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Question asked by rishna in #Coffee Room on Mar 26, 2009
rishna
rishna 路 Mar 26, 2009
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Just came across this hilarious Dilbert joke that makes fun of the company policies. Check it out -

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rishna
rishna 路 Mar 26, 2009
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One more, i am not able to place the picture so writing it.

"I need an update report on your progress,
a status report on your update and a progress report on your status."

:hehehe: 馃榿 馃槙 馃様 :?:
Differential
Differential 路 Mar 26, 2009
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Amazing! 馃榾
rishna
rishna 路 Mar 31, 2009
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one more

A man in a hot air balloon is lost. He sees a man on the ground and reduces height to speak to him. "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
"You're in a hot air balloon hovering thirty feet above this field," comes the reply.
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do," says the man, "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
"You must work in Management," says the man.
"I am," says the balloonist, "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."



rishna
rishna 路 Mar 31, 2009
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[鈥婭MG]
raj87verma88
raj87verma88 路 Mar 31, 2009
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The last one was hilarious.
g_rakesh2
g_rakesh2 路 Apr 1, 2009
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superb!!! its nice...
Kaustubh Katdare
Kaustubh Katdare 路 Apr 1, 2009
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How many of you'd like to have Scott Adams in our Small Talk?
Anil Jain
Anil Jain 路 Apr 1, 2009
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I love Dilbert 馃榿 count me as 1st one
rishna
rishna 路 Apr 2, 2009
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then i am second in the list
Differential
Differential 路 Apr 2, 2009
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I'm 0.9th

馃榾
g_rakesh2
g_rakesh2 路 Apr 2, 2009
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It will be a nice idea!
rishna
rishna 路 Apr 2, 2009
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No intension of hurting any engineer..its just a joke馃榾 (infact fact also) 馃槑

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.
rishna
rishna 路 May 4, 2009
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[鈥婭MG]
rishna
rishna 路 May 4, 2009
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[鈥婭MG]
Differential
Differential 路 May 4, 2009
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Good One !
g_rakesh2
g_rakesh2 路 May 5, 2009
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The Y-Not
No intension of hurting any engineer..its just a joke馃榾 (infact fact also) 馃槑

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.

Its a good one really can't stop laughing....:clap::-D馃榿
alexissamantha
alexissamantha 路 May 22, 2009
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He he he he very man,,,,馃榿

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