Best Of Dilbert Collection Thread
I'm a huge Dilbert fan and thought of collecting the best of the Dilbert strips we come across. Please post only best of Dilbert strips in this thread; one per post ๐
Get your Boss on Twitter
Get your Boss on Twitter
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Kaustubh KatdareDecision making Fail -
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Possibly one of the requirements to work at CE ๐ -
Kaustubh KatdareIn the near future, when the 'Kinect' technology will make it to our offices, things like these are bound to happen -
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zaveriWhat is Dilbert all about ? office life ?
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Office humor. Sometimes takes on people's behaviors as well.zaveriWhat is Dilbert all about ? office life ? -
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Sarcasm works only on intelligent people. ๐ -
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The best dilbert-strip ever. indicates hypocrisyThe_Big_K
Sarcasm works only on intelligent people. ๐ -
Anoop Kumar
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Ambarish Ganesh๐
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Kaustubh KatdareI'll dedicated this Dilbert Comic Strip to the gadget lovers. Scott Adams does his best while describing all the gadget fans.
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Ambarish Ganesh
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Kaustubh KatdareThis is how the decision making happens in the corporate world.
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Kaustubh KatdareAverage salary of the engineers -
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Kaustubh KatdareWally tries the 3D printing technology and puts it to some real use!
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Kaustubh KatdareMost of the times, people won't let you finish your talk. Here's a strip dedicated to all such people -
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Kaustubh KatdareThose of you who love to solve engineering problem, your boss might just need you. Check this Dilbert strip from last Sunday -
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Kaustubh KatdarePointy Haired Boss's Golden Rule: Treat others as you would want them to treat you -
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Anoop Kumar
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Kaustubh KatdareWe talked about the topic of sleep on the forums. Here's what the pointy haired boss thinks -
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Anoop KumarGenius Management.
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Anoop KumarEvery geek hate Necktie .. โ
Next day
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Anoop KumarWho are Dilbert Character?๐
Good read at Wiki : List Of Dilbert Characters Primary Characters
Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert strips didn't named foolish boss because he wanted everyone to imagin him as their real boss๐ -
Anoop KumarTo an Engineer , everyone look like a chimpโ
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Anoop Kumar
I think Asok has nailed it.๐ -
Anoop KumarI wish every HR director would talk to manger like this... keep it up Catbert.
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Anoop KumarNot everytime boss could be fooled๐
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Anoop KumarDifference when you talk about your project,depends on, its your peer or your manager๐
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Anoop KumarExactly the same way I feel when I talk to internal support or inventory ..
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Anoop KumarNo word to say how outsourcing works๐
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Anoop KumarDilbert strip of the year ๐
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Kaustubh KatdareProbably, Dogbert is making some real sense here. I might agree with him on this -
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Kaustubh KatdareI think this is how most people work when they aren't supervised. Hit the 'Agree' button if you really agree ๐
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Anoop KumarEngineer tag have to face it.. and last strip with Wally (that how one should work)
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Kaustubh KatdareHere's the latest one - Wally's Plan To Take Over People's Living Rooms. Awesome, I must say -
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Anoop KumarIs Asok reading "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" ๐
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Dilbert is being Sherlock Holmes... -
Anoop KumarLifecycle of every organised crime
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Anoop KumarOne of the best of Dilbert till date ๐
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Kaustubh KatdareWally talking about the human touch.
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Kaustubh KatdareDilbert and the Boss's World!
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Anoop KumarMoment when you get the last strip ๐
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Kaustubh KatdareThis one is epic! Wally's Disaster Preparedness Plan -
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Anoop KumarI don't know why management give a shity job to most experience guy rather than a significant work.
For the record more you gain experience more you work on PPT. ๐ -
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NSA going to recruit Dilbert ๐ -
Anoop Kumar
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Kaustubh KatdareHere's Scott Adams's take on Elon Musk's Hyperloop. I loved it!
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Anoop Kumar
Pat on the back by BOOT, by everyone . Best opportunity for Wally ๐Kaustubh KatdareHere's Scott Adams's take on Elon Musk's Hyperloop. I loved it!
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Anoop KumarWithout a meeting, you don't know meetings are complete waste of time ๐
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Ramani Aswath
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Anoop KumarMeeting Policy
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Kaustubh KatdareIt takes money to make money, seriously!
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Anoop KumarTell Managers to work for 16 hours
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Kaustubh KatdareNever criticize a person; but you may criticize their behavior. That's what we've been told.
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Kaustubh KatdareIf you can't be regular at the gym and don't want to look fatter than your colleagues; why not make them bigger in size instead?
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Kaustubh KatdarePerformance review and low self esteem.
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Kaustubh KatdareThough not motivating; the following strip depicts the truth!
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Anoop KumarYet, another wisdom slice from Wally
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Kaustubh KatdareJeff Bozos Rules For Meeting...Gone Wrong!
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Anoop Kumar
I prefer this pizza. When they call for all employee meeting . total waste of time.Kaustubh KatdareJeff Bozos Rules For Meeting...Gone Wrong!
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Anoop Kumarโ
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Anoop KumarTaking advantage of bad requirement.
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Anoop KumarThis is epic
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Anoop KumarOne fine strip from Adam and Scott
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Anoop Kumar
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Anoop KumarHow to get Employee of the Year
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Anoop KumarClassic one
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Anoop KumarCorporate rule 101: hard work vs pretending to work ๐
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Anoop KumarWally wisdom for real, two ๐
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Kaustubh KatdareThis one is quite awesome, you see!
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Anoop Kumar
Indeed the classic one.Kaustubh KatdareThis one is quite awesome, you see!
When engineer trolls another engineer ๐
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Kaustubh KatdareThis is totally right when it comes to financial advisors -
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Anoop Kumar
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Anoop KumarPure awesomeness๐
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Ankita KatdareSomeone should try that at their current IT company. ๐๐
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Social Media Addiction. ๐ -
Kaustubh KatdareThis one's classic and I think you can 'definitely' use it in front of your manager to shut him/her up!
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Kaustubh KatdareThe key lies in knowing your worth in the company. Scott Adams explains this with this strip:
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Kaustubh Katdare...when security is more important than usability (have experienced this in my corporate life)
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Anoop KumarTop uses of social media #5
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Ankita KatdareWhy do engineers work an hour before the deadline?! ๐ญ
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Kaustubh KatdareThis one's totally hilarious! The BOSSBOT!
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Anoop KumarStory of movie Ex-Machina (2015). Worth watch one time
This made me feel goodKaustubh KatdareThis one's totally hilarious! The BOSSBOT!
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Kaustubh KatdareWhen the company says "You are the most valuable resource", believe them. Just make sure that you remind them of it when the appropriate time comes -
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Ankita KatdareDilbert is the biggest inspiration for any show surrounding the theme of startups. ๐
A still from TVF Pitchers:
Here:
Zooming on the cubicle wall poster:
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Anoop KumarTVF guy totally nailed the 1st episode. Just awesome.
The line is just redefined the meaning:-๐
"let them, Stay hungry stay foolish". -
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Anoop KumarI want to be whistleblower ๐
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nINAD pARDHIYEThis shows how one's "tragedy" is a source of amusement to the other and he willingly pays for it. The depth and sarcasm in Dilbert is what makes it just great.
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Anoop KumarThese two are awesome in row
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Kaustubh KatdareThis one is totally awesome if you guys understand the context.
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Anoop KumarThink like entrepreneur.
If an employee will think like entrepreneur and start work likewise, s/he will become a entrepreneur ๐ -
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I've first hand experience from the company I used to work for.Anoop KumarIf an employee will think like entrepreneur and start work likewise, s/he will become a entrepreneur -
Kaustubh KatdareApparently, the 'Work From Home' isn't meant for everyone.
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Kaustubh KatdareChange - a word every manager loves! Dilbert shows how it works in real life.
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Ramani AswathDamned if you do and damned if you don't.
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Anoop KumarEngineers win!!
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Kaustubh KatdareAre our fellow engineers prepared for the future?
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Kaustubh KatdareIn case you wondered why your company pays you:
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Ramani AswathHere are 30 one liners sent by my brother in law Purushottam:
A good 30 laughs at Dilbert's one liners:
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
Born free, taxed to death.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork..
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Someday is not a day of the week
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
The road to success.... Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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Ramani AswathI too feel healthy. Started on running. Could not do more than 100 meters at a stretch.
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Kaustubh KatdareOne important lesson in teamwork, appraisals and dealing with your boss -
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Kaustubh KatdareWork Smarter, Not Harder. Ow Well!
Leadership is so cool!
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Ramani AswathI'm breathless with amazement.
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Kaustubh KatdareQuickest management class for all ya engineers, the future managers-
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Ramani AswathOnce you're in, you're in. Willy, nilly.
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Kaustubh KatdareWelcome humans!
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Ramani AswathMind (if any left) boggling!
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Kaustubh KatdareDedicated to all the software architects out there -
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Kaustubh KatdareHow many are with me in believing in the new, 'acceptable' view on reality?
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Kaustubh KatdareIn case you need some Tuesday motivation.
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Anoop KumariPhone explained
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