lol, nice ones. A bit uncalled for and surprising to read about chuck norris here. I dont think we have ever heard of him, I even Googled and could not find a single page. Maybe he ate all of them in a fit of rage.
Added a few facts and some funny with it.
Fact1: ?
Fact2: Chuck Norris has made a few movies with Bruce Lee. Its true.
Other Facts:
1.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f#*k with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. Chuck Norris has his own country near the western islands of Japan where he was a teacher of martial arts to all the Japanese and Chinese people. The country's major export is pain and suffering. (me ©)
5. when chuck norris jumps in a lake he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck
(Most taken from
True Stories of Chuck Norris - Jokes & Humour - CKA, thanks to Blue_Noise and Swampoo)
