Best Of Dilbert Collection Thread

I'm a huge Dilbert fan and thought of collecting the best of the Dilbert strips we come across. Please post only best of Dilbert strips in this thread; one per post ๐Ÿ˜€

Get your Boss on Twitter

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  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Decision making Fail -

    decision_making_fail
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    recruitment_marketing_skills

    Possibly one of the requirements to work at CE ๐Ÿ˜‰
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    In the near future, when the 'Kinect' technology will make it to our offices, things like these are bound to happen -

    Dilbert-Future
  • zaveri
    zaveri
    What is Dilbert all about ? office life ?
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    zaveri
    What is Dilbert all about ? office life ?
    Office humor. Sometimes takes on people's behaviors as well.
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    coffee-drinking-boss

    Sarcasm works only on intelligent people. ๐Ÿ˜€
  • zaveri
    zaveri
    The_Big_K
    coffee-drinking-boss

    Sarcasm works only on intelligent people. ๐Ÿ˜€
    The best dilbert-strip ever. indicates hypocrisy
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    37405_443347185694_6512384_n
  • Ambarish Ganesh
    Ambarish Ganesh
    ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    424575_430947963615226_1701561630_n
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    I'll dedicated this Dilbert Comic Strip to the gadget lovers. Scott Adams does his best while describing all the gadget fans.

    dilbert-best-collection
  • Ambarish Ganesh
    Ambarish Ganesh
    481061_10152078079135162_753883944_n
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    This is how the decision making happens in the corporate world.

    165936.strip.sunday
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Average salary of the engineers -

    dilbert-change-the-world
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Wally tries the 3D printing technology and puts it to some real use!

    Dilbert-3D-Printer
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Most of the times, people won't let you finish your talk. Here's a strip dedicated to all such people -

    Dilbert-Filter

    Hit 'Like' if you love this strip ๐Ÿ˜‰
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Those of you who love to solve engineering problem, your boss might just need you. Check this Dilbert strip from last Sunday -

    Dilbert-Engineering-Problem
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Pointy Haired Boss's Golden Rule: Treat others as you would want them to treat you -

    Dilbert-Golden-Rule
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    We talked about the topic of sleep on the forums. Here's what the pointy haired boss thinks -

    Dilbert-Sleep
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Genius Management.

    2269.strip

    2270.strip
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Every geek hate Necktie .. โ˜•

    [โ€‹IMG]


    Next day

    [โ€‹IMG]
    ๐Ÿ˜˜
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Who are Dilbert Character?๐Ÿ˜€

    Good read at Wiki : List Of Dilbert Characters Primary Characters
    Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert strips didn't named foolish boss because he wanted everyone to imagin him as their real boss๐Ÿ˜›
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    To an Engineer , everyone look like a chimpโ˜•


    33.strip.sunday
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    174322.strip

    I think Asok has nailed it.๐Ÿ˜
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    I wish every HR director would talk to manger like this... keep it up Catbert.

    174722.strip
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Not everytime boss could be fooled๐Ÿ˜˜

    175016.strip
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Difference when you talk about your project,depends on, its your peer or your manager๐Ÿ˜

    1507.strip
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Exactly the same way I feel when I talk to internal support or inventory ..
    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    No word to say how outsourcing works๐Ÿ˜
    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Dilbert strip of the year ๐Ÿ˜

    175783.strip
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    [โ€‹IMG]

    Hail SEO ..... ๐Ÿ˜€
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Probably, Dogbert is making some real sense here. I might agree with him on this -
    Dilbert-Expert
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    I think this is how most people work when they aren't supervised. Hit the 'Agree' button if you really agree ๐Ÿ˜‰

    How-You-Work
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Engineer tag have to face it.. and last strip with Wally (that how one should work)

    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Here's the latest one - Wally's Plan To Take Over People's Living Rooms. Awesome, I must say -

    controlroom
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Is Asok reading "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" ๐Ÿ˜

    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    [โ€‹IMG]
    Dilbert is being Sherlock Holmes...
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Lifecycle of every organised crime

    Dilbert11
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    389206_546455188731169_1881814682_n
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    One of the best of Dilbert till date ๐Ÿ˜

    12435.strip.sunday
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Wally talking about the human touch.

    wally-wifi
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Dilbert and the Boss's World!

    Dilbert-Boss
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Moment when you get the last strip ๐Ÿ˜
    193511.strip
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    This one is epic! Wally's Disaster Preparedness Plan -

    Wally-Disaster
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    I don't know why management give a shity job to most experience guy rather than a significant work.
    For the record more you gain experience more you work on PPT. ๐Ÿ˜
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    194805.strip

    NSA going to recruit Dilbert ๐Ÿ˜›
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    195581.strip
    195582.strip

    Dilbert hasn't watched movie on guatemala - Google Search.๐Ÿ˜
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Here's Scott Adams's take on Elon Musk's Hyperloop. I loved it!

    hyperloop
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Here's Scott Adams's take on Elon Musk's Hyperloop. I loved it!

    hyperloop
    Pat on the back by BOOT, by everyone . Best opportunity for Wally ๐Ÿ˜
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Without a meeting, you don't know meetings are complete waste of time ๐Ÿ˜‰

    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Ramani Aswath
    Ramani Aswath
    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Meeting Policy

    203035.strip
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    It takes money to make money, seriously!

    205537.strip
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Tell Managers to work for 16 hours
    200367.strip.sunday
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Never criticize a person; but you may criticize their behavior. That's what we've been told.

    criticize
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    If you can't be regular at the gym and don't want to look fatter than your colleagues; why not make them bigger in size instead?

    fat
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Performance review and low self esteem.

    low-self-esteem
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Though not motivating; the following strip depicts the truth!

    wally-happiest-person-in-room
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Yet, another wisdom slice from Wally
    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Jeff Bozos Rules For Meeting...Gone Wrong!

    jeffbezos
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Jeff Bozos Rules For Meeting...Gone Wrong!

    jeffbezos
    I prefer this pizza. When they call for all employee meeting . total waste of time.
    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    โ˜•
    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Taking advantage of bad requirement.

    109702.strip
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    This is epic
    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    One fine strip from Adam and Scott

    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    aG95pWX_700b_v2
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    How to get Employee of the Year
    223499.strip
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Classic one
    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Corporate rule 101: hard work vs pretending to work ๐Ÿ‘

    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Wally wisdom for real, two ๐Ÿ‘

    235200.strip.sunday
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    This one is quite awesome, you see! smart-manager
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Kaustubh Katdare
    This one is quite awesome, you see! smart-manager
    Indeed the classic one.

    When engineer trolls another engineer ๐Ÿ˜
    dt150122
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    This is totally right when it comes to financial advisors -

    dt141216
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    3

    2

    1
    ๐Ÿ˜
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Pure awesomeness๐Ÿ˜

    dt150310 dt150311 dt150312 dt150314 dt150316 dt150317
  • Ankita Katdare
    Ankita Katdare
    Someone should try that at their current IT company. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Internet-Addiction
    Social Media Addiction. ๐Ÿ˜
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    This one's classic and I think you can 'definitely' use it in front of your manager to shut him/her up!

    apples-vs-oranges
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    The key lies in knowing your worth in the company. Scott Adams explains this with this strip:

    main-qimg-9381c4cf788ba58902b3fc49a2bc62bc
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    ...when security is more important than usability (have experienced this in my corporate life)

    main-qimg-878e094cd834f39689e67a862cb16900
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Top uses of social media #5
    dt150515
  • Ankita Katdare
    Ankita Katdare
    Why do engineers work an hour before the deadline?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
    Screen Shot 2015-05-17 at 9.20.51 am
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    This one's totally hilarious! The BOSSBOT!

    bossbot
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Story of movie Ex-Machina (2015). Worth watch one time
    Kaustubh Katdare
    This one's totally hilarious! The BOSSBOT!
    bossbot
    This made me feel good
    dt150529
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    When the company says "You are the most valuable resource", believe them. Just make sure that you remind them of it when the appropriate time comes -

    Dilbert-Valuable-Asset
  • Ankita Katdare
    Ankita Katdare
    Dilbert is the biggest inspiration for any show surrounding the theme of startups. ๐Ÿ˜

    A still from TVF Pitchers:
    Here:
    Screen Shot 2015-06-07 at 2.22.11 pm

    Zooming on the cubicle wall poster:

    Screen Shot 2015-06-07 at 2.21.59 pm
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    TVF guy totally nailed the 1st episode. Just awesome.
    The line is just redefined the meaning:-๐Ÿ˜
    "let them, Stay hungry stay foolish".
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    dt150706
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    I want to be whistleblower ๐Ÿ˜
    fc320650f0270132e9fb005056a9545d
  • nINAD pARDHIYE
    nINAD pARDHIYE
    This shows how one's "tragedy" is a source of amusement to the other and he willingly pays for it. The depth and sarcasm in Dilbert is what makes it just great.
    [โ€‹IMG]
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    These two are awesome in row

    e3ff66d0fd6e0132ef1a005056a9545d


    e5633200fd6e0132ef1a005056a9545d
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    This one is totally awesome if you guys understand the context.

    dt150824
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Think like entrepreneur.
    dt150830

    If an employee will think like entrepreneur and start work likewise, s/he will become a entrepreneur ๐Ÿ˜Ž
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Anoop Kumar
    If an employee will think like entrepreneur and start work likewise, s/he will become a entrepreneur
    I've first hand experience from the company I used to work for.
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Apparently, the 'Work From Home' isn't meant for everyone.

    original
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Change - a word every manager loves! Dilbert shows how it works in real life.

    dt151213
  • Ramani Aswath
    Ramani Aswath
    Damned if you do and damned if you don't.
    You change to remain in job else you change job. Such is life...
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    Engineers win!!
    dt160113
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Are our fellow engineers prepared for the future?
    dt160208
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    In case you wondered why your company pays you:

    dt160807
  • Ramani Aswath
    Ramani Aswath
    Here are 30 one liners sent by my brother in law Purushottam:

    A good 30 laughs at Dilbert's one liners:
    I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
    A friend in need is a pest indeed.
    Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
    Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
    When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
    The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
    Born free, taxed to death.
    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
    Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
    Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
    If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
    It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
    I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork..
    A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
    The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
    The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
    In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
    If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
    Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
    If you can't convince them, confuse them.
    It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
    The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
    Someday is not a day of the week
    Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
    To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
    The road to success.... Is always under construction.
    Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
    In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it..
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    CtVU86UXgAAjOyA
  • Ramani Aswath
    Ramani Aswath
    I too feel healthy. Started on running. Could not do more than 100 meters at a stretch.
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    One important lesson in teamwork, appraisals and dealing with your boss -

    dt161005
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Work Smarter, Not Harder. Ow Well!

    Leadership is so cool!

    dt161229
  • Ramani Aswath
    Ramani Aswath
    I'm breathless with amazement.
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Quickest management class for all ya engineers, the future managers-

    management-class-dilbert
  • Ramani Aswath
    Ramani Aswath
    Once you're in, you're in. Willy, nilly.
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Welcome humans!

    dt170430
  • Ramani Aswath
    Ramani Aswath
    Mind (if any left) boggling!
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    Dedicated to all the software architects out there -

    monkeys-astronauts
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    How many are with me in believing in the new, 'acceptable' view on reality?

    dt170731
  • Kaustubh Katdare
    Kaustubh Katdare
    In case you need some Tuesday motivation.
    dt100308
  • Anoop Kumar
    Anoop Kumar
    iPhone explained

    dt171227

    dt171228

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