Dilbert Jokes

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  rishna

  One more, i am not able to place the picture so writing it.
  
  "I need an update report on your progress,
  a status report on your update and a progress report on your status."
  
  :hehehe: 😁 😕 😔 :?:
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  Differential

  Amazing! 😀
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  rishna

  one more
  
  A man in a hot air balloon is lost. He sees a man on the ground and reduces height to speak to him. "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
  "You're in a hot air balloon hovering thirty feet above this field," comes the reply.
  "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
  "I do," says the man, "How did you know?"
  "Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
  "You must work in Management," says the man.
  "I am," says the balloonist, "How did you know?"
  "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
  
  
  
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  rishna

  
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  raj87verma88

  The last one was hilarious.
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  g_rakesh2

  superb!!! its nice...
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  Kaustubh Katdare

  How many of you'd like to have Scott Adams in our Small Talk?
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  Anil Jain

  I love Dilbert 😁 count me as 1st one
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  rishna

  then i am second in the list
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  Differential

  I'm 0.9th
  
  😀
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  g_rakesh2

  It will be a nice idea!
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  rishna

  No intension of hurting any engineer..its just a joke😀 (infact fact also) 😎
  
  Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
  This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
  As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
  Since:
  Knowledge = Power
  Time = Money
  Knowledge = Work/Money.
  Solving for Money, we get:
  Money = Work / Knowledge.
  Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
  Conclusion:
  The less you know, the more you make.
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  rishna

  
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  rishna

  
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  Differential

  Good One !
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  g_rakesh2

  The Y-Not

  No intension of hurting any engineer..its just a joke😀 (infact fact also) 😎
  
  Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
  This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
  As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
  Since:
  Knowledge = Power
  Time = Money
  Knowledge = Work/Money.
  Solving for Money, we get:
  Money = Work / Knowledge.
  Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
  Conclusion:
  The less you know, the more you make.

  
  Its a good one really can't stop laughing....:clap::-D😁
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  alexissamantha

  He he he he very man,,,,😁