Re: Your favorite movie quotes - list them here
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn - Gone With the Wind
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse - The Godfather
Bond. James Bond - James Bond Movies
I see dead people - The Sixth Sense
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer - The Godfather 2
Shaken, not stirred - James Bond
Either you die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain - The Dark Knight
Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push!
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you're gonna break your one rule.
I believe…whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you…stranger.
Let's put a smile on that face!
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all of the…little…emotions. You see, in their…last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did.Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
Let's wind the clock back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean…what happened? Did your–did your balls drop off? Hm?
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was…a drinker, and a fiend. One night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not…one…bit. So, me watching–he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and says…"Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And…[turns to look at one of Gambol's henchman who looks terrified, and then says]…why so serious?
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
[fake laughter done in a deadpan voice] Ha ha ha ha, hahaha, ha, ha, ha, oh, a-hee-hee, ha ha, oh, hee hee, hee ha, ahaha. [returns to normal voice] I thought my jokes were bad.
How 'bout a magic trick? [he slams a pencil into the table, point first] I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. [Gambol's henchman tries to attack him; in one swift motion the Joker then slams the man's head into the pencil, forcing the entire pencil through his eye socket; the man falls over dead]Ta-daa! [looks at where the pencil was with mock surprise] It's…it's gone! Oh, and by the way, the suit? It wasn't cheap. You ought to know, you bought it.
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