Funny mobile messages

@ishan-nohePN • Oct 25, 2024

Oct 25, 2024

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Hello friends,

Why don't we post some funny mobile messages that we receive every day?

We all can enjoy by reading them

What say people?

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CIVILPRINCESS

@civilprincess-308hDv • May 11, 2011

little red ridinghood didn't listen to her mother...

pinnochio was a liar...

robinhood was a thief...

tarzan walked with almost no clothes...

a stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him...

cinderalla sneaked out in the night to attend a party...

these are the stories our parents raised us with and the complain our generation is spoilt! 😛
ISHAN TOPRE

@ishan-nohePN • May 13, 2011

This one is very special to me because a very very special person sent it to me. 😀

Fourth law of thermodynamics" At constant temperature, temperature do not increase nor decrease" 😁
narayana murthy

@narayana-z4W16q • May 13, 2011

Pappu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat? . . . . . . . Appu: When you are a mouse.
narayana murthy

@narayana-z4W16q • May 13, 2011

Whats d difference between ppl who pray in Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres r damn serious
Mannu.

@mannu-HJ8qT2 • May 17, 2011

Examiner : What is Microsoft Excel
Student : It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.
sad_engineer

@sad-engineer-ntejaB • Jun 25, 2011

Engineering Student spend all their brain, time, days and years just to find x, y and z. . .
But Medical student in a minute make generations and generations with only x and y. . .
BCA_GIRL

@bca-girl-wzX9cA • Jun 25, 2011

Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
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?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading. 😛
BCA_GIRL

@bca-girl-wzX9cA • Jun 25, 2011

Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed
is nothing actually....!!
...
...The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears...!! 😉
narayana murthy

@narayana-z4W16q • Jun 25, 2011

Boy:I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.
Friend:Then what happened?
Boy:Nothing finally She married the postman
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

@praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Jun 26, 2011

Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
Your Name_______
Percentage In SSC_____%
Gender_____
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Now Read 'Only' The Answers..! 😁 😁 😉 😛
synergynext

@synergynext-FdHLd3 • Jun 27, 2011

Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop 😛
synergynext

@synergynext-FdHLd3 • Jun 27, 2011

Love me or leave me.
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Hey,where is everybody going ???
[😛]
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

@praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Jun 27, 2011

Boy: I am not rich like Dileep, I don't even have a bid car like Dileep. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Dileep...
ISHAN TOPRE

@ishan-nohePN • Jun 27, 2011

praveenscience
Boy: I am not rich like Dileep, I don't even have a bid car like Dileep. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Dileep...
How about this? #-Link-Snipped-# 😛

This one was sent to me by GF today.

Grand mother was dying, she called her grand son and said:I am leaving you 50 cows, 6 tractors a very big farm and a lots of 26,660 cash.

Grand son (getting happy): Where is everything?
Grand mother: on facebook farmville, idiot! 😛 😛 😛
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

@praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Jun 27, 2011

I tried to mention him only, that's why modified... Lets inform Dileep... 😀

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

@praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Jun 27, 2011

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
PraveenKumar Purushothaman

@praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Jun 27, 2011

I got this today...

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"