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This is a discussion on Ridiculous Jokes ! within the Chillax : Chit-Chat forums, part of the CE : Lounge category; Let's collect all ridiculously funny jokes here ---------------------------------------------------------------- Here's mine - Q. Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? . . ...

Let's collect all ridiculously funny jokes here
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Here's mine -
Q. Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?
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Guys,
My mobile number has changed !
Earlier it was - Nokia 3310....Now it is -Nokia 6610![]()
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A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a
busy highway. After great efforts they all managed to
cross it. One of the little ones yells out
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Qn. Why does the little one say "all 5 of us" ????
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ANS: BACHCHE HAIN!!!! KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN

Doc: “I’ve some Good news and some Bad news”
Patient : “So, what's the Good news Doc?”
Doc: “Well, they're going to name a disease after you.”
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Q:define true music lover?
ans: a girl is singing in d bathroom while taking bath n a guy near d keyhole is using his EARS. .!![]()



Top Ten Things Engineering School didn't Teach You
Jerry
- There are at least 10 types of capacitors.
- Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.
- Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.
- Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.
- Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.
- Overtime pay? What overtime pay?
- Managers, not engineers, rule the world.
- Always try to fix the hardware with software.
- If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software.
- Dilbert is not a comic strip, it's a documentary.
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A man died and went to into the skies. Yamraj met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, 'Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you - we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?'
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied,
'Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of goons. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the gang. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!'
'I'm impressed,' Yamraj responded, 'When did this happen?'
'About two minutes ago,' came the reply!
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Engineering viva nightmares!
External: How do u start an engine?
Student: Drrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuu
External: STOP IT!
Student: Drrrruuuuddddhhhhh ddddhhuuuuppppp!!
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work, Y is play & Z is keep your mouth shut.- Albert Einstein







External:Why is an AC wire thicker than DC wire?
Student:Because the signal goes Up and Downand in DC wire it goes straight....
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work, Y is play & Z is keep your mouth shut.- Albert Einstein