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  • Found it Interesting!

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    Updated: Oct 22, 2024
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    Got this sms,found it interesting,so thought,I should share😀,,Any answers for them,guys,😁,😁

    -If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit,why are whales fat?
    -Why is the place in a stadium where people sit,called a STAND?
    -Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?
    -Shall I say that there is discrimination even in chess as the white piece is moved first?
    -In our country,we have freedom of speech,then why do we have telephone bills?
    -If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
    -Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
    -Why do you still call it building when its already built?
    -If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?😁
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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    Member • Jul 18, 2011

    Dude, this is English is a funny language...

    Fingers don't fing!
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  • X-Engineer

    Member • Jul 18, 2011

    Just googled your first question and got this.

    <a href="https://kheyali.blogspot.com/2010/05/answers-to-some-crazy-questions.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">Synecdoche</a>
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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    Member • Jul 18, 2011

    He he... Can't see it office... So took it and pasted it here... 😁

    Q : If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, why are whales fat?
    A : Because they always tend to overeat after a good swim.

    Q: Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?
    A: Because Charon's fees has increased a lot lately. It is like wanting to go to Vegas but not being able to afford it.

    Q: Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white piece is moved first?
    A: No. It is gender discrimination.

    Q: In our country,we have freedom for speech,then why telephone bills?
    A: Because words are converted to electrical signals which are taxable.

    Q: If money doesn't grow as trees then why do banks have branches?
    A: Because that is the quickest way for a weed to grow.

    Q: Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    A: Because, Italians like to put round things in square holes.

    Q: Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
    A: It does. But we only take out the portion that is inside the walls of the bottle.

    Q: Why do you still call it building when its already built?
    A: We know the building is already built. You know the building is is already built. But does the building know.

    Q: If you aren't suppose to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots?
    A: To park horses. Unfortunately, people violate law by using it for parking cars.
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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman

    Member • Jul 18, 2011

    Sorry, accidentally double posted... 😔
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