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# Killler JoKeS!

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............ They decide to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of

Einstein............

Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100... ..... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out.......
He claims that he is not Newton ......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton .............
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!
All electrons were having a party but protons attacked them.

A hero comes and saves them.

All electrons ask him "Who are you?"

He Says
"My name is BOND .... COVALENT BOND"
Once 'Constant' and e^x ( e raised to x) were walking down the road.
Suddenly 'Constant' screamed and said:
"I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will eliminate me."
But e^x stands firm in front of ' Differential' and says:
"U can't do anything with me. I m e^x and will always be e^x."
'Differential starts laughing??..

Why??
...

Think ...............
Think ...........

Differential says: " I m not d/dx, I m d/dy."
silverscorpion • Jun 22, 2009
All these were previously known to me.
But still, they are a good read always.
Very nice! Especially the Covalent bond. ππ
shalini_goel14 • Jun 22, 2009
Ha ha ! Too Good. * Cannot stop laughing *
Differential • Jun 22, 2009
"I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will eliminate me."
At last someone is afraid of me..... π
RajdeepCE • Jun 24, 2009
Anothe riddle, for mechies and civils,
Mechanical & Civil engineers work for each other cause Mechanical Engineers built weapons and Civil Engineers built targetsπ.
since last night my books are dancing before me.

DO YOU KNOW ON WHICH SONG?

GUESS?

?

?

Zara zara touch me touch me touch me...π
CIVILPRINCESS • Nov 9, 2009
nice ones...π
CIVILPRINCESS • Nov 9, 2009
here is one that i came across and edited π

in a boat 3 people were sailing, and all of a sudden a demon appeared out of the sea and told"each one of you must drop something into the sea and if i can find it i will eat you else i will be your slave...."

and it happens to be that one person was a member of xxx community, one was a member of yyy community and the other was a CE-an...π

xxx member: he droped a diamond and the demon found it and ate him.....π

yyy member:he dropped a platinum piece and the demon found it and ate him...π

CE-an: pours a bottle of water into the sea and you know what must have happened....π π π

CE ROCKS!!!
What you have done??

I would have dropped nothing and say I dropped something π

Nice one π π
Manish Goyal • Nov 9, 2009
CIVILPRINCESS
here is one that i came across and edited π

in a boat 3 people were sailing, and all of a sudden a demon appeared out of the sea and told"each one of you must drop something into the sea and if i can find it i will eat you else i will be your slave...."

and it happens to be that one person was a member of xxx community, one was a member of yyy community and the other was a CE-an...π

xxx member: he droped a diamond and the demon found it and ate him.....π

yyy member:he dropped a platinum piece and the demon found it and ate him...π

CE-an: pours a bottle of water into the sea and you know what must have happened....π π π

CE ROCKS!!!
nice........................
cooltwins • Nov 10, 2009
CIVILPRINCESS
here is one that i came across and edited π

in a boat 3 people were sailing, and all of a sudden a demon appeared out of the sea and told"each one of you must drop something into the sea and if i can find it i will eat you else i will be your slave...."

and it happens to be that one person was a member of xxx community, one was a member of yyy community and the other was a CE-an...π

xxx member: he droped a diamond and the demon found it and ate him.....π

yyy member:he dropped a platinum piece and the demon found it and ate him...π

CE-an: pours a bottle of water into the sea and you know what must have happened....π π π

CE ROCKS!!!
water is a good option but salt is a good idea too, right?
any thing that dissolves completely in water would do.....π
Mr.Don • Nov 15, 2009
πHaha You guys really rocks the CE..π