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Old 27th June 2008, 07:42 PM
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Talking Jokes in system messages.

Starting this thread to share some funny messages errors/warnings, etc.

Please contribute your experiences.

Rule: You must provide the command / scenario when you experienced that error.
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Old 27th June 2008, 07:44 PM
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Talking Re: Jokes in system messages.

Give this command in HPUX "make love"

You will get

I dont know how to make love:Stop!
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He he. Is it an actual system message?
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Old 29th June 2008, 04:13 PM
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Talking Re: Jokes in system messages.

Yes. It is real message. you will get it on HPUX and some variations on any other Unix system.

Try another one "Man Women" (in any unix)
I got this Error in HPUX
No manual entry for Women!

I like this one. Try "ar t God" (again in unix % shell)
ar: God does not exist

and this one is hilarious, works with any unix systemgive command>> cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
Try this in your windows command prompt (i tried with XP)
c:\> "If I win i will be rich"win was unexpected at this time.

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