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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Oct 25, 2024

Oct 25, 2024

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1.If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
2.Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right
3.Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
4.Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
5.If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?

😁 😉 :hehehe: 😁 😒 😁 😛 :hehehe: 😁

keep adding if u know any

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Kaustubh Katdare

@thebigk • Feb 24, 2009

I don't believe in Miracles. I rely on them

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raj87verma88

@raj87verma88-ZpL2Wn • Feb 24, 2009

We have a similar thread if I am not wrong. Y-not will you mind if I merge the two threads.

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Feb 24, 2009

oh is it? i did not know that.
yup...its better to merge

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Feb 24, 2009

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

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Differential

@differential-0aMwAJ • Feb 24, 2009

Join IT industry, meet interesting people and blame them.

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shalini_goel14

@shalini-goel14-ASmC2J • Feb 24, 2009

DifferentialJoin IT industry, meet interesting people and blame them.
Ha ha ha Good one Differential.😉

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durga ch

@durga-TpX3gO • Feb 25, 2009

DifferentialJoin IT industry, meet interesting people and blame them.
Its good one Differential.

my one liner--

" I took and Intelligent measuring test and the results were Negative "😛😛

" Laugh alone and all others in the world think you as an Idiot "😁

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shalini_goel14

@shalini-goel14-ASmC2J • Feb 25, 2009

English-Scared" Laugh alone and all others in the world think you as an Idiot "😁
Ha ha ha this one was too good Scared. 😁

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Feb 25, 2009

Thanks Shalini 😁😁

I believe it thats the reason followed it. 😎😎😎

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Feb 25, 2009

As I said before, I never repeat myself :evil:

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Kaustubh Katdare

@thebigk • Feb 25, 2009

"It's ok to avoid work as long as you are getting paid"
- Sir The Big K

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Feb 25, 2009

Have a bad toothache? SMash your thumb with a hammer
and you will forget about the toothache 😁 :hehehe:

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Feb 25, 2009

God must love stupid people , because he has made so many 😎😎

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Feb 25, 2009

haha..good one.
But i am not stupind, still God loves me😎

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Feb 26, 2009

i just keep on smiling everytime because i dont know what the hell is going on!!!😁😁

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Feb 26, 2009

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.:sshhh:

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Kaustubh Katdare

@thebigk • Feb 26, 2009

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Feb 26, 2009

The_Big_KThere are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

😁
very smart. good one

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Feb 26, 2009

The_Big_KThere are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

i saw this is signature of someone in CE 😉

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CEMember

@cemember-PlqlWH • Feb 26, 2009

English-Scaredi saw this is signature of someone in CE 😉
Yes Sir, I guess you are right, it is of shadeslayer

Check the following link::-|
#-Link-Snipped-#

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Feb 26, 2009

CEMemberYes Sir, I guess you are right, it is of shadeslayer

Check the following link::-|
#-Link-Snipped-#

SIR and me ??? great some one called me sir its time to celebrate.
😁😁😁

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Feb 26, 2009

Love your enemies ,It will make them crazy 😛😛

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 1, 2009

For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.😁

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 2, 2009

juz while ago i told to my onsite regarding my leave. you know what i exactly told him..

here it is😡
I will be unavailable tommorow as i am on leave, so i will be not available.😳

do post here if you have done or seen any such funny blunders..we'll have fun

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raj87verma88

@raj87verma88-ZpL2Wn • Mar 2, 2009

Written beneath the Photo of The Taj Mahal

Come via Agra and you will find Man's greatest erection for a Woman

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Mar 2, 2009

Good one patty 😉😉

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 4, 2009

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Mar 5, 2009

I used to keep open mind , but my brain kept falling out. 😎😎

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CEMember

@cemember-PlqlWH • Mar 8, 2009

"Trouble here I come " 😛

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Mar 9, 2009

" Life is too complicated in the morning"😎😎

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 9, 2009

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 11, 2009

#-Link-Snipped-#:twisted:

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YourTechMate

@yourtechmate-AODNmM • Mar 11, 2009

When was the last time when you did something the first time!

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Mar 11, 2009

There is one speaker who speaks continuously even if the audience feel bored
The speaker is the Teacher.😁

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 11, 2009

YourTechMateWhen was the last time when you did something the first time!
Today reading this line for the first time..hehehe😛
good one 😁

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • Mar 12, 2009

"[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT][SIZE=-1]He who laughs last thinks slowest"
😁😁
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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 17, 2009

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but i'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what i meant.

Thinking😉 better read it again😁

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 17, 2009

#-Link-Snipped-#

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komputergeek

@komputergeek-Yf5hJ4 • Apr 17, 2009

I give 100% at work

18% Monday
23% Tuesday
25% Wednesday
22% Thursday
12% Friday
-----------------------
100% Effort

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • May 11, 2009

I lost my brain a 23 year back 😁

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Rifaa

@rifaa-NaWZZ4 • May 11, 2009

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. :shock:

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slashfear

@slashfear-tSWzpz • May 11, 2009

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?

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slashfear

@slashfear-tSWzpz • May 11, 2009

Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!

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slashfear

@slashfear-tSWzpz • May 11, 2009

Do you know of a person who parked his car in front of a board which said: FINE FOR PARKING ?

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Kaustubh Katdare

@thebigk • May 13, 2009

I'm so poor that I can't afford to pay attention 😁

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • May 13, 2009

The_Big_KI'm so poor that I can't afford to pay attention 😁
Haha😁 Good one!

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Saandeep Sreerambatla

@saandeep-sreerambatla-hWHU1M • May 14, 2009

Biggie you really rock in that sentence.

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cpemgirikar

@cpemgirikar-ltIDhM • May 19, 2009

"A beautiful dress is of no use until it inspires
someone to take it off? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?😁😁😁

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Kaustubh Katdare

@thebigk • May 19, 2009

Here's my original; but it goes unnoticed all the time :neutral: -

"It's ok to avoid work as long as you get paid"
- Big K's advice to employees.

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silverscorpion

@silverscorpion-iJKtdQ • May 20, 2009

That seems to be a bad advice!!!

But I liked that!! 😀😀
Keep it up!!

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