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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............ They decide to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of
Einstein............
Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100... ..... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out.......
He claims that he is not Newton ......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton .............
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!
Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of
Einstein............
Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100... ..... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out.......
He claims that he is not Newton ......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton .............
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!
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Anil JainAll electrons were having a party but protons attacked them.
A hero comes and saves them.
All electrons ask him "Who are you?"
He Says
"My name is BOND .... COVALENT BOND" -
Anil JainOnce 'Constant' and e^x ( e raised to x) were walking down the road.
Suddenly 'Constant' screamed and said:
"I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will eliminate me."
But e^x stands firm in front of ' Differential' and says:
"U can't do anything with me. I m e^x and will always be e^x."
'Differential starts laughing??..
Why??
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Think ...............
Think ...........
Differential says: " I m not d/dx, I m d/dy." -
silverscorpionAll these were previously known to me.
But still, they are a good read always.
Very nice! Especially the Covalent bond. ππ -
shalini_goel14Ha ha ! Too Good. * Cannot stop laughing *
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Differential
"I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will eliminate me."
At last someone is afraid of me..... π -
RajdeepCEAnothe riddle, for mechies and civils,
Mechanical & Civil engineers work for each other cause Mechanical Engineers built weapons and Civil Engineers built targetsπ.
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yadavundertaker mohitsince last night my books are dancing before me.
DO YOU KNOW ON WHICH SONG?
GUESS?
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Zara zara touch me touch me touch me...π -
CIVILPRINCESSnice ones...π
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CIVILPRINCESShere is one that i came across and edited π
in a boat 3 people were sailing, and all of a sudden a demon appeared out of the sea and told"each one of you must drop something into the sea and if i can find it i will eat you else i will be your slave...."
and it happens to be that one person was a member of xxx community, one was a member of yyy community and the other was a CE-an...π
xxx member: he droped a diamond and the demon found it and ate him.....π
yyy member:he dropped a platinum piece and the demon found it and ate him...π
CE-an: pours a bottle of water into the sea and you know what must have happened....π π π
CE ROCKS!!! -
Saandeep SreerambatlaWhat you have done??
I would have dropped nothing and say I dropped something π
Nice one π π -
Manish Goyal
nice........................CIVILPRINCESShere is one that i came across and edited π
in a boat 3 people were sailing, and all of a sudden a demon appeared out of the sea and told"each one of you must drop something into the sea and if i can find it i will eat you else i will be your slave...."
and it happens to be that one person was a member of xxx community, one was a member of yyy community and the other was a CE-an...π
xxx member: he droped a diamond and the demon found it and ate him.....π
yyy member:he dropped a platinum piece and the demon found it and ate him...π
CE-an: pours a bottle of water into the sea and you know what must have happened....π π π
CE ROCKS!!! -
cooltwins
water is a good option but salt is a good idea too, right?CIVILPRINCESShere is one that i came across and edited π
in a boat 3 people were sailing, and all of a sudden a demon appeared out of the sea and told"each one of you must drop something into the sea and if i can find it i will eat you else i will be your slave...."
and it happens to be that one person was a member of xxx community, one was a member of yyy community and the other was a CE-an...π
xxx member: he droped a diamond and the demon found it and ate him.....π
yyy member:he dropped a platinum piece and the demon found it and ate him...π
CE-an: pours a bottle of water into the sea and you know what must have happened....π π π
CE ROCKS!!!
any thing that dissolves completely in water would do.....π -
Mr.DonπHaha You guys really rocks the CE..π
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