Dilbert Jokes

rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Oct 26, 2024

Oct 26, 2024

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Just came across this hilarious Dilbert joke that makes fun of the company policies. Check it out -

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 26, 2009

One more, i am not able to place the picture so writing it.

"I need an update report on your progress,
a status report on your update and a progress report on your status."

:hehehe: 😁 😕 😔 :?:
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Differential

@differential-0aMwAJ • Mar 26, 2009

Amazing! 😀
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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 31, 2009

one more

A man in a hot air balloon is lost. He sees a man on the ground and reduces height to speak to him. "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
"You're in a hot air balloon hovering thirty feet above this field," comes the reply.
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do," says the man, "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
"You must work in Management," says the man.
"I am," says the balloonist, "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Mar 31, 2009

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raj87verma88

@raj87verma88-ZpL2Wn • Mar 31, 2009

The last one was hilarious.
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g_rakesh2

@g-rakesh2-CVEauh • Mar 31, 2009

superb!!! its nice...
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Kaustubh Katdare

@thebigk • Mar 31, 2009

How many of you'd like to have Scott Adams in our Small Talk?
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Anil Jain

@CrazyBoy • Mar 31, 2009

I love Dilbert 😁 count me as 1st one
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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Apr 1, 2009

then i am second in the list
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Differential

@differential-0aMwAJ • Apr 1, 2009

I'm 0.9th

😀
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g_rakesh2

@g-rakesh2-CVEauh • Apr 1, 2009

It will be a nice idea!
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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • Apr 1, 2009

No intension of hurting any engineer..its just a joke😀 (infact fact also) 😎

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.
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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • May 3, 2009

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rishna

@rishna-9pM65A • May 3, 2009

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Differential

@differential-0aMwAJ • May 3, 2009

Good One !
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g_rakesh2

@g-rakesh2-CVEauh • May 4, 2009

The Y-Not
No intension of hurting any engineer..its just a joke😀 (infact fact also) 😎

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.

Its a good one really can't stop laughing....:clap::-D😁
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alexissamantha

@alexissamantha-6BZp9x • May 21, 2009

He he he he very man,,,,😁
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