Award winning joke
MBA v/s Engineer
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......
An #-Link-Snipped-#and an Engineer go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of #-Link-Snipped-# and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Economically there are mass scales of stars in the sky.
So "Economy of Scale " would be the ideal strategy in that market.
Strategically such market would be a volume driven market
Financially it would be a low margin market.
From HR point of view we would require huge manpower
What does it tell you?"
The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically"
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"Someone has stolen our #-Link-Snipped-#
so what u guys want to be a MBA/Engineer?
Source:-Joke book
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......
An #-Link-Snipped-#and an Engineer go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of #-Link-Snipped-# and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Economically there are mass scales of stars in the sky.
So "Economy of Scale " would be the ideal strategy in that market.
Strategically such market would be a volume driven market
Financially it would be a low margin market.
From HR point of view we would require huge manpower
What does it tell you?"
The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically"
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"Someone has stolen our #-Link-Snipped-#
so what u guys want to be a MBA/Engineer?
Source:-Joke book
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