine

You have to give up something in order to get something
integratdbrains

integratdbrains

Branch Unspecified
12 years ago
my contribution! 😀

If you fail to plan then you plan to fail.
12 years ago
Quote from the boss

'Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say"

😁😁

-The BIg K-
mayurpathak

mayurpathak

Branch Unspecified
12 years ago
One more One Liner !

"Regular Naps prevent old age, Especially when you take them while driving"
raj87verma88

raj87verma88

Branch Unspecified
10 years ago
Come via-AGRA and you will see man's greatest erection for a woman.
MaRo

MaRo

Branch Unspecified
10 years ago
Good artists copy, great artists steal.

Steve Jobs & Pablo Picasso.

In my lab 😁
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sauravgoswami

sauravgoswami

Electronic
10 years ago
" Dont trust anybody"
10 years ago
My dad says -

"Power cannot be expressed unless misutilized".
sauravgoswami

sauravgoswami

Electronic
10 years ago
Spiderman says " Great Power,brings great responsibility"
mayurpathak

mayurpathak

Branch Unspecified
10 years ago
"I'm what you are not" -- The Big K
10 years ago
mayurpathak
"I'm what you are not" -- The Big K
😁 Yeah, that's my own discovery. That is the slogan on my 2[sup]nd[/sup] CE T Shirt.

My First CE T-Shirt says "Sorry! I'm Busy". 😁
sauravgoswami

sauravgoswami

Electronic
10 years ago
If i owe a CE t-shirt it will bear the following one liner : "Never do for free what you are good at"
mayurpathak

mayurpathak

Branch Unspecified
10 years ago
This one is from 'The Departed'. I dont know the exact words Anthony Hopkins uttered, but this is what he said...

"As a kid, my mumma always told me, In this game when you grow up... you can either be a cop or you can be a criminal. Now I say that when you are facing a loaded gun... whats the difference?" 😁

Awesome line!
sauravgoswami

sauravgoswami

Electronic
10 years ago
well the most dashing and absurd one liner i heard is "rishtey mein hum tumahaare baap laagte hain"
Differential

Differential

Branch Unspecified
10 years ago
This is a punchline of Infosys that I like.
"Powered by Intellect, driven by values"

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