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Don't mess with women! Very Funny and May be True! :P

Don't mess with women! Very Funny and May be True! πŸ˜›β€‹
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A lady driver gets pulled over for speeding by cop!

Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"

Officer: "Ma'am,you were speeding."

Woman: "Oh, I see."

Officer: "Can I see your license please?"

Woman: "I'd give it to you but but I don't have one."

Officer: "Don't have one?"

Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving."

Officer: "I see.. Can I see your vehicle registration please."

Woman: "I can't do that."

Officer: "Why not?"

Woman: "I stole this car."

Officer: "Stole it?"

Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."

Officer: "You what?"

Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.

A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: "Is there a problem sir?"

Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

Woman: "Murdered the owner?"

Officer 2: "Yes, could you open the trunk of your car,please."

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: "Is this your car,ma'am?"

Woman: "Yes, here are the registration papers."

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."

Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.."

Moral: Don't mess with women πŸ˜›

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  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    #-Link-Snipped-#, #-Link-Snipped-#, #-Link-Snipped-#, #-Link-Snipped-#, #-Link-Snipped-#, #-Link-Snipped-#, #-Link-Snipped-#, #-Link-Snipped-#, #-Link-Snipped-#, #-Link-Snipped-#
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Why is the moral: 'Dont Mess With Women'?
  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    The_Big_K
    Why is the moral: 'Dont Mess With Women'?
    Women capable of doing anything... πŸ˜› We have to be careful while speaking to them. Her mistake in speeding up, but the officer was right and now he's in trouble just for asking... 😲
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    ...you just explained the joke to me 😲
  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    The_Big_K
    ...you just explained the joke to me 😲
    Er... Oops... πŸ˜” I thought you understood!!! 😐
  • Sahithi Pallavi
    Sahithi Pallavi
    😳 😑 πŸ˜–
  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    Sada
    😳 😑 πŸ˜–
    Thanks for the all kinds of reactions...

    Oops! Ctrl + Z Ctrl + Z Ctrl + Z Ctrl + Z!!! πŸ˜›
  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    The same feeling as here:
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  • Mr.Don
    Mr.Don
    Sada
    😳 😑 πŸ˜–
    #-Link-Snipped-# be careful buddy. You've made #-Link-Snipped-# serious. πŸ˜›
  • PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    PraveenKumar Purushothaman
    Mr.Don
    #-Link-Snipped-# be careful buddy. You've made #-Link-Snipped-# serious. πŸ˜›
    Yeah man!!! Now I have to apologize her... πŸ˜›

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