Lemon Juice

Kaustubh Katdare

Kaustubh Katdare

@thebigk Oct 25, 2024
[FONT=&quot]Source: Email Forward 😛

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around
that they offered a Rs 10,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until
all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who
could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people
like weightlifters, wrestlers, body builders, etc had tried over time, but
nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a safari
suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the
laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed
away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist
around the lemon and 5-6 drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the
bartender paid the Rs 10,000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a
living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"

"No," replied the man.

"I work as a project manager in a software company!" [/FONT]

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  • whiz.kid.aniket

    whiz.kid.aniket

    @whizkidaniket-5IiBCq Sep 29, 2010

    "I work as a project manager in a software company!"
    lol.....
  • Ankita Katdare

    Ankita Katdare

    @abrakadabra Sep 29, 2010

    Project Managers squeeze everything out of their team members.

    Listening to the same kind of stories from everyone, a mere thought of entering the software industry is frightening. :-|
  • Sahithi Pallavi

    Sahithi Pallavi

    @sahithi-oJZaYj Sep 29, 2010

    AbraKaDabra
    Project Managers squeeze everything out of their team members.

    Listening to the same kind of stories from everyone, a mere thought of entering the software industry is frightening. :-|
    The same thing here!! Am scaring to enter into the Industry!

    Why all the Software people talk like this? May be from experience!
    Let's See, How it will be for me!
    I wish everything will be fine for me!
  • Leo

    Leo

    @leo-ZJQlmh Sep 29, 2010

    That's awesome.
  • Reya

    Reya

    @reya-SMihdC Sep 29, 2010

    The same thing was told by my brother about the software company.Just because of this i have planned to work for one year alone in a software company..Let me see how the work is going to be for me.
  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    Saandeep Sreerambatla

    @saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M Sep 29, 2010

    I have read this earlier , you know corporate emails we get this 😀

    Its nice to read this ,there are many mails regarding project managers!!
  • Manish Goyal

    Manish Goyal

    @manish-r2Hoep Sep 30, 2010

    good one


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