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Politically correct Season's Greetings

Discussion in 'The Café - General Discussions On Everything' started by A.V.Ramani, Dec 18, 2013.

  1. A.V.Ramani

    A.V.Ramani Guru

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    Politically Correct Holiday Wishes (with warranty)

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, political belief, sexual preferences, or gender identity of the wishee.(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for themselves, herself, himself, itself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

    No animals,plants,or insects were harmed during the preparation of this wish,however, some electrons may have been inconvenienced.

    (posted by HiTekRedNek: http://cr4.globalspec.com/thread/87574/A-Politically-Correct-Holiday-Wish?frmtrk=cr4digest)
     
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    Issue Knight

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    I command an unconditional apology for the inconvenience caused to those electrons in your message and the electrons which suffered as I am writing this message because of your message. :D:rofl:
     
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