Funny one liners...
1.If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
2.Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right
3.Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
4.Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
5.If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
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2.Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right
3.Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
4.Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
5.If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
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Kaustubh KatdareI don't believe in Miracles. I rely on them
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raj87verma88We have a similar thread if I am not wrong. Y-not will you mind if I merge the two threads.
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rishnaoh is it? i did not know that.
yup...its better to merge -
rishnaSuicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
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DifferentialJoin IT industry, meet interesting people and blame them.
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shalini_goel14
Ha ha ha Good one Differential.πDifferentialJoin IT industry, meet interesting people and blame them. -
Saandeep Sreerambatla
Its good one Differential.DifferentialJoin IT industry, meet interesting people and blame them.
my one liner--
" I took and Intelligent measuring test and the results were Negative "ππ
" Laugh alone and all others in the world think you as an Idiot "π -
shalini_goel14
Ha ha ha this one was too good Scared. πEnglish-Scared" Laugh alone and all others in the world think you as an Idiot "π -
Saandeep SreerambatlaThanks Shalini ππ
I believe it thats the reason followed it. πππ -
rishnaAs I said before, I never repeat myself :evil:
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Kaustubh Katdare"It's ok to avoid work as long as you are getting paid"
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rishnaHave a bad toothache? SMash your thumb with a hammer
and you will forget about the toothache π :hehehe: -
Saandeep SreerambatlaGod must love stupid people , because he has made so many ππ
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rishnahaha..good one.
But i am not stupind, still God loves meπ -
Saandeep Sreerambatlai just keep on smiling everytime because i dont know what the hell is going on!!!ππ
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rishnaThere are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.:sshhh:
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Kaustubh KatdareThere are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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rishnaThe_Big_KThere are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Saandeep SreerambatlaThe_Big_KThere are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
i saw this is signature of someone in CE π -
CEMember
Yes Sir, I guess you are right, it is of shadeslayerEnglish-Scaredi saw this is signature of someone in CE π
Check the following link::-|
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Saandeep SreerambatlaCEMemberYes Sir, I guess you are right, it is of shadeslayer
Check the following link::-|
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SIR and me ??? great some one called me sir its time to celebrate.
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Saandeep SreerambatlaLove your enemies ,It will make them crazy ππ
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rishnaFor sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.π
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rishnajuz while ago i told to my onsite regarding my leave. you know what i exactly told him..
here it isπ‘
I will be unavailable tommorow as i am on leave, so i will be not available.π³
do post here if you have done or seen any such funny blunders..we'll have fun -
raj87verma88Written beneath the Photo of The Taj Mahal
Come via Agra and you will find Man's greatest erection for a Woman
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Saandeep SreerambatlaGood one patty ππ
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rishnaThere are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
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Saandeep SreerambatlaI used to keep open mind , but my brain kept falling out. ππ
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CEMember"Trouble here I come " π
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Saandeep Sreerambatla" Life is too complicated in the morning"ππ
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rishnaWhen I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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rishna#-Link-Snipped-#:twisted:
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YourTechMateWhen was the last time when you did something the first time!
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Saandeep SreerambatlaThere is one speaker who speaks continuously even if the audience feel bored
The speaker is the Teacher.π -
rishna
Today reading this line for the first time..heheheπYourTechMateWhen was the last time when you did something the first time!
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Saandeep Sreerambatla"[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT][SIZE=-1]He who laughs last thinks slowest"
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rishnaI know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but i'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what i meant.
Thinkingπ better read it againπ -
rishna#-Link-Snipped-#
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komputergeekI give 100% at work
18% Monday
23% Tuesday
25% Wednesday
22% Thursday
12% Friday
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Saandeep SreerambatlaI lost my brain a 23 year back π
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RifaaI told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. :shock:
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slashfearWaiter: Would you like your coffee black?
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slashfearCan you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!
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slashfearDo you know of a person who parked his car in front of a board which said: FINE FOR PARKING ?
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Kaustubh KatdareI'm so poor that I can't afford to pay attention π
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rishna
Hahaπ Good one!The_Big_KI'm so poor that I can't afford to pay attention π -
Saandeep SreerambatlaBiggie you really rock in that sentence.
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cpemgirikar"A beautiful dress is of no use until it inspiresβ
someone to take it off? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?πππ
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Kaustubh KatdareHere's my original; but it goes unnoticed all the time :neutral: -
"It's ok to avoid work as long as you get paid"
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silverscorpionThat seems to be a bad advice!!!
But I liked that!! ππ
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Saandeep SreerambatlaThe_Big_KHere's my original; but it goes unnoticed all the time :neutral: -
"It's ok to avoid work as long as you get paid"
- Big K's advice to employees.
Employees of CE are you there , reading this one??
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Harshad ItaliyaLove is the Seventh sense which destroys all six senses !!
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RifaaThis is a joke that is a one liner for who ever said it, but to understand it you have to hear the beginning.
This joke relates to our president at the time and another from a very technological country. They were arguing about something and bet that our ones is more advanced in communication. So to justify each other they went to the advanced one's country and started digging the ground and after a few feet they reached a trunk of communication wires that were really old. The advanced president said "see, at that time we had communication".
So they came back to our country and started digging, and they dug like for hours, after finally the advanced one remarked with a grin. "Well, there's nothing". Our president proudly replied. " see, even at those times we were wireless" -
Saandeep Sreerambatla
i heard this , better we posted this on joke of the day thread πRifaaThis is a joke that is a one liner for who ever said it, but to understand it you have to hear the beginning.
This joke relates to our president at the time and another from a very technological country. They were arguing about something and bet that our ones is more advanced in communication. So to justify each other they went to the advanced one's country and started digging the ground and after a few feet they reached a trunk of communication wires that were really old. The advanced president said "see, at that time we had communication".
So they came back to our country and started digging, and they dug like for hours, after finally the advanced one remarked with a grin. "Well, there's nothing". Our president proudly replied. " see, even at those times we were wireless" -
suresh.b5992when u dont know abt a tree, tie a goat to it and xplain abt goatπ this is d way to answer an unknown question in xams
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smita89"I know kung fu, taekwondo and 34 other dangerous words" π
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rishna
π good onesmita89"I know kung fu, taekwondo and 34 other dangerous words" π -
smita89Well this isn't exactly a one liner, but I read this joke the other day, and couldn't help myself but to post it.
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they discovered that pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 million developing the ball point pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300C.
When confronted with the same problem, the Russians used a pencil. π -
rishnaA computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
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rishnaThe laziest man searches for the easiest solutions, only if he's not lazy to think.
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rishnaNo matter how bad we are, we are not totally useless. We can always be used as a bad example.
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Saandeep Sreerambatla
This one is cool!!!The Y-NotNo matter how bad we are, we are not totally useless. We can always be used as a bad example. -
Harshad ItaliyaHe who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Harshad ItaliyaBeauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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DifferentialWhat's the speed of dark?
It's equal to speed of light. When light comes, darkness runs away with the speed of light.
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shalini_goel14
Ha ha ! Good logic put. πDifferentialWhat's the speed of dark?
It's equal to speed of light. When light comes, darkness runs away with the speed of light.
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Harshad ItaliyaBe nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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Harshad ItaliyaError, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue. π
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Saandeep SreerambatlaDont know wheather this is in the list or not ..
I used to keep open brain - but my brain keep falling out. -
Harshad ItaliyaEveryone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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Saandeep SreerambatlaNobody is perfect , i am Nobody π
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Harshad ItaliyaEver notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
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RajdeepCEI believe in two rules,
1. I am always right
2. If I am wrong consider rule no. 1
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