Killler JoKeS!

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  Anil Jain

  All electrons were having a party but protons attacked them.
  
  A hero comes and saves them.
  
  All electrons ask him "Who are you?"
  
  He Says
  "My name is BOND .... COVALENT BOND"
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  Anil Jain

  Once 'Constant' and e^x ( e raised to x) were walking down the road.
  Suddenly 'Constant' screamed and said:
  "I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will eliminate me."
  But e^x stands firm in front of ' Differential' and says:
  "U can't do anything with me. I m e^x and will always be e^x."
  'Differential starts laughing??..
  
  Why??
  ...
  
  Think ...............
  Think ...........
  
  
  Differential says: " I m not d/dx, I m d/dy."
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  silverscorpion

  All these were previously known to me.
  But still, they are a good read always.
  Very nice! Especially the Covalent bond. 😀😀
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  shalini_goel14

  Ha ha ! Too Good. * Cannot stop laughing *
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  Differential

  "I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will eliminate me."

  At last someone is afraid of me..... 😀
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  RajdeepCE

  Anothe riddle, for mechies and civils,
  

  Mechanical & Civil engineers work for each other cause Mechanical Engineers built weapons and Civil Engineers built targets😁.

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  yadavundertaker mohit

  since last night my books are dancing before me.
  
  
  DO YOU KNOW ON WHICH SONG?
  
  
  GUESS?
  
  ?
  
  
  ?
  
  
  Zara zara touch me touch me touch me...😒
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  CIVILPRINCESS

  nice ones...😀
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  CIVILPRINCESS

  here is one that i came across and edited 😉
  
  in a boat 3 people were sailing, and all of a sudden a demon appeared out of the sea and told"each one of you must drop something into the sea and if i can find it i will eat you else i will be your slave...."
  
  and it happens to be that one person was a member of xxx community, one was a member of yyy community and the other was a CE-an...😁
  
  xxx member: he droped a diamond and the demon found it and ate him.....😔
  
  yyy member:he dropped a platinum piece and the demon found it and ate him...😔
  
  CE-an: pours a bottle of water into the sea and you know what must have happened....😁 😁 😁
  
  CE ROCKS!!!
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  Saandeep Sreerambatla

  What you have done??
  
  I would have dropped nothing and say I dropped something 😀
  
  
  Nice one 😀 😀
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  Manish Goyal

  CIVILPRINCESS

  here is one that i came across and edited 😉
  
  in a boat 3 people were sailing, and all of a sudden a demon appeared out of the sea and told"each one of you must drop something into the sea and if i can find it i will eat you else i will be your slave...."
  
  and it happens to be that one person was a member of xxx community, one was a member of yyy community and the other was a CE-an...😁
  
  xxx member: he droped a diamond and the demon found it and ate him.....😔
  
  yyy member:he dropped a platinum piece and the demon found it and ate him...😔
  
  CE-an: pours a bottle of water into the sea and you know what must have happened....😁 😁 😁
  
  CE ROCKS!!!

  nice........................
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  cooltwins

  CIVILPRINCESS

  here is one that i came across and edited 😉
  
  in a boat 3 people were sailing, and all of a sudden a demon appeared out of the sea and told"each one of you must drop something into the sea and if i can find it i will eat you else i will be your slave...."
  
  and it happens to be that one person was a member of xxx community, one was a member of yyy community and the other was a CE-an...😁
  
  xxx member: he droped a diamond and the demon found it and ate him.....😔
  
  yyy member:he dropped a platinum piece and the demon found it and ate him...😔
  
  CE-an: pours a bottle of water into the sea and you know what must have happened....😁 😁 😁
  
  CE ROCKS!!!

  water is a good option but salt is a good idea too, right?
  any thing that dissolves completely in water would do.....😁
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  Mr.Don

  😀Haha You guys really rocks the CE..😀