Jokes in system messages.

Starting this thread to share some funny messages errors/warnings, etc.

Please contribute your experiences.

Rule: You must provide the command / scenario when you experienced that error. 😎


  • koli
    Give this command in HPUX "make love"

    You will get 😎

    I dont know how to make love:Stop!
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    He he. Is it an actual system message? 😁
  • koli
    Yes. It is real message. you will get it on HPUX and some variations on any other Unix system.

    Try another one "Man Women" (in any unix)
    I got this Error in HPUX
    No manual entry for Women!

    I like this one. Try "ar t God" (again in unix % shell)
    ar: God does not exist

    and this one is hilarious, works with any unix systemgive command>> cat "food in cans"
    cat: can't open food in cans
    Try this in your windows command prompt (i tried with XP)
    c:\> "If I win i will be rich"win was unexpected at this time.

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