Dude, this is English is a funny language...

Fingers don't fing!

He he... Can't see it office... So took it and pasted it here... 😁

Q : If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, why are whales fat?
A : Because they always tend to overeat after a good swim.

Q: Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?
A: Because Charon's fees has increased a lot lately. It is like wanting to go to Vegas but not being able to afford it.

Q: Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white piece is moved first?
A: No. It is gender discrimination.

Q: In our country,we have freedom for speech,then why telephone bills?
A: Because words are converted to electrical signals which are taxable.

Q: If money doesn't grow as trees then why do banks have branches?
A: Because that is the quickest way for a weed to grow.

Q: Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
A: Because, Italians like to put round things in square holes.

Q: Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
A: It does. But we only take out the portion that is inside the walls of the bottle.

Q: Why do you still call it building when its already built?
A: We know the building is already built. You know the building is is already built. But does the building know.

Q: If you aren't suppose to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots?
A: To park horses. Unfortunately, people violate law by using it for parking cars.

Sorry, accidentally double posted... 😔