Horrible English

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  Anil Jain

  "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
  
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  dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
  
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  gaurav.bhorkar

  he he...
  
  Very funny.
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  Sahithi Pallavi

  nice CB.
  
  Expecting more..
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  justaglance

  Principal: Girl who is wearing mirror come front
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  CIVILPRINCESS

  All of you stand in a straight circle........😉
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  CIVILPRINCESS

  "I have two sons both are boys."😀
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  CIVILPRINCESS

  open the window let the atmosphere come in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  :smile::smile::smile::smile:
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  cooltwins

  I saw yesterday in the theater with my wife.
  😛
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  Saandeep Sreerambatla

  Wonderful guys!!!
  
  Its very hot lets understand the tree!!!!
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  justaglance

  Teacher to students in class : No one should not talk
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  chiru

  Infront there is crocodile festival..student to pricipal😁
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  Gurjeet Singh

  1-For Restrooms, Go back towards your behind.
  2-Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help.
  3-Diet water: Half the calories of regular water, but with all of the taste!
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  brittoajay

  "Its graduation day! I say you students. Stand on your feet, take your hats. Toss up the air. you all will passing out!!"😕
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  nucleuz

  open the window let air force come in
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  nucleuz

  Watchman to the owner:Sir there is no wind in the bicycle.
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  safwan

  guys just read my posts you'll find same thing Dont mind !! I have poor language specially English .
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  Mr.Don

  MY principle saying to me yesterday when i was sitting in my classroom which had turned into a ladies waiting hall...
  
  Principal:Who told are you?
  
  Me:What?
  
  Principal:Who told are you to sit here?
  
  Me:This is my classroom.Sir.
  
  Principal:This is ladies waiting hall.You idiot.Get Out.
  
  He took out my id card and went away..I went to my H.O.D sir and got my Id card back..Haha.
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  yadavundertaker mohit

  student seeing MONKEY out of the window. Professor scolds him -"Why are you seeing the monkey outside when I am in the class."
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  cooltwins

  my college chairman said this during the scholarship function...i was baffled
  this is what he said:
  
  man has now sent moon to chandrayan ........😕
  
  -an apparent word by word translation of the regional language.....
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  tashirosgt

  There are many hilarious ads with bad English on the web that come from translations of the directions for the medicine Levitra. One example:
  
  

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  Pocket each dispense with a full glass of water.
  
  Levitra can be bewitched with or without food.
  
  
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