Kartik Vyas
Kartik Vyas
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13 Aug 2008

The Final Interview

A lot of wait and finally an interview
The questions were many and answers were few

When intro and all were skipped
I knew I was gonna be ripped

when heart said you are diamond from inside
'Uncut' shouted the brain without any pride

Before any concensus could be reached
The outer silence was suddenly breached

So fluently fast spoke the panel
as if expert analyst on a news channel

Some of it I could follow
Rest I just could not
with no option but to swallow
without giving it a thought

When asked to repeat and be a bit loud
they said 'Kartik! dont behave like a crowd'

With all my strength I decided to be strong
I know I could hold on but didnot know how long

while I was trying to recollet my memories
Suddenly started another barrage of queries

asked how the aeroplanes flew
I said better knew the cabin crew

About the composition of earth
I expressed the knowledge dearth

Temperature at which Tungsten melts
Of how many colours are karate belts
What is the currency of Burkina Faso
What was name of last wife of Piccasso

From stars to sun to Jupitor's Moon
Nothing I knew not even Neptune

From the Governor of RBI
to the reason behind blue sky
From Jone of Arc
to full form of SAARC
from history, geography to science and art
everything was asked but I just couldn't start

Enough is enough thought the judges and jury
they accused me of fraud and even perjury

I said "My lord, these are just nerves
I dont know what purpose such interview serves?

No lifelines or options any
neither do I make even a single penny

KBC, I said, was an option much better
as I went on tearing off the call letter

after being rejected in this way, spurned rather
Decided Never in my life I shall appear for another!

-KGV
Elisa

Elisa

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11 years ago
I liked it! Waiting for more...
silverscorpion

silverscorpion

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11 years ago
Excellent dude... I found it very interesting. keep going...
gazal

gazal

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11 years ago
excellent!!!!!! great work!:smile::smile:
crook

crook

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11 years ago
KGV
KBC, I said, was an option much better
as I went on tearing off the call letter

after being rejected in this way, spurned rather
Decided Never in my life I shall appear for another!

-KGV
wow! 😁😁😁
cshekhar

cshekhar

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11 years ago
nice one buddy..😀
keep it up!!!
mahul

mahul

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11 years ago
Awesome man awesome...._k may be u should start a section on creative writing
11 years ago
Of course, if we get enough number of posts!

Keep up the Good Work, KGV!

-The Big K-
suyash

suyash

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11 years ago
KGV, is this another one of your "work of art" written while attending the super interesting lectures in VNIT, huh ??
keep them coming... !!
Suman Mehta

Suman Mehta

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10 years ago
too gud kartik....😀

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