Facts of Engineering!
Fact #1:
Industrial Visit is more of a group picnic than study tour.
Fact #2:
Your Family members will not consider you an Engineer!
Unless you repair any home appliances.
Fact #3:
If you get less marks your parents shout at you.
If you get more marks your friends shout at you.
Fact #4:
Amount of money spend in photocopies over the span of four years will be sufficient to buy a brand new Xerox machine!
Fact #5:
One writes the assignment and whole class copies!
Fact #6:
During Exam : The income of Xerox shop owner is far more than, what you are going to get after placement.
Fact #7:
Drafter and sheet holder is to just show off to your Commerce friends that you are an Engineering Student.
Fact #8:
The most inspiring quote for Engineering students:
Where there is a WILL there is a WAY
After December there is May.
Fact #9:
A month before Exam:
We refer to foreign authors.
A week before Exam:
We refer to local authors.
One the day of Exam:
We become author.
"Yaar to sirf heading bata de baki mai khud likh lunga."
Fact #10:
The only thing you type on your Final year engineering project is your name,roll number and group name/number
Everything else is CTR+C CTR+V
Industrial Visit is more of a group picnic than study tour.
Fact #2:
Your Family members will not consider you an Engineer!
Unless you repair any home appliances.
Fact #3:
If you get less marks your parents shout at you.
If you get more marks your friends shout at you.
Fact #4:
Amount of money spend in photocopies over the span of four years will be sufficient to buy a brand new Xerox machine!
Fact #5:
One writes the assignment and whole class copies!
Fact #6:
During Exam : The income of Xerox shop owner is far more than, what you are going to get after placement.
Fact #7:
Drafter and sheet holder is to just show off to your Commerce friends that you are an Engineering Student.
Fact #8:
The most inspiring quote for Engineering students:
Where there is a WILL there is a WAY
After December there is May.
Fact #9:
A month before Exam:
We refer to foreign authors.
A week before Exam:
We refer to local authors.
One the day of Exam:
We become author.
"Yaar to sirf heading bata de baki mai khud likh lunga."
Fact #10:
The only thing you type on your Final year engineering project is your name,roll number and group name/number
Everything else is CTR+C CTR+V
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