Jokes in system messages.

koli

koli

@koli-QCL7Nj Oct 25, 2024

Starting this thread to share some funny messages errors/warnings, etc.

Please contribute your experiences.

Rule: You must provide the command / scenario when you experienced that error. 😎

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  • koli

    koli

    @koli-QCL7Nj Jun 27, 2008

    Give this command in HPUX "make love"

    You will get 😎

    I dont know how to make love:Stop!

  • Kaustubh Katdare

    Kaustubh Katdare

    @thebigk Jun 27, 2008

    He he. Is it an actual system message? 😁

  • koli

    koli

    @koli-QCL7Nj Jun 28, 2008

    Yes. It is real message. you will get it on HPUX and some variations on any other Unix system.

    Try another one "Man Women" (in any unix)
    I got this Error in HPUX
    No manual entry for Women!

    I like this one. Try "ar t God" (again in unix % shell)
    ar: God does not exist

    and this one is hilarious, works with any unix systemgive command>> cat "food in cans"
    cat: can't open food in cans
    Try this in your windows command prompt (i tried with XP)
    c:\> "If I win i will be rich"win was unexpected at this time.