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  • Horrible English

    Anil Jain

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    Updated: Oct 25, 2024
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    Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette...? "

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    Class teacher once said :
    " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"


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    More to come...
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  • Anil Jain

    Member • Oct 13, 2009

    "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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    dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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  • gaurav.bhorkar

    Member • Oct 13, 2009

    he he...

    Very funny.
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  • Sahithi Pallavi

    Member • Oct 13, 2009

    nice CB.

    Expecting more..
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  • justaglance

    Member • Oct 13, 2009

    Principal: Girl who is wearing mirror come front
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  • CIVILPRINCESS

    Member • Oct 14, 2009

    All of you stand in a straight circle........😉
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  • CIVILPRINCESS

    Member • Oct 14, 2009

    "I have two sons both are boys."😀
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  • CIVILPRINCESS

    Member • Oct 14, 2009

    open the window let the atmosphere come in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :smile::smile::smile::smile:
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  • cooltwins

    Member • Oct 14, 2009

    I saw yesterday in the theater with my wife.
    😛
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  • Saandeep Sreerambatla

    Member • Oct 14, 2009

    Wonderful guys!!!

    Its very hot lets understand the tree!!!!
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  • justaglance

    Member • Oct 15, 2009

    Teacher to students in class : No one should not talk
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  • chiru

    Member • Nov 4, 2009

    Infront there is crocodile festival..student to pricipal😁
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  • Gurjeet Singh

    Member • Nov 5, 2009

    1-For Restrooms, Go back towards your behind.
    2-Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help.
    3-Diet water: Half the calories of regular water, but with all of the taste!
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  • brittoajay

    Member • Nov 5, 2009

    "Its graduation day! I say you students. Stand on your feet, take your hats. Toss up the air. you all will passing out!!"😕
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  • nucleuz

    Member • Nov 5, 2009

    open the window let air force come in
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  • nucleuz

    Member • Nov 5, 2009

    Watchman to the owner:Sir there is no wind in the bicycle.
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  • safwan

    Member • Nov 5, 2009

    guys just read my posts you'll find same thing Dont mind !! I have poor language specially English .
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  • Mr.Don

    Member • Nov 14, 2009

    MY principle saying to me yesterday when i was sitting in my classroom which had turned into a ladies waiting hall...

    Principal:Who told are you?

    Me:What?

    Principal:Who told are you to sit here?

    Me:This is my classroom.Sir.

    Principal:This is ladies waiting hall.You idiot.Get Out.

    He took out my id card and went away..I went to my H.O.D sir and got my Id card back..Haha.
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  • yadavundertaker mohit

    Member • Nov 14, 2009

    student seeing MONKEY out of the window. Professor scolds him -"Why are you seeing the monkey outside when I am in the class."
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  • cooltwins

    Member • Nov 18, 2009

    my college chairman said this during the scholarship function...i was baffled
    this is what he said:

    man has now sent moon to chandrayan ........😕

    -an apparent word by word translation of the regional language.....
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  • tashirosgt

    Member • Nov 24, 2009

    There are many hilarious ads with bad English on the web that come from translations of the directions for the medicine Levitra. One example:

    Apply oneself to Levitra accurately as it was prescribed as a replacement for you. Do not steal it in larger doses or looking for longer than recommended past your doctor.

    Pocket each dispense with a full glass of water.

    Levitra can be bewitched with or without food.


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    Do not terminate Levitra more than once a day. Cede to 24 hours to pass between doses. Get in touch with your doctor or seek danger medical notice if your erection is torturous or lasts longer than 4 hours. A prolonged erection (priapism) can check compensation the penis. Hold Levitra at apartment temperature away from moisture and heat.
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