Examples Of Stupid Questions that People Ask 1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask: ... "Are You Sleeping?" (No! I'm Trying to Die?) 2. When It's Raining & Someone Notices You going Out, they Ask: "Are You Going Out In this Rain?" (No, In The Next one.) 3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline: "Where are you?" ! (At the Bus Stop!) 4. They See you Wet Coming from the Bathroom: "Did You Just Have A Bath?" (No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !) 5. You are Standing Right In Front Of the Elevator On The Ground Floor & they Ask: "Going Up?" (No, No, I'm Waiting for My Apartment to Come Down & Get Me.) 6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for your Sweetheart, they Ask: "Are those Flowers?" (No Baby! They are Carrots.) 7. You are On The Queue to Buy Tickets at the Cinema, A Friend Saw You & Asks, "What are you Doing Here?" (I'm Here to Pay My College Fees.)
Prashanth, 'They'? If you have more than one sweetheart, better take flowers (even carrots) separately.
