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  • Just for Laugh- Love Marriage & Arrange marriage.

    Radhika Deshpande

    Member

    Updated: Oct 26, 2024
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    Love Marriage :
    1) Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
    2) Family system hangs because hardware (called Parents ) is not responding.
    3) You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
    4) Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
    5) Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash.

    Arranged Marriage :
    1) Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
    2) Compatible with hardware ( Parents ).
    3) You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
    4) All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.
    5) Arranged Marriage is like Unix/Linux ...... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.

    Guys ….. compaire points and read ..😁
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  • imnitsy

    Member • Feb 1, 2010

    awesome post!!!!😁😁
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    Administrator • Feb 1, 2010

    5) Arranged Marriage is like Unix/Linux ...... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.
    Come on, Linux is so interesting 😁 and it's got tons of colors.

    Muwahaha 😁
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  • Gurjeet Singh

    Member • Feb 2, 2010

    nice post 😀
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  • Ashraf HZ

    Member • Feb 2, 2010

    Other than it's great looks and variety, Linux is also lighter and slimmer than Windows.. *grin*
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  • Manish Goyal

    Member • Feb 2, 2010

    nice post 😀
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  • Sahithi Pallavi

    Member • Feb 2, 2010

    Nice post. And as Biggie said, yes Unix/LInux is interesting and colorfull.
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  • gaurav.bhorkar

    Member • Feb 2, 2010

    Linux is cool!
    5) Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash.
    Agreed!😁
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  • raksh001

    Member • Feb 2, 2010

    Love marriage may have lots of viruses and trojan attacks(previous crushes,if any)😛.Antivirus(mutual trust) ought to be strong and powerful and should be updated regularly😎.am i right?
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    Member • Feb 2, 2010

    raksh001
    Love marriage may have lots of viruses and trojan attacks(previous crushes,if any)😛.Antivirus(mutual trust) ought to be strong and powerful and should be updated regularly😎.am i right?

    Haha Out of box thinking 😀


    Yes agreed!!
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    Member • Feb 2, 2010

    So , No marriage is like MAC or Chrome?

    Very interesting and useful!!
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  • g_rakesh2

    Member • Feb 2, 2010

    its a really nice post....

    :clap: :dance: 😁
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  • Mr.Don

    Member • Feb 2, 2010

    English-Scared
    So , No marriage is like MAC or Chrome?

    Very interesting and useful!!
    Chrome,may be its the best choice.
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  • Mayur Pathak

    Member • Feb 4, 2010

    @RD: Looks like personal experience... is it?
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  • Radhika Deshpande

    Member • Feb 4, 2010

    Nop... 😎
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  • Ashraf HZ

    Member • Feb 4, 2010

    dileep k
    Chrome,may be its the best choice.
    Speaking of Chrome OS, it was implied that it will be ad supported. It'll work because its meant to be connected to the internet frequently, but I still feel its strange (and annoyed) to have ads delivered directly to you computer.

    Anyway, back to topic 😛
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  • himalayan

    Member • Feb 5, 2010

    So the conclusion is that Arrange Marriage is more reliable and long lasting.
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  • yogesh_dhiman

    Member • Feb 12, 2010

    nice dear .........................................

    #-Link-Snipped-#
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  • thechamp

    Member • Feb 12, 2010

    i wish the way windows and linux releases new versions after awhile...............hehhhheee....hehhhheehh
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