FIFA Final

(Sent by K.Baloo to me)

FIFA WORLD CUP FINAL

A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.
He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between himself & the next guy.

MAN: "Who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"

GUY: "That was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five WORLD CUP finals together,
but sadly she passed away."

MAN: "oh... that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat ...
but these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member,
friend or someone else with you?"

GUY: "No...they are all at her funeral!