Dilbert Jokes
Just came across this hilarious Dilbert joke that makes fun of the company policies. Check it out -
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rishnaOne more, i am not able to place the picture so writing it.
"I need an update report on your progress,
a status report on your update and a progress report on your status."
:hehehe: ๐ ๐ ๐ :?: -
DifferentialAmazing! ๐
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rishnaone more
A man in a hot air balloon is lost. He sees a man on the ground and reduces height to speak to him. "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
"You're in a hot air balloon hovering thirty feet above this field," comes the reply.
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do," says the man, "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
"You must work in Management," says the man.
"I am," says the balloonist, "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
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rishna
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raj87verma88The last one was hilarious.
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g_rakesh2superb!!! its nice...
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Kaustubh KatdareHow many of you'd like to have Scott Adams in our Small Talk?
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Anil JainI love Dilbert ๐ count me as 1st one
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rishnathen i am second in the list
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DifferentialI'm 0.9th
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g_rakesh2It will be a nice idea!
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rishnaNo intension of hurting any engineer..its just a joke๐ (infact fact also) ๐
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make. -
rishna
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rishna
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DifferentialGood One !
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g_rakesh2The Y-NotNo intension of hurting any engineer..its just a joke๐ (infact fact also) ๐
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.
Its a good one really can't stop laughing....:clap::-D๐ -
alexissamanthaHe he he he very man,,,,๐
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