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I don't believe in Miracles. I rely on them
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We have a similar thread if I am not wrong. Y-not will you mind if I merge the two threads.
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oh is it? i did not know that.
yup...its better to merge
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
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Join IT industry, meet interesting people and blame them.
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Differential
Join IT industry, meet interesting people and blame them.
Ha ha ha Good one Differential.😉
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Differential
Join IT industry, meet interesting people and blame them.
Its good one Differential.
my one liner--
" I took and Intelligent measuring test and the results were Negative "😛😛
" Laugh alone and all others in the world think you as an Idiot "😁
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English-Scared
" Laugh alone and all others in the world think you as an Idiot "😁
Ha ha ha this one was too good Scared. 😁
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Thanks Shalini 😁😁
I believe it thats the reason followed it. 😎😎😎
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As I said before, I never repeat myself :evil:
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"It's ok to avoid work as long as you are getting paid"
- Sir The Big K
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Have a bad toothache? SMash your thumb with a hammer
and you will forget about the toothache 😁 :hehehe:
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God must love stupid people , because he has made so many 😎😎
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haha..good one.
But i am not stupind, still God loves me😎
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i just keep on smiling everytime because i dont know what the hell is going on!!!😁😁
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There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.:sshhh:
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There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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The_Big_K
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
😁
very smart. good one
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The_Big_K
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
i saw this is signature of someone in CE 😉
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English-Scared
i saw this is signature of someone in CE 😉
Yes Sir, I guess you are right, it is of
shadeslayer
Check the following link::-|
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CEMember
Yes Sir, I guess you are right, it is of shadeslayer
Check the following link::-|
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SIR and me ??? great some one called me sir its time to celebrate.
😁😁😁
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Love your enemies ,It will make them crazy 😛😛
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For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.😁
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juz while ago i told to my onsite regarding my leave. you know what i exactly told him..
here it is😡
I will be unavailable tommorow as i am on leave, so i will be not available.😳
do post here if you have done or seen any such funny blunders..we'll have fun
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Written beneath the Photo of The Taj Mahal
Come via Agra and you will find Man's greatest erection for a Woman
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Good one patty 😉😉
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There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
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I used to keep open mind , but my brain kept falling out. 😎😎
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"Trouble here I come " 😛
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" Life is too complicated in the morning"😎😎
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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#-Link-Snipped-#:twisted:
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When was the last time when you did something the first time!
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There is one speaker who speaks continuously even if the audience feel bored
The speaker is the Teacher.😁
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YourTechMate
When was the last time when you did something the first time!
Today reading this line for the first time..hehehe😛
good one 😁
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"[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT][SIZE=-1]He who laughs last thinks slowest"
😁😁
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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but i'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what i meant.
Thinking😉 better read it again😁
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I give 100% at work
18% Monday
23% Tuesday
25% Wednesday
22% Thursday
12% Friday
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100% Effort
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I lost my brain a 23 year back 😁
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Rifaa
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. :shock:
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?
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Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!
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Do you know of a person who parked his car in front of a board which said: FINE FOR PARKING ?
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I'm so poor that I can't afford to pay attention 😁
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The_Big_K
I'm so poor that I can't afford to pay attention 😁
Haha😁 Good one!
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Biggie you really rock in that sentence.
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"A beautiful dress is of no use until it inspires
someone to take it off? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?😁😁😁
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Here's my original; but it goes unnoticed all the time :neutral: -
"It's ok to avoid work as long as you get paid"
- Big K's advice to employees.
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That seems to be a bad advice!!!
But I liked that!! 😀😀
Keep it up!!
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The_Big_K
Here's my original; but it goes unnoticed all the time :neutral: -
"It's ok to avoid work as long as you get paid"
- Big K's advice to employees.
Employees of CE are you there , reading this one??
😉
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Love is the Seventh sense which destroys all six senses !!
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Rifaa
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May 21, 2009
This is a joke that is a one liner for who ever said it, but to understand it you have to hear the beginning.
This joke relates to our president at the time and another from a very technological country. They were arguing about something and bet that our ones is more advanced in communication. So to justify each other they went to the advanced one's country and started digging the ground and after a few feet they reached a trunk of communication wires that were really old. The advanced president said "see, at that time we had communication".
So they came back to our country and started digging, and they dug like for hours, after finally the advanced one remarked with a grin. "Well, there's nothing". Our president proudly replied. " see, even at those times we were wireless"
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Rifaa
This is a joke that is a one liner for who ever said it, but to understand it you have to hear the beginning.
This joke relates to our president at the time and another from a very technological country. They were arguing about something and bet that our ones is more advanced in communication. So to justify each other they went to the advanced one's country and started digging the ground and after a few feet they reached a trunk of communication wires that were really old. The advanced president said "see, at that time we had communication".
So they came back to our country and started digging, and they dug like for hours, after finally the advanced one remarked with a grin. "Well, there's nothing". Our president proudly replied. " see, even at those times we were wireless"
i heard this , better we posted this on joke of the day thread 😉
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when u dont know abt a tree, tie a goat to it and xplain abt goat😎 this is d way to answer an unknown question in xams
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"I know kung fu, taekwondo and 34 other dangerous words" 😁
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smita89
"I know kung fu, taekwondo and 34 other dangerous words" 😁
😁 good one
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Well this isn't exactly a one liner, but I read this joke the other day, and couldn't help myself but to post it.
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they discovered that pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 million developing the ball point pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300C.
When confronted with the same problem, the Russians used a pencil. 😁
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
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The laziest man searches for the easiest solutions, only if he's not lazy to think.
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No matter how bad we are, we are not totally useless. We can always be used as a bad example.
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The Y-Not
No matter how bad we are, we are not totally useless. We can always be used as a bad example.
This one is cool!!!
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
What's the speed of dark?
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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What's the speed of dark?
It's equal to speed of light. When light comes, darkness runs away with the speed of light.
😀
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Differential
What's the speed of dark?
It's equal to speed of light. When light comes, darkness runs away with the speed of light.
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Ha ha ! Good logic put. 😀
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue. 😁
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Dont know wheather this is in the list or not ..
I used to keep open brain - but my brain keep falling out.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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Nobody is perfect , i am Nobody 😀
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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
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I believe in two rules,
1. I am always right
2. If I am wrong consider rule no. 1
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