Jokes in system messages.

[koli]

Starting this thread to share some funny messages errors/warnings, etc.

Please contribute your experiences.

Rule: You must provide the command / scenario when you experienced that error.

[koli]

Give this command in HPUX "make love"

You will get

I dont know how to make love:Stop!

[The_Big_K]

He he. Is it an actual system message?

[koli]

Yes. It is real message. you will get it on HPUX and some variations on any other Unix system.

Try another one "Man Women" (in any unix)
I got this Error in HPUX
No manual entry for Women!

I like this one. Try "ar t God" (again in unix % shell)
ar: God does not exist

and this one is hilarious, works with any unix systemgive command>> cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
Try this in your windows command prompt (i tried with XP)
c:\> "If I win i will be rich"win was unexpected at this time.