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  • CIVILPRINCESS
    CIVILPRINCESS

    @civilprincess-308hDv • May 11, 2011

    little red ridinghood didn't listen to her mother...

    pinnochio was a liar...

    robinhood was a thief...

    tarzan walked with almost no clothes...

    a stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him...

    cinderalla sneaked out in the night to attend a party...

    these are the stories our parents raised us with and the complain our generation is spoilt! 😛

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  • ISHAN TOPRE
    ISHAN TOPRE

    @ishan-nohePN • May 13, 2011

    This one is very special to me because a very very special person sent it to me. 😀

    Fourth law of thermodynamics" At constant temperature, temperature do not increase nor decrease" 😁

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  • narayana murthy
    narayana murthy

    @narayana-z4W16q • May 13, 2011

    Pappu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat? . . . . . . . Appu: When you are a mouse.

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  • narayana murthy
    narayana murthy

    @narayana-z4W16q • May 13, 2011

    Whats d difference between ppl who pray in Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres r damn serious

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  • Mannu.
    Mannu.

    @mannu-HJ8qT2 • May 17, 2011

    Examiner : What is Microsoft Excel
    Student : It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.

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  • sad_engineer
    sad_engineer

    @sad-engineer-ntejaB • Jun 25, 2011

    Engineering Student spend all their brain, time, days and years just to find x, y and z. . .
    But Medical student in a minute make generations and generations with only x and y. . .

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  • BCA_GIRL
    BCA_GIRL

    @bca-girl-wzX9cA • Jun 25, 2011

    Air & students hv d same mentality
    How?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    Both r turning d book's pages without reading. 😛

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  • BCA_GIRL
    BCA_GIRL

    @bca-girl-wzX9cA • Jun 25, 2011

    Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed
    is nothing actually....!!
    ...
    ...The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears...!! 😉

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  • narayana murthy
    narayana murthy

    @narayana-z4W16q • Jun 25, 2011

    Boy:I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.
    Friend:Then what happened?
    Boy:Nothing finally She married the postman

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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    @praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Jun 26, 2011

    Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
    Your Name_______
    Percentage In SSC_____%
    Gender_____
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    .
    .
    .
    Now Read 'Only' The Answers..! 😁 😁 😉 😛

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  • synergynext
    synergynext

    @synergynext-FdHLd3 • Jun 27, 2011

    Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop 😛

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  • synergynext
    synergynext

    @synergynext-FdHLd3 • Jun 27, 2011

    Love me or leave me.
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    Hey,where is everybody going ???
    [😛]

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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    @praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Jun 27, 2011

    Boy: I am not rich like Dileep, I don't even have a bid car like Dileep. But I really love you!
    Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Dileep...

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  • ISHAN TOPRE
    ISHAN TOPRE

    @ishan-nohePN • Jun 27, 2011

    praveenscienceBoy: I am not rich like Dileep, I don't even have a bid car like Dileep. But I really love you!
    Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Dileep...

    How about this? #-Link-Snipped-# 😛

    This one was sent to me by GF today.

    Grand mother was dying, she called her grand son and said:I am leaving you 50 cows, 6 tractors a very big farm and a lots of 26,660 cash.

    Grand son (getting happy): Where is everything?
    Grand mother: on facebook farmville, idiot! 😛 😛 😛
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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    @praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Jun 27, 2011

    I tried to mention him only, that's why modified... Lets inform Dileep... 😀

    In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
    Saint: I don't have.
    TT: Where do you want to go?
    Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
    TT: Come, lets go!
    Saint: Where?
    TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    @praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Jun 27, 2011

    Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

    Student: "Father in law".

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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    @praveenkumar-66Ze92 • Jun 27, 2011

    I got this today...

    Can v do romance in the evening today?

    I'm in a good mood
    Just a little bit of kissing and biting

    reply me soon!

    urs lovingly

    "MOSQUITO"
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