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  • Dilbert Jokes

    rishna

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    Updated: Oct 26, 2024
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    Just came across this hilarious Dilbert joke that makes fun of the company policies. Check it out -

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  • rishna

    Member • Mar 26, 2009

    One more, i am not able to place the picture so writing it.

    "I need an update report on your progress,
    a status report on your update and a progress report on your status."

    :hehehe: 😁 😕 😔 :?:
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  • Differential

    Member • Mar 26, 2009

    Amazing! 😀
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  • rishna

    Member • Mar 31, 2009

    one more

     A man in a hot air balloon is lost. He sees a man on the ground and reduces height to speak to him. "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
    "You're in a hot air balloon hovering thirty feet above this field," comes the reply.
    "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
    "I do," says the man, "How did you know?"
    "Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
    "You must work in Management," says the man.
    "I am," says the balloonist, "How did you know?"
    "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

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  • rishna

    Member • Mar 31, 2009

    [​IMG]
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  • raj87verma88

    Member • Mar 31, 2009

    The last one was hilarious.
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  • g_rakesh2

    Member • Mar 31, 2009

    superb!!! its nice...
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  • Kaustubh Katdare

    Administrator • Mar 31, 2009

    How many of you'd like to have Scott Adams in our Small Talk?
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  • Anil Jain

    Member • Mar 31, 2009

    I love Dilbert 😁 count me as 1st one
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  • rishna

    Member • Apr 1, 2009

    then i am second in the list
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  • Differential

    Member • Apr 1, 2009

    I'm 0.9th

    😀
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  • g_rakesh2

    Member • Apr 1, 2009

    It will be a nice idea!
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  • rishna

    Member • Apr 1, 2009

    No intension of hurting any engineer..its just a joke😀 (infact fact also) 😎

    Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
    This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
    As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
    Since:
    Knowledge = Power
    Time = Money
    Knowledge = Work/Money.
    Solving for Money, we get:
    Money = Work / Knowledge.
    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
    Conclusion:
    The less you know, the more you make.
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  • rishna

    Member • May 3, 2009

    [​IMG]
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  • rishna

    Member • May 3, 2009

    [​IMG]
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  • Differential

    Member • May 3, 2009

    Good One !
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  • g_rakesh2

    Member • May 4, 2009

    The Y-Not
    No intension of hurting any engineer..its just a joke😀 (infact fact also) 😎

    Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
    This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
    As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
    Since:
    Knowledge = Power
    Time = Money
    Knowledge = Work/Money.
    Solving for Money, we get:
    Money = Work / Knowledge.
    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
    Conclusion:
    The less you know, the more you make.

    Its a good one really can't stop laughing....:clap::-D😁
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  • alexissamantha

    Member • May 21, 2009

    He he he he very man,,,,😁
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