Just for Laugh- Love Marriage & Arrange marriage.
Love Marriage :
1) Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
2) Family system hangs because hardware (called Parents ) is not responding.
3) You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
4) Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
5) Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash.
Arranged Marriage :
1) Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
2) Compatible with hardware ( Parents ).
3) You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
4) All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.
5) Arranged Marriage is like Unix/Linux ...... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.
Guys ….. compaire points and read ..😁
1) Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
2) Family system hangs because hardware (called Parents ) is not responding.
3) You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
4) Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
5) Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash.
Arranged Marriage :
1) Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
2) Compatible with hardware ( Parents ).
3) You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
4) All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.
5) Arranged Marriage is like Unix/Linux ...... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.
Guys ….. compaire points and read ..😁
Replies
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imnitsyawesome post!!!!😁😁 -
Kaustubh Katdare
5) Arranged Marriage is like Unix/Linux ...... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.
Come on, Linux is so interesting 😁 and it's got tons of colors.
Muwahaha 😁 -
Gurjeet Singhnice post 😀
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Ashraf HZOther than it's great looks and variety, Linux is also lighter and slimmer than Windows.. *grin*
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Manish Goyalnice post 😀
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Sahithi PallaviNice post. And as Biggie said, yes Unix/LInux is interesting and colorfull.
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gaurav.bhorkarLinux is cool!
5) Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash.
Agreed!😁 -
raksh001Love marriage may have lots of viruses and trojan attacks(previous crushes,if any)😛.Antivirus(mutual trust) ought to be strong and powerful and should be updated regularly😎.am i right?
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Saandeep Sreerambatlaraksh001Love marriage may have lots of viruses and trojan attacks(previous crushes,if any)😛.Antivirus(mutual trust) ought to be strong and powerful and should be updated regularly😎.am i right?
Haha Out of box thinking 😀
Yes agreed!! -
Saandeep SreerambatlaSo , No marriage is like MAC or Chrome?
Very interesting and useful!! -
g_rakesh2its a really nice post....
:clap: :dance: 😁 -
Mr.Don
Chrome,may be its the best choice.English-ScaredSo , No marriage is like MAC or Chrome?
Very interesting and useful!! -
Mayur Pathak@RD: Looks like personal experience... is it?
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Radhika DeshpandeNop... 😎
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Ashraf HZ
Speaking of Chrome OS, it was implied that it will be ad supported. It'll work because its meant to be connected to the internet frequently, but I still feel its strange (and annoyed) to have ads delivered directly to you computer.dileep kChrome,may be its the best choice.
Anyway, back to topic 😛 -
himalayanSo the conclusion is that Arrange Marriage is more reliable and long lasting.
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yogesh_dhimannice dear .........................................
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thechampi wish the way windows and linux releases new versions after awhile...............hehhhheee....hehhhheehh
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