Found it Interesting!
Got this sms,found it interesting,so thought,I should share😀,,Any answers for them,guys,😁,😁
-If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit,why are whales fat?
-Why is the place in a stadium where people sit,called a STAND?
-Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?
-Shall I say that there is discrimination even in chess as the white piece is moved first?
-In our country,we have freedom of speech,then why do we have telephone bills?
-If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
-Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
-Why do you still call it building when its already built?
-If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?😁
-If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit,why are whales fat?
-Why is the place in a stadium where people sit,called a STAND?
-Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?
-Shall I say that there is discrimination even in chess as the white piece is moved first?
-In our country,we have freedom of speech,then why do we have telephone bills?
-If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
-Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
-Why do you still call it building when its already built?
-If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?😁
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PraveenKumar PurushothamanDude, this is English is a funny language...
Fingers don't fing! -
X-Engineer
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PraveenKumar PurushothamanHe he... Can't see it office... So took it and pasted it here... 😁
Q : If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, why are whales fat?
A : Because they always tend to overeat after a good swim.
Q: Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?
A: Because Charon's fees has increased a lot lately. It is like wanting to go to Vegas but not being able to afford it.
Q: Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white piece is moved first?
A: No. It is gender discrimination.
Q: In our country,we have freedom for speech,then why telephone bills?
A: Because words are converted to electrical signals which are taxable.
Q: If money doesn't grow as trees then why do banks have branches?
A: Because that is the quickest way for a weed to grow.
Q: Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
A: Because, Italians like to put round things in square holes.
Q: Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
A: It does. But we only take out the portion that is inside the walls of the bottle.
Q: Why do you still call it building when its already built?
A: We know the building is already built. You know the building is is already built. But does the building know.
Q: If you aren't suppose to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots?
A: To park horses. Unfortunately, people violate law by using it for parking cars. -
PraveenKumar PurushothamanSorry, accidentally double posted... 😔
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